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Malthe Mathias

@houndpig.bsky.social
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Python fan (obviously); BWFC; Seattle Seahawks. I post mainly about football (both versions), music (#TOTP), history and politics. sarvani vastuni gantavyani.

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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Would it surprise anyone if the "rescue" of any US airmen from Iran was just made up bollocks, thought up by the deranged orange cunt while he's laying a cable on his golden bog?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Latest press release from the White House...
AI-created image showing Donald Trump rescuing a downed US airman from the desert. In the background is a burning jet as Trump pulls the airman from the floor.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Been off here for 8 months. Have I missed owt?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Time for a break from all this shit...
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Geno!
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oh well, in that case, it's fine for Hamas to have gone on a murder, rape, kidnap & looting spree at Nova. I'm sure 'Texas Mike' would be OK with terrorists committing similar atrocities on American soil, seeing as his ancestors stole that land from native Americans. Dickhead.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
For God's sake, dont get entangled in any discussion involving Israel and Gaza.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I had this. 😀
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 09/07/2025
Trump to the President of Liberia: "Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?" English is the official language of Liberia...
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My first real job was working at Kearsley Mill, packing bed linen before moving to Quality Assurance.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Proud to say my grandad helped liberate Caen. I visited Caen in 2017 with my wife and my parents to finally see the city where he must have seen such horror and devastation. The Caen Memorial Museum is a must visit.
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Silver Screen Star Quotes @starclassicquotes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"If you live in an oppressive society, you've got to be resilient. You can't let each little thing crush you. You have take every encounter and make yourself larger, rather than allow yourself to be diminished by it."-- James Earl Jones #JamesEarlJones
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You need therapy.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How were those young Israelis guilty for what their government has done over the years? How does that make the actions of Hamas justifiable? They were young people enjoying a music festival. Would you have the same attitude if something like that happened at, say, Glastonbury?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The 'whataboutery' on this thread is predictable and pathetic.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It is, indeed.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I'd much rather have been at Villa Park to watch Sabbath and co yesterday than those Gallagher cretins.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
You could say Semen went all over the place during the war.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If I remember rightly, Paul denies having consciously seen the name on the gravestone, claiming he made the name up.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
When your city installs a roundabout for the first time
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
"Thank you for your attention to this matter." Fucking bellend.
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Simply the best.
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I recently wrote something about the science of pareidolia, the "you can't unsee this face in this inanimate thing" bias - and all the examples I found are delightful, ludicrous and worrying! (It's amazing how completely it hijacks our mind.) I dare you to unsee the following examples. 1/
A two-curved-pronged coat hook on the back of a door, inset with two screws at slightly different heights to each other, with the words "DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT" underneath - which is exactly what it looks like.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Yes, I remember my gran taking me to Manchester as a child in the 70s and the gardens were beautiful.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Who needs palm trees when you can watch the smackheads and spice zombies sloping by?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The archetypal headteacher from the 1970s and 80s. She was fantastic in Grange Hill!
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup that says ' coca cola ' on it
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
One Year Hard Labour Tory chaos rebadged with a red rosette. youtu.be/SpJhyyhuJrY?...
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One Year of Hard Labour
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Seems an appropriate time to bring this out again. youtu.be/uAftt3UnzoI?...
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Charlie Brooker's Tribute to Oliver Postgate
YouTube video by Dan Gale
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
You spelt "cunt" wrong.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Hahaha! Crafty Wank rumbled again.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I'm pretty sure Tarquin and Jemimah wouldn't leave mummy and daddy's garden in the state they leave Glastonbury.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Cue superimposed shocked/concerned faces of Maitlis, Sopel or Goodall in the trailer.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'm currently in Portugal on The Algarve and can confirm, it's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"And now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!"
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
3rd/4th Division Play-offs semi-final, 2nd leg. Bolton 2 Aldershot 2 (AET). Aldershot won 3-2 on agg. Bolton relegated to the 4th Division for the first time in their history. Grim times.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yeah, ok. Raping and murdering for a free Palestine. Lovely stuff. Fuck you, Bob.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
What was it, Bob?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Oh come on! 😂
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I get what you're saying & agree with every word in that last sentence. I can just do without dicks like Kneecap or Bob Vylan talking utter shit as if what they say is going to change a thing. When McCartney sang "Give Ireland Back To The Irish" he didn't call for the death of British soldiers.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Both of them are poorly educated on the issues they preach about, which is concerning, given that so many people seem to hang on to their every word like sheep.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Nah, sorry mate. You can still be against what the IDF are doing in Gaza without being an absolute cunt. As I posted recently, the claim these 2 so-called artists are merely raising awareness is absolute bollocks. If you don't know what's happening by now, where have you been living?
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The thing is, the advent of social media meant that I recontacted quite a few people who I'd lost touch with for various reasons and but for social media, would probably never have spoken to again. In many cases, I wish I hadn't.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
No, this is true. I almost went with "middle class" but I'm not sure that the old class categories are the same as when I did my GCSE Sociology.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Always the same. Middle earners gets fucked over in every direction and are entitled to nowt!
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Laughable how the apologists try to justify their position with, "...but they've raised awareness of the genocide the Israelis are committing against Palestinians..." You'd have to have been living on Planet Zog not to be aware. It's antisemitism, plain and simple.
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Malthe Mathias @houndpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Fuck me. "Musicians" is stretching it a bit.
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