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Wiseacre

@wiseacre.me
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Former baby. Living in the darkest timeline

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 30/08/2026
Imagine if we had spent $3 trillion dollars on interstate transit and EV infrastructure, rather than on AI data centers?
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 30/08/2026
And even then, it'll only serve as a place to mark for demolition and urniate on.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 29/08/2026
We all know, because it's been proven by some studies from Dr Mister Science, that Lake America is the cure all for everything ever
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 26/08/2026
The biggest of tittybabys to ever live is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center if he doesn't get his way. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations
The DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.”
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/08/2026
This might seem exaggerated, but don't forget this same man said circumcision causes autism.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/08/2026
It seems every time I see @jimmypardo.com live at GoBananas, some wins the $50 pre guess (from me and my friend @mwhubby.me on @nevernotfunny.com.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 22/08/2026
Just wearing a tshirt that says "Leave trans kids alone" makes me the target of threats moreso than any single trans person poses to their fabricated up hatred
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 15/08/2026
Uncle Touchy is not dispelling any of the conclusions we have on his predatory criminal violations against young girls (and boys)
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 29/07/2026
Dunkold Trimps eulogy of Lindsey Graham was interesting
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/07/2026
I edited the "speech" Trump gave at the White House Correspondents dinner to its most honest and truthful parts
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/07/2026
Gameoji #4 🎬 🧍🧍‍♂️🛣️🚗🃏 ◻️◻️◻️ ⏱️ 0:53 play at gameoji.com
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Gameoji — Guess the Movie
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/07/2026
1789 Capital (a VC firm where Don Jr is a partner) in June 2025 invested an undisclosed amount into Anduril Industries, a defense systems company. February 2026 Trump starts a war with Iran. In March Anduril got a $20bn with the US army. They are now valued at $100bn. This war is making them rich.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/07/2026
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/07/2026
My favorite shows as a kid in the 80s were Pinky Herman's Plan Hours, the Cisformers, GI Joke, and those blue tiny people the Sharts
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 23/07/2026
I made a mobile game. You can play it. It's a once a day "puzzle" like Wordle. Tell everyone. Or no one. I'm not your dad. Please and thank you gameoji.com
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Gameoji — Guess the Movie
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 21/07/2026
I decided to make sure we hear the actual truth from people like Stephen Mitler
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 10/06/2026
Good news you guys, high inflation is great! (according to President Fuckwhistle of Shitgibbon. So I guess all that complaining about Biden and high inflation was ... jealousy? Well, he's doing great job of beating Bidens numbers www.cnbc.com/2026/06/10/t...
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Trump says 'I love the inflation' after consumer price index hits 3-year high
President Trump suggested that inflation would drop when the U.S. war against Iran ends, and said, "We've been taking out millions of barrels of oil."
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 22/05/2026
Somehow 2026 is more like 1826, except with all the information of the world in our hand that's made everyone more stupid.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19/05/2026
Some days you just need to go to a barn to plant some fire seeds with your farm tube.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19/05/2026
I don't know how I missed these teachings in my decades of being a Christian. I'm sure it's somewhere in the Big Book Of Dr Jesus
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 08/04/2026
One would think that it's the easiest test in the world to not continuously support a person who wants to commit genocide, is a convicted felon, assaults women, likely r***d children, et al - and yet...
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 07/04/2026
I guess we're gonna drop a nuke on Iran. Boy, they did it you guys. They're really "owning the libs". Because it's CRAZY to not want an unnecessary, unprompted, aimless and stupid war that ends with the nuclear destruction of millions of people.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 03/04/2026
We're racing to the end of the world like it's a challenge
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 01/04/2026
Even as a joke, one can't be completely sure that this isn't actually true...
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 26/03/2026
GI Joke figured out the loyalty goes in just one direction
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 23/03/2026
Fear is the mind killer, as they say.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18/03/2026
I know it's dumb, but I have a hard time getting rid of those Apple product boxes
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/03/2026
I don't know about you, but this is how I feel every single damn day
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/03/2026
When you bully and belittle and threaten everyone around you, and then beg for their help for something you did to yourself, you can't be surprised when they say "nope"
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/03/2026
You have no frame of reference Donny, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 16/03/2026
We're crazy for treating everyone regardless of sex, gender, orientation, class, status, race ethnicity, or ability with respect, care, and empathy ... but Sky Wizard and Space Baby is sane
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 12/03/2026
Ladybug Miss Lindsey is just letting the heart want what it wants
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 11/03/2026
I'm enjoying the practice of going to the range. I have to get so much better.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 08/03/2026
Trump is worse for the world than a global pandemic
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 04/03/2026
It's not at all contradictory and hypocritical for this complete message change from peace, no new wars, America First because ...
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 04/03/2026
So surprising that unqualified and inexperienced morons would do corruption and lies and murder and crimes
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 02/03/2026
Either a coward who won't answer questions, or has no idea what's happening or where he is. If you start a preemptive war with another country that kills 4 military members and 153 innocent children - you explain yourself and why you're spending lives and $$$ for it
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 02/03/2026
We created the enemies we now fight
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 27/02/2026
They will never be satisfied. Even after they've taken away every right, every comfort, every condition, every ounce of freedom, every existence of those they hate - women, immigrants, trans people, gay people, non-Christians, black and brown people, et al - they won't be satisfied.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 26/02/2026
A little skit of a parable of how some people pretend a law isn't about racism and misogyny
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/02/2026
I asked hardworking, average, everyday Americans their thoughts on the State of the Onionring address
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/02/2026
The entire movement is a fantasy fabricated from hate, founded on lies, hiding horrible and vile crimes. And in order to make him palatable they must concoct versions of things he will never be.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 20/02/2026
I edited the hour long speech Trump gave at the newly formed Dr Evil foundation of criminals, for clarity and simplicity
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 20/02/2026
The SAVE Act is voter fraud, disguised as a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19/02/2026
You can't conceive of a scenario that's a heinous, vile, horrendous, or evil that they won't find a way to excuse and accept. It's true.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18/02/2026
This might be the old fashioned talking, but I feel like my left eye went flat
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18/02/2026
Everyone knows that white Jesus is very focused on the value of the DOW. That's a fact.
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/02/2026
I'm wondering how sad the information has to be to get my CRV to release the brake ...
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/02/2026
Republicans manufacture problems to create solutions that no one needs
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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 14/02/2026
Right, clearly it's the rotisserie chicken and juice that makes it so they can't afford a home, couldn't -possibly- be any other issues outside their control ...
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