Reposted by SimonJames Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 4hDefinitely worth setting aside some time for this one 3129
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One serving of Dr G’s home made broccoli soup contains 750% of your recommended daily farts 150
Reposted by SimonLouder Than Words Festival @lthanwordsfest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fantastic gigs this evening courtesy of Inspiral Carpets & The Wonder Stuff. Sensational from start to finish… thank you! 👍❤️ 031
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A great night and a great shot of the back of my head. 130
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My first gig tonight for two and a half years, and about the 25th time seeing TWS. 030
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o...theguardian.com‘If you can’t hold it, you don’t own it’: why media fans want to escape algorithms with CDs, DVDs and vinylPeople describe their return to physical media – whether to protect data, support artists, or retain control of one’s choices 000
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s fun and addictive and frustrating but it ain’t cool. Just look at the people at any record fair, me included.static.klipy.comDwayne Dibley Red Dwarf Funny MomentALT: Dwayne Dibley Red Dwarf Funny Moment 120
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just tried to book an appointment to get an asterisk added to my 93:20 tattoo only to be told there is already an eight month wait. 000
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What can you do but laugh? In 55 years of supporting this club I thought I had seen it all but we are still finding new and interesting ways to shoot ourselves in the foot. Typical City. 100
Reposted by SimonLet Me Talk @lmtpod.city · 26/09/2026🎙️ LET ME TALK: THE CHARGES Join @samdlee.bsky.social, @domfarrell.bsky.social, Noel Gallagher, and @davidmooney.co.uk to discuss: 🔹 City found guilty 🔹 What does this all mean? 🔹 What next? 🔹 Feelings about the past decade now 🎧 Sign up to listen in any podcast app: lmtpod.city 2112
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Records someone might want to buy in the local chazza alert ! 010
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m watching 30 Rock for I think the fourth or fifth time. This time with the subtitles on and they have revealed plenty of gags I had previously missed. Do yerself a favour if you haven’t already seen it. 000
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve said this before but mopping up baked bean juice with buttered white bread is the absolute zenith of British culinary achievement. 120
Reposted by SimonJaundiced Brains @johnnymains.co.uk · 21/09/2026Someone from Exeter was buried on Friday and one of their wishes was to have dinosaurs and the Grim Reaper present. Legend. Photo source: Exeter & Devon Crematorium and Memorial Gardens 17757177
Reposted by SimonChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026South coast people. I'm doing a charity event for St Michael's Hospice in St Leonards on 5 October. All proceeds to them. Hastings Waterstones will be there with my books. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/get-ahead-... 1179
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wordle 1,920 3/6 ⬛🟦⬛🟦⬛ 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Well that’s irritating 000
Reposted by SimonAgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊 499158323858
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Picked the wrong season to give up my Sky Sports subscription 010
Reposted by SimonEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Andros Townsend got run over by a pitch roller in Thailand and it’s just as wonderful as you might expect (he was fine) 63812
Reposted by SimonGlenn Fiedler @mas-bandwidth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This looks like a joke but it's real (and in my area). Poor guy, I think his parents set him up for a life of sexual crimes... 87815
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If this is as good as the Muddy Waters album it’ll be a doozie. 030
Reposted by SimonCity Tactics @city-tactics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Across the 195 competitive Manchester derbies (removing the 3 Charity Shield matches) the aggregate score is 275 vs 275. Dead level. 061
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I really enjoyed episode one of the new Grand Tour. The new presenters are really good. The format is unchanged and the production values are as high as ever. I’m in. 011
Reposted by SimonFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026oh my gosh I can not recommend ‘sleeping’ enough. being asleep is elite. 1553372
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Another trespasser this morning. And he’s brought his lunch with him. 031
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There should be journalists at these protests shouting at the men in masks: “WHY DON’T YOU REGISTER YOUR LEGITIMATE CONCERNS THROUGH THE LEGAL CHANNELS?” 010
Reposted by SimonChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This Thursday 👇 I'll be at The Good Place, Havelock Road at 7pm, Greyskull Coffee, St Andrews Mews at 8pm and 1200 Postcards, Queens Road at 8.30pm. Chase me! 143
Reposted by Simon 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ed Stewart's autobiography, and our hero's currently in Hong Kong getting it on with toothless Chinese hookers. Heartwarming stuff. 6388
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...theguardian.com‘In 1984, I worked 363 days’: how Russ Abbot soared to success – then walked awayThe comedian dominated Saturday night TV in the 1980s, with his sketch shows attracting 18 million viewers. Next came the West End musicals and sitcoms. But in 2016 he quietly disappeared from the lim... 010
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...theguardian.comMike D: ‘After Yauch died I couldn’t make music. I’d open a computer file and just feel sadness’As part of the Beastie Boys, the rapper shot to fame and notoriety in the 80s, before bandmate Adam Yauch’s death saw him withdraw from the spotlight. He returns with a solo album that sees him reckon... 000
Reposted by SimonAccount reposting Peter Parcek's tweets @peterparcekrepost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Happy B'Day August 22 to John Lee Hooker legendary"King of the Boogie"(1917-2001)! Boogie Chillen youtube.com/watch?v=G4pp... Boom Boom youtube.com/watch?v=rOyj... Vee Jay Sessions youtube.com/playlist?lis... The Healer youtube.com/watch?v=Xox9... #blues #bluesmusic #bluessinger #carlossantan 0135
Reposted by SimonAccount reposting Peter Parcek's tweets @peterparcekrepost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Happy B'Day August 22 to Vernon Reid guitar maestro w/ Living Colour (1958)! Living Colour youtube.com/watch?v=7xxg... #jazz #jazzrock #livingcolour #guitarist #heavymetal 064
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I mean, good riddance and all that but that’s an insane amount for a player that didn’t make the Brazil squad long list for the World Cup. And that had 50+ players on it. 010
Reposted by SimonRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026LISTEN TO HIM. Guy did not have peers. Out of the fucking gate! Thank Christ he rolled with Dusty Hill & Billy Gibbons or he would have been bored to death. ❤️ youtu.be/7DiQBAAwMZE?...youtu.beJust Got PaidYouTube video by ZZ Top - Topic 51287
Reposted by SimonPhil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026'Beard consistently adopted a humble attitude towards his success. When ZZ Top were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2004, he said: “All I have to say is that most of my life has been a pleasant surprise, and so is this. Thank you."' What a gent. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...theguardian.comZZ Top drummer Frank Beard dies aged 77Tributes paid to ‘great friend and collaborator’ who played with band for 56 years and died in hospice care in Texas 022
Simon @houseoflard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026FB served up a photo of four school friends having a mini reunion. My initial reaction was “why the fuck didn’t they invite me?” Then I remembered one is a massive racist and another is a convicted sex offender so, after further consideration, I’m fine with it actually. 141
