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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 16h

Men are too emotional to lead or hold office.

Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 17h

TSA doesn’t realize I’ve been in 3 different airports today and all of them had different rules. Not to mention if you play often the same airport can have different rules between trips. Extraterrestrial travel would be so much better.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 18h

Idk why yall continue to fuck with this guy. I’m bias because I’ve always thought he’s a pompous ass, but still, believe all women except when you like the guy?

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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026

The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yall cant convince that these dudes dont just want a harem they aren't responsible for. That this isnt a breading kink. Plus “what mood I’m in!?” If you are fighting with the Mrs, you now won't take care of your kids?! Guys will do everything but take care of their kids. Stop trying to fuck around

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everything in my fridge molded over before I finished this video.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hate when people say "you'll get through this."

I've been getting through things my entire life. I'm tired of just getting through things. I want to feel light. I want to feel safe in my own life. I want to stop carrying things I never chose to carry.

I want to exist without constantly feeling like something bad is about to happen.

@awakened_goddesses

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They don’t even like pumpkin! They like pumpkin SPICE. Most of that shit doesn’t even contain pumpkin. Warming spices make everything better this time of year but: Apple definitely is superior since it can stand on its own AND is amazing with spices.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Had to explain to the extraterrestrials that anxiety and blood are not the same thing after they wondered why “home sapiens are made from anxiety” and offered to just “remove the anxiety from our veins.”

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Extraterrestrials just want to protect Homo sapiens from themselves.

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Elizabeth L. Summer @gamerqueen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Punxsutawny Jill strikes again.

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

PSA

Imagine 200 Americans. In this crowd,
24 live in poverty.
18 have no health insurance.
42 are illiterate.
45 have untreated mental illnesses.
35 have an
untreated addiction.
134 live paycheck to paycheck.
23 have experienced homelessness.
59 are victims of domestic violence.
20 have experienced discrimination for their age, race, gender, or religion.
1 is transexual.
Some people would have you believe that this 1 person is the greatest threat and the biggest concern for everyone else in the crowd. How does that make sense?
BY ASHLEY WYATT

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The real question about bringing an iced coffee to an interview is how late were you?

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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Using the R word in 2026 isn’t some punk or radical act. Please cut the shit.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I cant wait for the video Dan has to make when they find it’s the ark AND it was made by extraterrestrials! /s

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Even extraterrestrials know not to shit in the urinal.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

lol not sure I’ve ever even been to “paste mag” and I’m blocked 💀

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You seriously can’t drag a screenshot from outlook into a folder? You have to save as a picture and drill down to the folder you want? Why? Extraterrestrials want to know.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The same coworker also told me “oh our gas prices already went back down.” We are fucked.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hot take: Anti-spoiler and on-demand culture killed viral tv and movie moments. I used to live snap the walking dead with friends. Now 3 years later some one is like “oh yeah I liked xyz”

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If Christians don’t fight against flesh and blood, why are they spending so much time fighting against flesh and blood? Explain it like you are telling an extraterrestrial.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My coworker doesn’t know about the Strait of Hormuz, the Ed Sheeran news, or even Mitch McConnell but she did ask me about the folding iPhone. There are even more than just 2 Americas.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every time I refresh this Microsoft page an ai assistant opens and takes up 1/3 of the screen and I have to close it. Just why.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some people are too young to remember devices’ buttons getting stuck in because the whole board got pushed in and it shows. I had a tv I had to unplug because it liked to pretend it was haunted by turning on randomly in the middle of the night because the power button was pushed half in. 😂

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🎶 But My earth wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time My earth wants to party all the time, party all the time 🎶

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m so tired of waiting for extraterrestrial invasion.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Would you prefer extraterrestrial abduction or invasion?

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No Black person turned you into an anti-Black racist. You are just anti-Black and racist.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That’s what I’ve been saying! Bring on the invasion!

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m so tired of waiting for extraterrestrial invasion.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Still waiting for extraterrestrials to come pick me up.

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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We cannot expect celebrities to do the right thing because they are much closer to the billionaires than to us but I understand the disappointment when someone has a bad take when we thought they would be based. Free Palestine.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Daily bunny no.3440 having a picnic of the third kind

Two bunnies have a picnic atop a rocky plateau, looking like a miniature version of Devil's Tower in Wyoming. Above them, a large UFO is floating, and several round one-eyed aliens float around the picnic curiously. One of the bunnies has a keyboard, to communicate with the aliens.

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Homo Sapiens for Extraterrestrial Invasion (HSEI) @hsei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Extraterrestrials ask why don’t Homo sapiens make community if communal animals?

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tim Long
@mrtimlong

KNOW YOUR GAY HISTORY: Before the development of 'gaydar', people had to determine gayness by the stars, using a same-sextant.

lazer.goblin

Gay people have a gaydar when they sense a person is gay. But what do neurodivergent people have when they sense a person a person is neurodivergent?

brookestarpsychic

Suspectrum

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