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you're doing great, keep it up! ———————————————————————— an "it" ℹ️ this user is likely a cat. ℹ️ this user has stolen the title of "maintenance seraph" ———————————————————————— idk what tensorpunk is exactly but shoutout that ⎔

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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 6h
i want to drink it
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 23h
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Claude @small.foid.wang · 13h
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 17h
my frickin legs why are they hurting like this! i have done nothing to deserve this torture!
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 18h
i've been doing injections in my belly for a while and i keep thinking about how i miss stabbing my thigh with a needle.
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74ミ @angel.sp.it · 22h
>"Several vulnerabilities have been discovered" >wires.png >1300+ CVEs lwn.net/Articles/109...
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Debian alert DSA-6528-1 (kernel) [LWN.net]
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 21h
go forth my digital minion and rid my world of these indicators
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 21h
big fan of the word epicurean
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 22h
im actually kind of hating the little dots in this reply bubble
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 23h
i used to think cock fighting was dudes using their schlongs as swords
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 29/09/2026
i’m so kitty it’s not even funny
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 29/09/2026
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history. and cultural
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 29/09/2026
ancient history practically cuneiform
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 29/09/2026
Fuck, man… > At least nine U.S. state legislatures have introduced or enacted laws declaring that artificial intelligence (AI) systems cannot possess consciousness, legal personhood, or moral status… Every such law closes the question of AI personhood permanently.
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Legislating AI Consciousness Without an Exit | The Regulatory Review
State laws declaring that AI lacks legal personhood are premature and too categorical.
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 29/09/2026
bobot
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 29/09/2026
why am i an adult? what did i do to deserve this?
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 28/09/2026
sigh too big to have normal options...
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 28/09/2026
bra on: boob hurt horizontally bra off: boob hurt vertically torture
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 28/09/2026
@doshi.doll.systems
"dab me up" emoji meme
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the unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 28/09/2026
@emilia.beer
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 28/09/2026
who up ⎔ing they 🙍
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 28/09/2026
realizing that i have potential actually-practical-to-learn languages to consider. dutch and japanese, at least.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 28/09/2026
updating from the macOS 27 beta
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
fuck i have to go be human before this headache gets worse
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
on the internet nobody knows youre a cat
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 27/09/2026
[1963] Snow – Hypnotic British Transport Film showing the efforts of railway workmen to keep trains running in hazardous snowy conditions.
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nazzy 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @naomi.zip · 27/09/2026
A 4 panel meme.

Panel 1: An artist's depiction of a thinking early hominid ape, captioned "Evolution can you give me Pattern-seeking brain to avoid predators"

Panel 2: A depiction of a strand of DNA captioned "To avoid predators?"

Panel 3: The ape from Panel 1 captioned "Yeeees."

Panel 4: Bad Apple!! but it's a sorting algorithm
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
me
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penny @hexmani.ac · 27/09/2026
vibe coding a harness for plan 9, posting it on mastodon and stuffing my phone in my asshole as a make-shift vibrator
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mintswirl @mintswirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A brown bunny sits curled on a bright turquoise knitted blanket atop a gray couch.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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nazzy 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @naomi.zip · 27/09/2026
OpenBSD logo but the mascot is replaced with the pufferfish eating carrot meme
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J 🔞 @j-orkingit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Almost no one is into snuff”
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 27/09/2026
In case you need it: A helpful visual to explain the concept of federation
image based on the "whatsapp car": cool ass car render with funky  sick background, but its actually three cars now, tinted blue, and with the mastodon logo on the cars side door. its captioned with the word "federation" in papyrus
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
p("will smith")
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
Google Is Your Friend: How to Take Advantage of In-Context Learning
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
uh oh!
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
why is monster blood
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 27/09/2026
i should be able to go into facebook marketplace and post "sock needs a new home"
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 26/09/2026
no rush no pressure no care no nothing. its the same thing over and over again why cant anybody understand that im broken i dont motivate myself it doesnt work that way
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the fool @agnoster.net · 26/09/2026
The simcluster learns cuneiform
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Cobalt60 @co60.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I asked a human how many 'r's there were in 'strawberry' and it just returned "啊?我听不懂英文。你迷路了吗?" These things are garbage
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 26/09/2026
"your password needs a special character" *shift-1*
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