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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-... i assume the urge to be a cop is a fundamental part of how social animals are built, and that there would be negative consequences if it went away entirely. we could stand to turn it down a few notches though
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I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Like Me.
I'm calm. I'm calm. I promise.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 13/05/2025
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Stars — they’re just like us! I too am exploding with alarming frequency badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/ban-447-wa...
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BAN #447: Wait. HOW MANY supernova explode every year?
25 July 2022 Issue #447
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
new life goal accepted
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I read 1984 as a kid and thought the Party’s propaganda was so transparently dumb that it could only exist in satire. Wish I’d been right
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
king solomon looked upon the monolith and said "simply cut the baby in half" and both of the developers nodded back "i am ok with half a baby" — traditional microservice story
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
JUST IN: The 9th circuit court of appeals won’t clear the way for the mass firing of probationary employees at six key federal departments, leaving in place a lower court’s order reinstating thousands of terminated workers.
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Sociopathic RFK Jr. wants to cut 20,000 jobs from Health and Human Services. This will delay health and medical progress for decades. Someone you know will die unnecessarily of something that could have been prevented or cured if these people were allowed to do their jobs wapo.st/3Y5sGeJ [gift link]
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RFK Jr. announces big cuts to Department of Health and Human Services
In all, the agency will cut 20,000 positions, half of them by layoffs.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
underside of a metal bridge over the Chicago River
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 11/03/2025
There is a reason why Elon and Russ Vought want Congress to pass Speaker Johnson's slush fund CR. We should not let Elon and Trump pick winners and losers or defund programs they either don't like or don't understand. They will hurt blue AND red states. VOTE NO.
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
We can upload 3 minute videos now. YOU KNOW THE RULE
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Hazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 06/03/2025
Relevant: “If your service can’t be run on a laptop, your service doesn’t deserve to be ran in a cluster” - Marilyn Monroe hazelweakly.me/blog/scale-d...
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Scale Down to Scale Up | Hazel Weakly
“If your service can’t be run on a laptop, your service doesn’t deserve to be ran in a cluster” - Marilyn Monroe I would give my kingdom for an engineering...
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/03/2025
Reminder: if you haven’t yet read “The Mythical Man Month,” buy two copies so you can read it faster.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 04/03/2025
“Your outie always remembers the correct order of parameters to ln”
Ms Casey from Severance giving a wellness session
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:
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a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 04/03/2025
Before Trump, never in my lifetime did I think I’d see a President abandon an American ally to side with Vladimir Putin—a Russian dictator who paid the Taliban to kill American soldiers. Aid to Ukraine isn’t charity, it’s an investment in our own national security interests.
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Trump pauses US military aid to Ukraine while pressuring Zelenskyy to move toward quick end to war
President Donald Trump slammed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy for suggesting that the end of Russia's war against Ukraine likely "is still very, very far away."
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 20/02/2025
It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank. I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history. Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Poll: post-asteroid, will the Bronteroc be eating Trump or Musk?
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The United States is currently being run by a criminal gang that hates the United States.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 18/02/2025
Right now our country is facing serious outbreaks of bird flu, tuberculosis, and measles, and a surge in flu cases—and how do Trump & Musk respond? By firing hundreds of CDC employees—the very people researching the spread of these diseases & how to keep people safe.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/02/2025
She was confirmed nine days ago, that's a pretty sweet speedrun into full-blown corruption, not even a full Scaramucci
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 14/02/2025
Keep calling folks
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Once again, illegal and unconstitutional.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/02/2025
While Trump is signing an executive order to try & make sure trans middle schoolers can't play sports with their friends, he's also forcing the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to halt any investigations of LGBTQ+ workplace discrimination. It's mean, ugly, & it doesn't help anyone.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 04/02/2025
RFK Jr. is a uniquely unqualified & dangerous pick to lead HHS. No one should have to die from diseases we can prevent because we told the American people a fringe conspiracy theorist & anti-vaxxer is worth listening to. The full Senate must REJECT RFK Jr.'s nomination.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
whoa! www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
nature.com
Mitochondria as you’ve never seen them — January’s best science images
The month’s sharpest science shots, selected by Nature’s photo team.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 03/02/2025
It is great you are recognizing the problem. What are you going to DO about it? While dems are talking they are actively burning things to the ground.
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
In addition to its astonishing illegality and unconstitutionality, Musk’s attempted takeover of all federal HR and spending is scarily likely to have catastrophic unintended consequences. We’re a few errant keystrokes away from a full faith and credit violation that triggers a fiscal crisis.
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 01/02/2025
i ask this question of every member of the @democrats.org claiming to fight for us: we are in unprecedented times. what unprecedented actions will you be taking?
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
😱
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product. On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery.
a cluster of cherry blossoms
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Aren't you
Tired
by Langston Hughes

I am so tired of waiting, 
Aren’t you, 
For the world to become good
And beautiful and kind?
Let us take a knife
And cut the world in two —
And see what worms are eating
At the rind.
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qntm @qntm.org · 17/01/2025
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS: "k" means one thousand and twenty-four STORAGE MANUFACTURERS: "k" means one thousand DISPLAY MANUFACTURERS [thinking hard]: "K" means nine hundred and sixty
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I do not think that "I complied with pressure from the Biden administration when there were things they could do to me, but now that they can't hurt me any more I will say that my previous compliance was a mistake" is a particularly good way to demonstrate either strength or integrity.
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 07/01/2025
I sometimes feel like credulous (or maybe intentionally blithe) journalists/writers give far too much credence to the idea that various, forgive the terminology, "online tech bros" are not just extreme poseurs. Most of these kids are just dumbasses preening for one another.
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Maya Deane (Wrath Goddess Sing) @mayadeane.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"People like it when politicians stand up for their principles, and if Democrats really believe in a free country for even the most marginalized among us, then they should plant their feet and fight it out."
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
finally!
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Luna @moonbase.lgbt · 03/01/2025
“Ah,’ said Arthur, who — for reasons which are unlikely to become clear — found himself in attendance at a C++ committee meeting, ‘this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of.”
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I would never (not do this)
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 03/12/2024
I hold very little fondness for basic, but "peek" and "poke" are absolute top tier keywords
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 06/10/2024
They made a better Cybertruck half a century ago.
Screenshot of a video about Citicar - a boxy/angly EV from 1970s
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Human Mike @human-mike.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Wow, I always assumed this was a made up, or at least greatly exaggerated movie thing
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swissmiss @tinarotheisenberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Tree.fm allows you to listen to a random forest. This is beautiful.
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