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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I hope they make the fiver the bee note and put the hedgehog on the twenty

Strike-breaker Abe from the Simpsons saying ""Give me four bees for a hedgehog", you'd say"

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Had an incredible time seeing Zach from @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social doing his solo stand-up show last night at Soho Theatre! It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.

A view of a stage and audience. Projected onto the back wall it says 'ZACH' in big red letters.

A view of a stage and audience. Projected onto the back wall it says 'COME' in big white letters (because it's actually the word 'comedy' scrolling past)

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dishevelled. Wet. Still Proud.

An imbecile (me) pulls an odd face while sat on a train wearing a rainbow tie-dye t-shirt and facepaint in the colours of the non-binary flag.

Two rainbow braids of fake hair and tinsel, and a non-binary flag coloured lei sitting on a folding table

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Finally got to play some more Big Walk and had an absolute hoot! Can't wait to pick up where we left off.

Screenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; one right in front of the camera holding a portable radio and one in the middle distance holding a torch with outstretched arms

Screenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; both sat cross legged being illuminated by a large glowing ball that is held by the one on the right

Screenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; both on top of a tall green structure - one squints through binoculars while the other points a laser pointer at a distant object

Screenshot from Big Walk. First person view of two blobby, big-eyed characters; one is shouting through a megaphone while being held aloft by the other

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I read it in this rhythm and it almost works!

A section of the lyrics from the song 'Toxicity' by System of a Down:
"Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city"

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Deli Too, my beloved. Gone since 2017ish. Still the best sandwiches I've ever had anywhere in the world. RIP 😢

The frontage of a sandwich shop in Portsmouth, UK in 2016. It's called 'Delicatessen Too'

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My girl Bayley getting to lick a cheese & onion crisps, one of her favourite things to do

A black cat with white socks, standing on a bed licking a cheese & onion crisp

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I can't believe the Odyssey movie is out so soon after the Galaxy movie

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I didn't do (whatever thing), and I could've, because I'm a big guy, and I'm good with knots!

Tom Arnold (whoever that is) from a Treehouse of Horror episode of the Simpsons

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

family looks different to everyone

AEW wrestlers Matt Jackson, Bobby Lashley, MVP, Jungle Jack Perry, Kenny Omega, Sheldon Benjamin & Nick Jackson, standing together in a still from their intro before a Stadium Stampede match. Jericho is here too, but he's behind Omega and not currently visible.

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Sorry if this is a bit 'inside baseball' but

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If wrestling is fake, explain THIS

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Just found out I could make stickers on my phone (I'm old, shut up) so I put a grumpy hedgehog on my pizza

A pizza from a fancy Italian restaurant but with an angry-looking round little hedgehog in the middle where the buffalo mozzarella ball was

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

A list of Bayley's nicknames: Bay-bay Wayley Baylington Bertie Squeaker Squeakums Eyebrows Miss Socks The Twat

A black cat with white socks and outsized eyebrow whiskers glares at the camera.

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I'm at Portsmouth Comic-Con and in two days I've only asked one person for a photo, but I think I chose well

A grinning fool in a yellow and blue shirt (me) poses with a cosplayer dressed as Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Italian-American pro wrestler Santino Marella wearing his famous sock puppet 'The Cobra'

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Excited to give this a spin after backing it on Kickstarter! Thanks @kcg.bsky.social and @numskullgames.bsky.social !! 🔥🐶🎩🔥

A box for a Nintendo Switch game called This Is Fine: Maximum Cope with some cool themed thumbgrips!

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Low-effort shit like this getting over a million views is absolutely infuriating when talented people who care about their creative output are languishing and struggling to get any eyes on their work

A thumbnail for a youtube short featuring recently retired pro-wrestler Brock Lesnar with the text "No wonder Brock Lesnar retire suddyly" (including those grammar and spelling errors) superimposed over the top. Under the title it says 1.1 million views.

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

It pains me to do this, Watto, it really does. But I'm counting roughly 7 facts referenced in your song versus an estimate of 10 in theirs...

Lyrics to the Taskmaster UK song "I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff)" with references to its subject underlined in red. There are 7 underlinings.

Lyrics to the Taskmaster UK song "Quite good considering" with references to its subject underlined in red. There are 10 underlinings.

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I much preferred the work of the person in Caerphilly who did this:

A row of flags from all around the world spanning a motorway bridge. In the middle is a sign that says "Flags, is it?"

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Despite being politically active, I've never been a paid member of a political party in my life, but right now it's more important than ever that good people band together - @zackpolanski.bsky.social and his party are the way forward. I'm onboard. Let's do this.

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Paul HELLson @humanolith.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Wow, @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social if I'd know that just signing up for the Patreon made me a member of the group, I'd have signed up ages ago! When are we meeting to write some sketches, boys?!

An email from Patreon with the subject line: "Congrats Paul Nelson, you're now a member of Aunty Donna"

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