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Nationalism is dumb, almost as dumb as populism, which is nearly as dumb as personality cults are. No DMs please.

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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 5h
Celebrate www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Glastonbury Festival 2027: Spring ticket resale, volunteering and line-up news
Those who missed out on Sunday should not lose hope, as there are other ways to secure a ticket.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 17h
Nothing to worry about at all. apple.news/AT5qv46DoT6G...
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Dozens quarantined in Siberia after plague institute lab worker dies — Reuters
A laboratory worker at a plague research institute in ​Siberia has fallen ill and died in undisclosed circumstances, prompting authorities to quarantine dozens of ‌people, and the head of Russia's hea...
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 19h
Truest thing you’ll read all year
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 19h
Move along, nothing to see here.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 19h
Air passengers flying into Moscow from Irkutsk where a lab technician died of the plague are now being given mandatory temperature checks by masked staff before they’re allowed to disembark.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19h
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 19h
The Tories look more and more like Reform by the hour and therefore, less and less like a serious or electable party of government.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching the US elections and it kind of looks like, no matter how much the GOP chucks at it by way of ads, etc, the Dems are likely to do very well.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spot on. Thatcherism and Neoliberalism should be added to fascism and communism on the list of political movements that should be banned as dangerous to society and mankind.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation. Irrelevant fools vow to repeat mistakes that got us into this mess in the first place. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Andrew Griffith to unveil Tory plans to cut taxes and regulations
Shadow ministers will unveil a series of policies on day two of the Conservative Party conference in Birmingham.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Talked to a US tourist in a restaurant last night. He was pleasantly surprised how little anti American sentiment there is. We explained tourists are not Trump and therefore welcome. Then followed a chat in which he slammed Trump, Netanyahu and Putin. Nice guy.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time for the Mirror’s annual ice age forecast apple.news/AIEyfYwOPQsO...
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Met Office polar vortex fresh update as Brits face deep freeze lasting months — The Mirror
The Met Office says El Niño could weaken the 'stratospheric polar vortex' later this winter, increasing the potential for UK cold snaps
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a great explanation. The proposal is to move from a Triple Lock to an Adjusted Triple Lock.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perhaps there is truth in the idea that AI has already worked out that billionaires are the problem.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reform, the joyless, angry party.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fantasy 2027 elections the Tories and Reform are preparing for sound like 2 parties trying to stay relevant, while the rest of the world moves past them and onto more important issues.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many decades will it be before normal Americans think it’s ok to name a kid Donald?
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Entitled, middle class bullies are the very worst kind
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need more of this
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starve the poor and pander to the wealthy. That‘s the Tory way. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Conservatives pledge to scrap £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge'
Party leader Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC that she wants to see "people who work harder" not getting punished for doing so.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No shit
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is worth remembering that Trump is someone else’s useful idiot. It’s not over when he’s gone, but it will be a good start.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the next GE, if Labour hasn’t cleared out its links with Palantir and other Oligarch entities, it will be as unelectable as the Tories and Reform. The grassroots movement against the oligarchs is growing momentum very rapidly and it will only speed up the more the oligarchs try to suppress it.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well played.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More and more, the AI pushers need reined in so hard they squeak www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
OpenAI fires workers for 'mishandling sensitive information'
The former employees were investigated for sharing data with an outside AI evaluation group.
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you have ever wondered how a Reform government would rule, the deplorable way they run the council up here in Derbyshire will give you some idea www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform UK-run council boycotts reporter after row over potholes
Derbyshire county council accused of ‘worst kind of double speak’ as it denies banning local democracy journalist but says it will ignore his inquiries
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interesting watching what’s going on in France, here, Spain and the USA. We are reaching that ‘let them eat cake’ moment where the super rich have taken too much out the system and it’s obviously hurting ordinary folk. Were I a smart billionaire I’d be asking for tax rises.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FFS. This isn’t woke, it’s just childish. apple.news/ARiQVVsrXTQ2...
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Greens ban words 'nutter' and 'mother and father' in crackdown on 'unacceptable' language — LBC
Green Party members have been told to stop using "unacceptable" words such as "nutter" and "lunatic" under new guidance on inclusive terminology.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It really isn’t Farage because now, we have the facts and they are literally undeniable. Brexit made the U.K. poorer, isolated and even more divided. Your boss Vlad must be tickled pink. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Burnham’s reopening of Brexit debate is ‘biggest boost in my career’, says Farage
Reform UK leader tells supporters PM’s move has ‘opened up a huge flank to us’
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂😂 Trump's AI rebrand causes 'unprecedented' demand for Slovenian website names www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trump's AI rebrand causes 'unprecedented' demand for Slovenian website names
The president wants AI to be called super intelligence - or SI - the same initials used by Slovenian domains.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I pity those involved having to deal with shouty motormouth. Glasgow City Council begins fresh pay talks with union and Gilruth www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Glasgow City Council begins fresh pay talks with union and Gilruth
On Wednesday a council statement said talks had broken down and suggested Unison members could face being sent letters over fire and rehire.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coming soon, the Office of Religious Compliance, which shortens nicely to ORC.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jacob Rees Mogg is the very worst kind of capitalist and I’d love to see him kicked out the country.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Burnham changed his mind, Swinney would say the triple lock is unaffordable. Burnham's plan to end pension triple lock a bad idea, Swinney says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Burnham's plan to end pension triple lock a bad idea - Swinney
Scotland's first minister has also renewed calls for an independence referendum after Burnham's conference speech.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#bbcdn. where did they dig up the SNP rep? Possibly the stupidest and least informed of the many, many stupid and ill informed SNP idiots
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Translation = The SNP are clueless idiots. www.scotsman.com/news/politic...
scotsman.com
SNP plans to shrink public sector workforce 'off course'
The Scottish government had pledged to reduce the size of the public sector workforce in a bid to plug a £5 billion gap in the public finances
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Netanyahu’s problem now, is that his credibility is so shot, how many will believe what he says? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw...
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Israel-Dubai flight: Netanyahu says pilot arrested after stabbing another pilot
The Israeli PM commends the "heroes" who helped "stabilise the aircraft" as passengers describe intervening to stop the violent cockpit attack.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh how true
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City’s top lawyer mounting a robust defence and providing a full explanation to each of the charges from the Premier League. #ManCity #PremierLeague
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has anyone heard from Farage today? apple.news/ATd4pE4aURLO...
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Farage dubbed ‘master of the conspiracy theory’ after false RAF Fairford claims — The Independent
Nigel Farage faced criticism after falsely claiming that five men arrested on suspicion of terror offences near RAF Fairford were Iranian agents who arrived via small boats.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The movie of the Fairford farce will need to be played straight, so that the audience can truly appreciate what a collection of conspiracy manufacturing idiots Reform, Trump and so on are.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That lying cunt (used advisedly) didn’t think he’d win and only ran the campaign for political gain.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also straight out of the Trump play book
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Straight from the Trump play book
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Fairford situation is becoming more bizarre by the day. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
One of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himself
He made the call almost an hour before a farmer also called police after seeing men in balaclavas.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Popped over to Threads to check in on the SNP voters. What a thick and easily led collection of simpletons.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If it turns out this was nothing at all, Trump, Rubio and Farridge are all going to look like conspiracy theory spreading idiots. Which is handily enough, what they are. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
RAF Fairford: 'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles
Police say the decision to release five men on bail is one "grounded in experience and strategy".
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Swinney is a bare faced liar and Kremlin asset.
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Jurgen Klopp’s teeth @humzas-brain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This will be hilarious.
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