Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 1hMy dudes dating is different than being exclusive. Eg if yall both on the apps it is assumed yall are seeing other people, too. Yall have been on 3 dates? Good start, but she’s still seeing other people! If you didn’t have an exclusivity conversation why are you upset? Ask her to be your gf! 020
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 12hI’m so frustrated. There’s literally nowhere to live. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 21hA while ago I told my wife that I just didn’t like him. Think I said something like “I can tell I’m supposed to like him but I just don’t.” I guess that was a sign lol. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So yall canceling max or…. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not considering what she did at all: If the gov “kill” you twice, I’m not sure they should be able to 1) try again or 2) keep you locked up anymore, you’ve served your “life” in prison. 000
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m sorry but this looks similar to Squidward’s housestatic.klipy.comSquidward Walks Away from His HouseAlt: Squidward Walks backwards into His House 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you aren’t campaigning on removing the pedophiles don’t ask me for anything. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Find a hobby” Okay like how? “Try things” I have and I don’t like anything. What am I supposed to do then? 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s tragic that people who want to be alive often die quickly from in life but I haven’t wanted to be here for 30 years but here I am. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What I don’t understand is even IF that analogy was true (it’s not), people like this WERE THE ONES SLACKING OFF AND TAKING CREDIT. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just need to know if the glass was broken from the outside and if there was a bullet hole in the mask or not. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My mid 30s knees say this checks out. 010
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026White Christian nationalists pray like this: May your kingdom come. May your will be done on earth as it is in hell. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man I wish there was an easy way to use a starter pack as a feed. Don’t really want to follow news outlets (even without ai) but I’d love to have a non-ai news feed. 120
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Correct, because nothing has a “soul.” 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I still remember in 4th grade kids would be assigned playground tasks (like checking out toys from the equipment shed and making sure they came back). The first time I was assigned, when I showed up, a “popular” girl told me I was to ugly to come in the shed. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Start tracking everything you spend. You’ll find out where your money is going and if you have expenses that you can save money on. From there start to budget. I don’t budget because there’s nothing else to cut out (save for a sub) but I know where every cent goes. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey yall, anyone have recommendations on where I could post a story as I write it? I never finish stories and I thought maybe if I posted it progressively it would keep me on motivated. Just worried about it being stolen by ai and all that. #writersky 010
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Spoiler: it wasn’t 030
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026USA fascist regime: “We need to build walls, put foreigners in concentration camps, deport everyone, and kill anyone who gets in our way!” US travel association: “it’s mind boggling that no one wants to come here” 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Windows sucks so bad, I spend most of my time at work typing the same thing 3 times until it finally works. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Being pro capital punishment is antithetical to being prolife. Though I’d probably be fine with the right to choose capital punishment (though I acknowledge there are other considerations about being pressured or manipulated into the decision that some raise about MAID as well). 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would like to go back to sleep 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Men are too emotional to lead or hold office. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TSA doesn’t realize I’ve been in 3 different airports today and all of them had different rules. Not to mention if you play often the same airport can have different rules between trips. Extraterrestrial travel would be so much better. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Idk why yall continue to fuck with this guy. I’m bias because I’ve always thought he’s a pompous ass, but still, believe all women except when you like the guy? 000
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saved the spatula top that the handle broke for YEARS until one day we had another one that the top split and I got to put the handleless spatula on the handle. Truly a monumental occasion. 010
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lol my partner tried to tell a guy driving a similar big pickup truck that the pump he just pulled up to didn’t work and he says with a laugh, “yeah I know, I’m just parking here since I can’t fit in the spaces.” 💀 170
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yall cant convince that these dudes dont just want a harem they aren't responsible for. That this isnt a breading kink. Plus “what mood I’m in!?” If you are fighting with the Mrs, you now won't take care of your kids?! Guys will do everything but take care of their kids. Stop trying to fuck around 010
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comThankyouAlt: The office guy slapping the table and saying Thank you 020
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Extraterrestrials approve corn bread. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everything in my fridge molded over before I finished this video. 010
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Extraterrestrials say end concentration camps. 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not to mention that it’s all overpriced! Grab the spices from your cabinet and make it at home! 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don’t even like pumpkin! They like pumpkin SPICE. Most of that shit doesn’t even contain pumpkin. Warming spices make everything better this time of year but: Apple definitely is superior since it can stand on its own AND is amazing with spices. 110
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had to explain to the extraterrestrials that anxiety and blood are not the same thing after they wondered why “home sapiens are made from anxiety” and offered to just “remove the anxiety from our veins.” 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Extraterrestrials just want to protect Homo sapiens from themselves. 000
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yasss! I was just wondering about her the other day! Good for her. 010
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The real question about bringing an iced coffee to an interview is how late were you? 000
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026😭 my crocheting wife would love this since we just had to say goodbye to our dog 😭 120
Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion 121