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Harrison Lemke

@hplemke.bsky.social
5.2K followers 756 following 2.4K posts

knyght full of thought and slepy • musician (harrison lemke, brother android, dragon warrior) • game dev (boots quest dx) • he/him

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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 2h
yeah it didn’t seem like a good deal but i guess you're paying for assembly. my dude knows what his time is worth
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 6h
instant skeleton army
ebay listing for "Instant Lego Castle Skeleton Army Lot Of
44 Mini-figures And Glow Horse"
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 9h
ours just wears footie pajamas 90% of the time tbh
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 10h
for sale: baby shoes. never worn. (this is because it turns out babies don't need shoes, and not for any other reason)
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 10h
(Smugly) If you can’t admit that the idea of a wallet inspector this advanced is not only cool but represents human progress I feel bad for you
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 12h
yes it is lame to be getting this in place of, like, human rights
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 12h
when i've had my bread and then the circus hits 😌
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 12h
suddenly i am a brewers fan
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Invest heavily in goblin.
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
really bothers me that people who demo synths on youtube are always putting them through reverb pedals and such. give me that bone dry signal, you coward!!
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Nick Ostrem @nickostrem.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
Epic Handshake meme with Square-Enix fans and Frasier and Niles Crane shaking hands over “I question the quality of this port”
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*experiencing a punishment* sick, this totally fits my crime haha
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every Earthbound enemy looks like this
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the worst part about making games is of course the forced exposure to the tastes and attitudes of Gamers. that the punishment fits the crime is small consolation
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there are people who will never be happy with what you make because it wasn't for them in the first place. they can get in your head easily but, almost by definition, they don't matter at all
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he's not a dirty dog in the general case, he simply likes to wear a little cologne now and again
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
astonished by my dog's ability to discover bad smells never yet smelled in the history of the world and roll in them
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm always singing froggie went a courtin' but i don't really know the words so he never gets past miss mousie's door 😔
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
people love to lie on the internet more than almost anything
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"the band's name is said to derive from the expression 'to take [someone] to owl city', meaning to ambush a person and throw their body into a bog"
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
chaucerian
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's great. a friend of mine was the lead developer. also it's not really a nostalgia trip thing despite appearances
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every time they awaken him he has slightly more teeth than before
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
minus the cute mascots 😔 btw have you ever played hypnospace outlaw
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
crazy how every ad-supported webpage on the entire internet becomes unresponsive after at most two minutes now
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 05/10/2026
one thing you learn from making a lot of things is that the nitty gritty details, the millions of tiny invisible decisions, ARE the art. The "higher level ideas" are not nearly as important or interesting
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so hard to know what to say when people ask you about your life when you've got a newborn. like "let me tell you about the small spherical person with zero traits who i spend all my time thinking about"
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i always wonder how st. francis feels about constantly being asked to find lost cats and make dogs behave when that was at most a small part of his deal
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the scene is obscure but i think it also overlaps with retro gaming communities that may have a contingent of clout-hungry semi-technical members
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love the artwork and the concept - wishlisted it!
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Narwhalnut 🦋 Wishlist Insectile! @narwhalnut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/3045270/... Like unique battle systems and cute bugs? Check it out!
store.steampowered.com
Insectile on Steam
Collect cute bugs with puzzling shapes and powerful abilities in INSECTILE, an RPG with a unique, tile-based battle system. Explore a giant garden tracking down and assembling your party of little cre...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy Bandcamp Friday! it's a great day to support a musician you like, or else to discover something new. Last month, I released an album of lo-fi folk, jangle pop, and miniature soundscapes called The Autumn Tape. maybe you'd like to give it a listen? harrisonlemke.bandcamp.com/album/the-au...
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The Autumn Tape, by Harrison Lemke
14 track album
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy Bandcamp Friday! it's a great day to support a musician you like, or else to discover something new. Last month, I released an album of lo-fi folk, jangle pop, and miniature soundscapes called The Autumn Tape. maybe you'd like to give it a listen? harrisonlemke.bandcamp.com/album/the-au...
harrisonlemke.bandcamp.com
The Autumn Tape, by Harrison Lemke
14 track album
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you so much! i always put a lot of thought into sequencing but i feel like it's something not many people notice
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
vegetables are good for you. you're thinking of Joe Camel
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cannot be emphasised enough that Trump II will plausibly cause the kind of death count we associate with the worst dictatorships of the last century. Unspeakably bad that he came to be president of the world's most powerful nation.
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esselfortium 🏳️‍⚧️ | Not Yet is out! @esselfortium.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's #BandcampFriday once again, and i released a new album yesterday! Not Yet was composed entirely on an old Mac II from 1987 (pictured in attached video), and it's full of nostalgic tones and rich harmonies (also pictured here) check it out: esselfortium.bandcamp.com/album/not-yet
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also, if you *have* played this, leaving a very quick steam review would be massively appreciated 🙏 review counts have great algorithmic importance over there
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we were doing a bit about how tummy time is the solution to various forms of upset, but after a while she has decided she's into tummy time, so it's not a bit anymore
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my 2-month old and i are working on a bit about how it's rude to say a baby is "drinking" milk rather than "eating" milk. "milk is food!" that type of thing. idk
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my oddball exploration adventure/rpg parody about collecting boots and throwing away swords is 50% off for autumn 🎃 what else can $4.99 even buy anymore? a pack of eggs? a single lego man? why not try it? store.steampowered.com/app/2093950/...
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Save 50% on Boots Quest DX on Steam
An offbeat adventure game about traveling to the ends of the earth in search of the Best Boots. Solve puzzles, complete quests, collect items, and don weird hats as a hapless young boot enthusiast in ...
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!
A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.
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ashley bardhan @ashleybardhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is there a better word than devastated? (shattered? fly-swatted?) anyway i've been laid off. i joined gamesradar+ as a freelancer in 2023, and the site had my lifelong admiration by the time i became a senior writer in 2024. i'll miss it lmk if u need a creepy🧟‍♀️ gurl: ashleybardhan(at)gmail(dot)com
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...
"Let me say something as an expert and a character in this game."

Tecmo Secret of the Stars for Super Nintendo"Any person who comes all the way to the edge of the world for clues is dumb."
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