Reposted by Carl CraigslistRG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City 17408129
Reposted by Carl CraigslistSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191143861
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We’re getting pecked by the seagulls. Tbf more like pegged with this scoreline 001
Reposted by Carl CraigslistShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185263416
Reposted by Carl CraigslistBen McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sir, a second beat has been mmmmmmmdropped 46616
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have just discovered the existence of this show and need to obtain the master tapes immediately 101
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Benzema is available on a free and I reckon Atletico would sell us Thomas Lemar. Let’s get on the Wenger-in-the-bunker crack pipe. 120
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Havertz effortlessly laying waste to Coventry as if he was a Heinkel 111 041
Reposted by Carl CraigslistCSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god I think I found the video. 503122873710
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Football signing equivalent of buying a new kettle. Not thrilling, but an operational necessity 000
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Alexa, play “The Boys Are Back In Town” www.instagram.com/reel/DcL9ygU...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 110
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Saw ABBA Voyage last night and it was fucking mind-blowing. Need to go again and watch it on drugs. 040
Reposted by Carl CraigslistTariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A fitting emblem of that game. 231450394
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026World Cup final being in broad daylight feels like coming out of an afters into a bright sunny morning. Revolting 030
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I don’t think there is a better example of America’s decline as a cultural power than this World Cup. They think this bombastic desecration of the game is somehow impressive. The rest of the world just thinks they’re cunts 0266
Reposted by Carl CraigslistEllie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sorry to say Miss Piggy has demeaned herself here 18114
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Cannot tell you how much I pine for the dawn chorus of “you’re gonna get your fucking heads kicked in” 042
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Reminder that Pele was a jaffer who couldn’t get a hard on. Never even managed a thousand wanks. 011
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“New York New Jersey Stadium” 🤝 “London Southend Airport” 091
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Kick off is six minutes late because of this drivel. 120
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026four hours’ sleep, a totally unjustified three pint hangover, kids have been up since 5am and I’ve got them all day. Also need to do a big shop and sort out a minimum of two clothes washes 010
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We should make a giant effigy of Maradona being sodomised by Captain Tom on the Falkland Islands and burn it every year, Lewes-style 050
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If we can hold this until 80 minutes I think we can get the water slide out 010
Reposted by Carl CraigslistColonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Homer Born Slippy when it comes home Homer Starlight when we lose the final on penalties Homer Break Stuff when the Guehi equaliser is overruled by VAR tomorrow 191
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Subjected to a horrendous couple who loudly worked through their PowerPoint on my 6:45am train. They both left their Huel bottles and single use coffee cups behind on the table. Hope he audibly and visibly shits himself in the middle of the meeting. 070
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Naturally, my children woke up at 5:30 this morning 000
Reposted by Carl CraigslistDino @dinohkay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Now show these knobs how to fucking row 142
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Three lines up my nose Jules Rimet still gleaming 1112
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Infantino looks like a scrotum pulled over the bottom of an egg 050
