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Malthe Mathias

@houndpig.bsky.social
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Python fan (obviously); BWFC; Seattle Seahawks. I post mainly about football (both versions), music (#TOTP), history and politics. sarvani vastuni gantavyani.

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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Would it surprise anyone if the "rescue" of any US airmen from Iran was just made up bollocks, thought up by the deranged orange cunt while he's laying a cable on his golden bog?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Latest press release from the White House...
AI-created image showing Donald Trump rescuing a downed US airman from the desert. In the background is a burning jet as Trump pulls the airman from the floor.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Been off here for 8 months. Have I missed owt?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Time for a break from all this shit...
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oh well, in that case, it's fine for Hamas to have gone on a murder, rape, kidnap & looting spree at Nova. I'm sure 'Texas Mike' would be OK with terrorists committing similar atrocities on American soil, seeing as his ancestors stole that land from native Americans. Dickhead.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 09/07/2025
Trump to the President of Liberia: "Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?" English is the official language of Liberia...
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Silver Screen Star Quotes @starclassicquotes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"If you live in an oppressive society, you've got to be resilient. You can't let each little thing crush you. You have take every encounter and make yourself larger, rather than allow yourself to be diminished by it."-- James Earl Jones #JamesEarlJones
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I'd much rather have been at Villa Park to watch Sabbath and co yesterday than those Gallagher cretins.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
When your city installs a roundabout for the first time
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I recently wrote something about the science of pareidolia, the "you can't unsee this face in this inanimate thing" bias - and all the examples I found are delightful, ludicrous and worrying! (It's amazing how completely it hijacks our mind.) I dare you to unsee the following examples. 1/
A two-curved-pronged coat hook on the back of a door, inset with two screws at slightly different heights to each other, with the words "DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT" underneath - which is exactly what it looks like.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Who needs palm trees when you can watch the smackheads and spice zombies sloping by?
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
One Year Hard Labour Tory chaos rebadged with a red rosette. youtu.be/SpJhyyhuJrY?...
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One Year of Hard Labour
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Hahaha! Crafty Wank rumbled again.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'm currently in Portugal on The Algarve and can confirm, it's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Laughable how the apologists try to justify their position with, "...but they've raised awareness of the genocide the Israelis are committing against Palestinians..." You'd have to have been living on Planet Zog not to be aware. It's antisemitism, plain and simple.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Just caught up with #Pulp at #Glastonbury. Pure joy! I don't give a shite how many records Olivia Rodrigo or whoever sells, I challenge any artist to be as relatable and connect with an audience like Jarvis does. Superb!
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Is Bob Vylan a Bob Dylan tribute act then?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Glad I'm abroad so missed the insufferable arseholes that pass for "acts" these days. #Glastonbury #Glasto
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21/06/2025
A member of the Juventus team who stood behind Trump in the Oval as he ranted and raved says he was forced to be there and that "it was a bit weird"
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Made in Manchester: Alan Turing (1912-54), mathematician and computer scientist, joined Manchester’s computing pioneers and also forecast the arrival of artificial intelligence. He died by cyanide poisoning after being prosecuted for homosexual acts. 1/6
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 23/06/2025
Part 2
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 23/06/2025
Nine years ago the godfather of Brexit, Lord Daniel Hannan, predicted life in Brexit Britain in June 2025. Roll the tape… (VO by @gavinesler.bsky.social. Part 2 below👇)
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
A beautiful Summer evening in the back garden. Peel Tower, Ramsbottom in the distance. #summersolstice
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Christ on a bike! Who left the gate open at the cunt farm?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 18/06/2025
The master (bating) race Fucking wet wipe.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx... Trump considers joining Israel on Iran strikes as IDF targets nuclear sites - live updates - BBC News
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Trump considers joining Israel on Iran strikes as IDF targets nuclear sites - live updates
Israel and Iran have exchanged fire overnight, with Israel striking an Iranian centrifuge and Iran launching a hypersonic missile.
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Danny Boyle seems to be morphing gradually into Jim Bowen
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
State of these shaved apes. I'd rather holiday in Gaza than the US at the moment. #fascism
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
We're a decade into this shit and I still cannot get my mind around how America put the single worst human being it has produced in the postwar era in charge not once but twice.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Well, if it’s 17 June, it must be the 85th anniversary of Major Alfred Wintle, MC, responding to the defeat of France by starting a one-man campaign to rescue the French Air Force using methods which landed him in the Tower of London
b/w photo of a man in late middle age/early old age, with a military sort of moustache and a monocle, his hair brylcreemed and very precisely parted
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I seem to have disturbed a nest of Kamala Harris fanboys and girls.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Oh, FFS. No wonder America is fucked.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
To the Americans who have occupied my time for the last hour or so on this lovely Sunday afternoon...
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This looks like an 80s comedy where John Belushi & some stoners steal a tank for shits & giggles
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
One thing to take from Donny's Bigly Birthday Bash yesterday is the US Army can't march for shit. My Cub Scout pack looked more professional parading to the local cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday in the early-80s.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz346bs
(image of chips frying in a deep fat fryer) Back in the 70s, chip pan fires were all the rage. These days everyone is so lazy that they dont even put their chips in boiling fat anymore, and these fires are a thing of the past. Come on people, help the fire service and enjoy a trip down memory lane by having a proper, good old-fashioned chip pan fire. Iwan carr, Upper Llandwrog
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Steve Rosenberg @bbcstever.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My musical tribute to a musical genius: Brian Wilson, the creative force behind The Beach Boys, who died this week at the age of 82.
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My piano tribute to Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys
YouTube video by Steve Rosenberg
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It has to be said, Brian Wilson's band at #Glastonbury2005 were bloody superb. #BrianWilson #nottotp #bbc4
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Just goes to show, people will pay anything if you convince them it's "art."
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Is it Just me who's fed up of hearing about the Gallagher brothers? The massive scam perpetrated over ticket sales, of which they could very easily have personally put a stop to, should have been enough to kill their careers. And I speak as someone who was a fan in the 90s. #oasis
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
#bwfc
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The Second Coming?
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RG Poulussen @rgpoulussen.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
(Good night.) Think the US military will step in at some point? Think again. www.military.com/daily-news/2...
military.com
Bragg Soldiers Who Cheered Trump's Political Attacks While in Uniform Were Checked for Allegiance, Appearance
As President Donald Trump viciously attacked his perceived political foes, he whipped up boos from the gathered troops directed at California leaders, including Gov. Gavin Newsom.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
So sad to hear of the passing of one of music's greats, #BrianWilson of the #BeachBoys. The melodies were unsurpassed. I can still remember playing my dad's Beach Boys tape when I must have been about 8 and being blown away by 'Good Vibrations'. youtu.be/mdt0SOqPJcg?...
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GOOD VIBRATIONS (HD) THE BEACH BOYS
YouTube video by PhilGoodFactor1
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CanerdianGirl @canerdiangirl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I’ve always thought this is the last thing I want to hear as I depart this life. RIP to Brian Wilson for sharing his incredible gift with us. Love and Mercy to all 💔 m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoDm...
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The Warmth Of The Sun (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic
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Whisperin’ Bob Chuckle Snr @pifflepockle.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Aw naw, Sly Stone. RIP
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