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Paul HELLson

@humanolith.bsky.social
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humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they. 💚

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 14h
I've just ordered a copy, based on your posts about it 👍
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Words?
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Can't believe this. Literally watched his match from Saturday night this morning. Also, BBC... it's PAC. Give the man his capital letters 💔
bbc.co.uk
Wrestler Benjamin Satterley, known as 'Pac', dies aged 40
His death was confirmed just a day after he participated in an AEW match in Chicago.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They call me the Shredded Iceberg, but not because I'm strong and cool and deep. It's because I'm washed and chopped
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Computer, Enhance. *spits tea*
Fluffles the poodle from Wallace and Grommit with her eyelashes, poodle ears and red hard hatThe cover of The Giver by Chappell Roan where she looks very similar
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
J.K. Rowl is a mouldy old soul, and a mouldy old soul is she. She hated the trans and she hated their fans, and now she's a full-blown nazi!
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it considered vegan to eat ghosts?
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The holy sprout
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least they didn't put orange powder on anything
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did get to keep it, btw. It now encompasses the work that used to be done by 3 separate people, but I'm sure I'll handle being extremely overworked with my usual aplomb
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just gonna be obsessively checking my work email all night while stress eating a takeaway that I can't financially justify, I guess 👍
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Genuinely so pathetic of them to not drop the news until after the end of the work week. Ensuring that everyone getting bad news has no access to support
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Get to find out whether I can keep my job or not sometime in the next 24hrs. Gonna be a fun start to the weekend
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Luca Trenta @lucatrenta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Feel genuinely sick that there were racist protestors doing their hateful thing in my city last night. At least we can expect a full-throated and robust condemnation from our elected leaders, right?!
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh god no
Cover of a magazine called "Senior's Guide to ChatGPT" in a supermarket checkout area
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
static.klipy.com
Kung Fu Hustle Palm Strike
Alt: Kung Fu Hustle Palm Strike
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had an incredible time seeing Zach from @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social doing his solo stand-up show last night at Soho Theatre! It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.
A view of a stage and audience. Projected onto the back wall it says 'ZACH' in big red letters.A view of a stage and audience. Projected onto the back wall it says 'COME' in big white letters (because it's actually the word 'comedy' scrolling past)
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My only real gripe was that they referred to Road Runner's noises as Beeps instead of Meeps
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dishevelled. Wet. Still Proud.
An imbecile (me) pulls an odd face while sat on a train wearing a rainbow tie-dye t-shirt and facepaint in the colours of the non-binary flag.Two rainbow braids of fake hair and tinsel, and a non-binary flag coloured lei sitting on a folding table
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Finally got to play some more Big Walk and had an absolute hoot! Can't wait to pick up where we left off.
Screenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; one right in front of the camera holding a portable radio and one in the middle distance holding a torch with outstretched armsScreenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; both sat cross legged being illuminated by a large glowing ball that is held by the one on the rightScreenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; both on top of a tall green structure - one squints through binoculars while the other points a laser pointer at a distant objectScreenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; one is shouting through a megaphone while being held aloft by the other
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Matt "Matt "qwilman" Bixler" Bixler, aka qwilman @qwilman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
she lived the life a good person lives when they find success. she's a huge part of the reason we got vaccines for covid. literal life saver thousands of times over.
usatoday.com
Fact check: Dolly Parton helped fund Moderna's COVID-19 vaccine research
A large donation made in April by Dolly Parton caught the attention of social media users after Moderna announced a promising new COVID-19 vaccine.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the only good rich person. We can start eating them now
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amazing!
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Truly impressed that you brought up your wife this quickly here ❤️
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Having been a fan of RLM for yeeeears, this genuinely gets me a bit emotional!
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Genuinely overjoyed that it's raining. It's been so depressing seeing everything so sun-baked for so long.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'll pass it on!
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I got in mild trouble today for showing this to a 4 year old. She was having a blast until the end, but now she's worried that she shouldn't feed ducks anymore 😬
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finally got the chance to play Big Walk by @househouse.com after practically vibrating with excitement since it launched, and I can confirm that it's as fun as everyone says! 🥰
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You fucking suck. It's embarrassing to be technically on the same side of the ideological fence as you. Delete this, and your account while you're at it.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bad Minton
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 12/08/2026
😻😻😻
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Welp, I've submitted my application. It's out of my hands. Gonna try not to think about it for the indeterminate period of time between now and when they let us know. Should be easy. Ha. haha. Hahahahahahaahhahhahahah.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wile E. Coyote looking stunned and holding a sign that says 28 Eggs?!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the sun at least having enough decency to hide behind the moon a bit tomorrow, cause we're all fucking sick if it
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Remember to enjoy things, no matter how shitty things are, that shit’s more important than you can imagine, especially now
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I read it in this rhythm and it almost works!
A section of the lyrics from the song 'Toxicity' by System of a Down:
"Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city"
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I know, I know... first world problems, but this really sucks. I used to love working here despite being paid considerably less than my work was worth. Every decision made by the executive board in the past 4 years or so has made things worse. It's a shame.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My best case scenario is I remain employed, but my job is harder and less specific to the skills I've been honing for over a decade, AND I have to take a job away from a good friend of mine. It's fucked up.
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My place of work are forcing a bunch of us technicians to reapply for our jobs with some changes to make them worse, and a few of us are going to be let go whatever happens. I keep trying to work on my application but just looking at the document makes me feel so unbearably sad
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Deli Too, my beloved. Gone since 2017ish. Still the best sandwiches I've ever had anywhere in the world. RIP 😢
The frontage of a sandwich shop in Portsmouth, UK in 2016. It's called 'Delicatessen Too'
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The cats say cunt!!!!!
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My girl Bayley getting to lick a cheese & onion crisps, one of her favourite things to do
A black cat with white socks, standing on a bed licking a cheese & onion crisp
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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This arrived today. Exciting! Thanks again to you both!!
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