Reposted by Hopey HarbingerDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela 19999332535
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Time for that big ass cane to appear from behind the curtain… yoink! 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Happy 55 to my birthday bud #MattDamon. We look great! 🎂 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Ever wake up on your birthday and think “Gee I hope this isn’t the day a global catastrophe happens!” Every. Damn. Year. #Im55 #birthday 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Son: "Mom, I may need new goalie pads." Me: 😨 Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!" #GoalieMom #GoalieLife 000
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol. 1327314478602
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Eff it. I’m eating peanut butter Capn Crunch cereal. Fight me. 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The utter embarrassment of it all. It’s like we’re all stuck in the Jerry Springer show. 000
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist. 472191653967
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025First day of regular hockey season: forgot jerseys. 🤦🏻♀️ #TurnTheCarAround #LateArrival #GoalieMom 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Changing the DOD to DOW will cost billions across 700k facilities. Cracker Barrel logo designer’s eyeballs are rolling HARD right now. 👀 000
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerStephi Cham @stephicham.com · 06/09/2025Fiction will never be frivolous. We need people to keep imagining how much better or worse the world can be, and what it would take to get there. 2224
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Ever pull up into your driveway, turn the car off and silently scream “What the f*ck? What the ACTUAL F*CK!?!!”. 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Had it: Tripping and falling over in the woods today. Again. 🤕 Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today. 010
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Survived my first #Costco trip. The wallet however… 010
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I can hear my kid singing that “Golden” k-pop song in the shower. 🚿🤣 000
Reposted by Hopey Harbingershauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/08/2025live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise 996696925
Reposted by Hopey Harbinger🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 29/08/2025Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 1686335957
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Cracker Schmacker. Folks always bitch about logos when THEY’RE NOT 👏 BRAND 👏 EXPERTS. 010
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Spent yesterday at the Little League Baseball World Series. Free parking and admission - and fun as heck with 29,000 other fans. ⚾️ #LLWS 010
Reposted by Hopey Harbingerderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/08/2025i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo 257200032989
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 15/08/2025It is insane to me that the government can find money to pay ICE agents increasingly larger sums of money, yet teachers have to buy their own pencils. 320106912865
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 14/08/2025My kid made the cut to be 1 of 4 goalies vying for 2 spots on a team to play at the 2026 Quebec City International Pee Wee hockey tournament. I’m excited but nauseous at the same time. 🤢 🥅 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My parents are celebrating their 64th anniversary today. At Applebees. Whoop it up P&M!!! 000
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Can someone explain how banning gay marriage will fund schools and lower rent and make groceries affordable? 589128502919
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025My hockey goalie son lost in his 12U little league baseball state championship today (as the catcher) and broke his big toe during warmups. While upset, he then said “well, back to the superior sport!” 🏒 🥅 #GoalieKid 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Hey America. Can we just skip to the recipe? 000
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Just witnessed a very, very low military flyover in Brattleboro right over the Little League field. I thanked the board for their extra attention to the matter after just giving out the Best Sportsmanship award. #Brattleboro #Vermont #Flyover 000
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerEmma Curtis @emmacurtis.bsky.social · 16/07/2025There is nothing more punk rock in the world than empathy and kindness. You will never convince me otherwise. 451228169
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2025This big boi came to visit last night. Polyphemus moth, Vermont. #polyphemus 010
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Crazy week of baseball camp and all star practice that heads straight into Little League divisionals. It’s a nice break from ice rinks… #OneCrazySummer 010
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerSacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It's so hot it's hurting my feelings 3321
Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The scoreboard at the local high school graduation understood the assignment. #UnderstandTheAssignment 030
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerL Bennett 🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦✌🏻#TeamCanada #ElbowsUp @thatgenxwidower.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Remember the time that Trump told Zelenskyy that he was 'playing with WWIII'? Every accusation is a confession. #uspoli #IranAttack 1314
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerRiley Bruce @rileybruce.bsky.social · 20/06/2025“ The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. “ - George Orwell, 1984 18822
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerChasten Glezman Buttigieg @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT." 499274336137
Reposted by Hopey HarbingerRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Prayers for an “allergic reaction.” But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe. With no apology or remorse. Fake Christian, small man. 1748228915038