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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI)

@hsei.bsky.social
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I just hope the Earth still has life after Homo sapiens sapiens are gone. The truth is out there.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 1h
My dudes dating is different than being exclusive. Eg if yall both on the apps it is assumed yall are seeing other people, too. Yall have been on 3 dates? Good start, but she’s still seeing other people! If you didn’t have an exclusivity conversation why are you upset? Ask her to be your gf!
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 12h
I’m so frustrated. There’s literally nowhere to live.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 21h
A while ago I told my wife that I just didn’t like him. Think I said something like “I can tell I’m supposed to like him but I just don’t.” I guess that was a sign lol.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lord we repent
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So yall canceling max or….
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not considering what she did at all: If the gov “kill” you twice, I’m not sure they should be able to 1) try again or 2) keep you locked up anymore, you’ve served your “life” in prison.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry but this looks similar to Squidward’s house
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Squidward Walks Away from His House
Alt: Squidward Walks backwards into His House
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you aren’t campaigning on removing the pedophiles don’t ask me for anything.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Find a hobby” Okay like how? “Try things” I have and I don’t like anything. What am I supposed to do then?
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s tragic that people who want to be alive often die quickly from in life but I haven’t wanted to be here for 30 years but here I am.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I don’t understand is even IF that analogy was true (it’s not), people like this WERE THE ONES SLACKING OFF AND TAKING CREDIT.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just need to know if the glass was broken from the outside and if there was a bullet hole in the mask or not.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mid 30s knees say this checks out.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White Christian nationalists pray like this: May your kingdom come. May your will be done on earth as it is in hell.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man I wish there was an easy way to use a starter pack as a feed. Don’t really want to follow news outlets (even without ai) but I’d love to have a non-ai news feed.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Correct, because nothing has a “soul.”
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still remember in 4th grade kids would be assigned playground tasks (like checking out toys from the equipment shed and making sure they came back). The first time I was assigned, when I showed up, a “popular” girl told me I was to ugly to come in the shed.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Start tracking everything you spend. You’ll find out where your money is going and if you have expenses that you can save money on. From there start to budget. I don’t budget because there’s nothing else to cut out (save for a sub) but I know where every cent goes.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey yall, anyone have recommendations on where I could post a story as I write it? I never finish stories and I thought maybe if I posted it progressively it would keep me on motivated. Just worried about it being stolen by ai and all that. #writersky
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spoiler: it wasn’t
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
USA fascist regime: “We need to build walls, put foreigners in concentration camps, deport everyone, and kill anyone who gets in our way!” US travel association: “it’s mind boggling that no one wants to come here”
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Windows sucks so bad, I spend most of my time at work typing the same thing 3 times until it finally works.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being pro capital punishment is antithetical to being prolife. Though I’d probably be fine with the right to choose capital punishment (though I acknowledge there are other considerations about being pressured or manipulated into the decision that some raise about MAID as well).
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would like to go back to sleep
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Men are too emotional to lead or hold office.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TSA doesn’t realize I’ve been in 3 different airports today and all of them had different rules. Not to mention if you play often the same airport can have different rules between trips. Extraterrestrial travel would be so much better.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk why yall continue to fuck with this guy. I’m bias because I’ve always thought he’s a pompous ass, but still, believe all women except when you like the guy?
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yalllllllllll
Octopus ring
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saved the spatula top that the handle broke for YEARS until one day we had another one that the top split and I got to put the handleless spatula on the handle. Truly a monumental occasion.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol my partner tried to tell a guy driving a similar big pickup truck that the pump he just pulled up to didn’t work and he says with a laugh, “yeah I know, I’m just parking here since I can’t fit in the spaces.” 💀
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yall cant convince that these dudes dont just want a harem they aren't responsible for. That this isnt a breading kink. Plus “what mood I’m in!?” If you are fighting with the Mrs, you now won't take care of your kids?! Guys will do everything but take care of their kids. Stop trying to fuck around
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Thankyou
Alt: The office guy slapping the table and saying Thank you
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extraterrestrials approve corn bread.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything in my fridge molded over before I finished this video.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate when people say "you'll get through this."

I've been getting through things my entire life. I'm tired of just getting through things. I want to feel light. I want to feel safe in my own life. I want to stop carrying things I never chose to carry.

I want to exist without constantly feeling like something bad is about to happen.

@awakened_goddesses
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extraterrestrials say end concentration camps.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to mention that it’s all overpriced! Grab the spices from your cabinet and make it at home!
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don’t even like pumpkin! They like pumpkin SPICE. Most of that shit doesn’t even contain pumpkin. Warming spices make everything better this time of year but: Apple definitely is superior since it can stand on its own AND is amazing with spices.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to explain to the extraterrestrials that anxiety and blood are not the same thing after they wondered why “home sapiens are made from anxiety” and offered to just “remove the anxiety from our veins.”
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Extraterrestrials just want to protect Homo sapiens from themselves.
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AuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
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Elizabeth L. Summer @gamerqueen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Punxsutawny Jill strikes again.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PSA
Imagine 200 Americans. In this crowd,
24 live in poverty.
18 have no health insurance.
42 are illiterate.
45 have untreated mental illnesses.
35 have an
untreated addiction.
134 live paycheck to paycheck.
23 have experienced homelessness.
59 are victims of domestic violence.
20 have experienced discrimination for their age, race, gender, or religion.
1 is transexual.
Some people would have you believe that this 1 person is the greatest threat and the biggest concern for everyone else in the crowd. How does that make sense?
BY ASHLEY WYATT
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yasss! I was just wondering about her the other day! Good for her.
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The real question about bringing an iced coffee to an interview is how late were you?
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😭 my crocheting wife would love this since we just had to say goodbye to our dog 😭
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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion
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