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Hopey Harbinger

@hopeyharbinger.bsky.social
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Graphic Designer/Art Director. Middle-aged hockey goalie mom. Punk/Goth relic. Vermonster. Loves dystopian flicks and DIY. Dislikes litter and typos. #GraphicDesign #Vermont #GoalieMom #Menopausal

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Again, wrong one sky guy. RIP Tim Curry.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong one sky guy. RIP Dolly.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Time for that big ass cane to appear from behind the curtain… yoink!
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Happy 55 to my birthday bud #MattDamon. We look great! 🎂
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ever wake up on your birthday and think “Gee I hope this isn’t the day a global catastrophe happens!” Every. Damn. Year. #Im55 #birthday
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Son: "Mom, I may need new goalie pads." Me: 😨 Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!" #GoalieMom #GoalieLife
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 23/09/2025
Dammit, I got sorta raptured
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Eff it. I’m eating peanut butter Capn Crunch cereal. Fight me.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The utter embarrassment of it all. It’s like we’re all stuck in the Jerry Springer show.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
First day of regular hockey season: forgot jerseys. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TurnTheCarAround #LateArrival #GoalieMom
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Changing the DOD to DOW will cost billions across 700k facilities. Cracker Barrel logo designer’s eyeballs are rolling HARD right now. 👀
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Stephi Cham @stephicham.com · 06/09/2025
Fiction will never be frivolous. We need people to keep imagining how much better or worse the world can be, and what it would take to get there.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ever pull up into your driveway, turn the car off and silently scream “What the f*ck? What the ACTUAL F*CK!?!!”.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Had it: Tripping and falling over in the woods today. Again. 🤕 Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Survived my first #Costco trip. The wallet however…
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I can hear my kid singing that “Golden” k-pop song in the shower. 🚿🤣
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
No notes
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 29/08/2025
Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Truth in branding. 😏
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Cracker Schmacker. Folks always bitch about logos when THEY’RE NOT 👏 BRAND 👏 EXPERTS.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Spent yesterday at the Little League Baseball World Series. Free parking and admission - and fun as heck with 29,000 other fans. ⚾️ #LLWS
View from behind second plate on the “hill” at Lamade Stadium, Little League Baseball World Series, Williamsport, PA on Saturday August 23, 2025.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My elderly dad, such a comedian.
Screenshot of photo from a person that says “the big beautiful flag pole”. The new one outside the White House.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 15/08/2025
It is insane to me that the government can find money to pay ICE agents increasingly larger sums of money, yet teachers have to buy their own pencils.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My kid made the cut to be 1 of 4 goalies vying for 2 spots on a team to play at the 2026 Quebec City International Pee Wee hockey tournament. I’m excited but nauseous at the same time. 🤢 🥅
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Gary Oldman.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My parents are celebrating their 64th anniversary today. At Applebees. Whoop it up P&M!!!
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Can someone explain how banning gay marriage will fund schools and lower rent and make groceries affordable?
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Karma was served today. ⚾️
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My hockey goalie son lost in his 12U little league baseball state championship today (as the catcher) and broke his big toe during warmups. While upset, he then said “well, back to the superior sport!” 🏒 🥅 #GoalieKid
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hey America. Can we just skip to the recipe?
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just witnessed a very, very low military flyover in Brattleboro right over the Little League field. I thanked the board for their extra attention to the matter after just giving out the Best Sportsmanship award. #Brattleboro #Vermont #Flyover
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Emma Curtis @emmacurtis.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
There is nothing more punk rock in the world than empathy and kindness. You will never convince me otherwise.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
America Party? Pffft. Boring. 🥱
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This big boi came to visit last night. Polyphemus moth, Vermont. #polyphemus
Large Polyphemus moth on window, Vermont.
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Crazy week of baseball camp and all star practice that heads straight into Little League divisionals. It’s a nice break from ice rinks… #OneCrazySummer
12 year old Vermont boy in baseball catcher gear throwing a ball, high action shot.
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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It's so hot it's hurting my feelings
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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The scoreboard at the local high school graduation understood the assignment. #UnderstandTheAssignment
Scoreboard at Brattleboro Vermont high school during 2025 graduation ceremony displaying “86 47”.
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L Bennett 🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦✌🏻#TeamCanada #ElbowsUp @thatgenxwidower.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Remember the time that Trump told Zelenskyy that he was 'playing with WWIII'? Every accusation is a confession. #uspoli #IranAttack
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Riley Bruce @rileybruce.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“ The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. “ - George Orwell, 1984
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Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Prayers for an “allergic reaction.” But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe. With no apology or remorse. Fake Christian, small man.
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