Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 30/08/2026Imagine if we had spent $3 trillion dollars on interstate transit and EV infrastructure, rather than on AI data centers? 0100
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 30/08/2026And even then, it'll only serve as a place to mark for demolition and urniate on. 060
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 29/08/2026We all know, because it's been proven by some studies from Dr Mister Science, that Lake America is the cure all for everything ever 0101
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 26/08/2026The biggest of tittybabys to ever live is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center if he doesn't get his way. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...nbcnews.comTrump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovationsThe DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.” 150
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/08/2026This might seem exaggerated, but don't forget this same man said circumcision causes autism. 151
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/08/2026It seems every time I see @jimmypardo.com live at GoBananas, some wins the $50 pre guess (from me and my friend @mwhubby.me on @nevernotfunny.com. 120
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 22/08/2026Just wearing a tshirt that says "Leave trans kids alone" makes me the target of threats moreso than any single trans person poses to their fabricated up hatred 0130
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 15/08/2026Uncle Touchy is not dispelling any of the conclusions we have on his predatory criminal violations against young girls (and boys) 0130
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/07/2026I edited the "speech" Trump gave at the White House Correspondents dinner to its most honest and truthful parts 191
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/07/2026Gameoji #4 🎬 🧍🧍♂️🛣️🚗🃏 ◻️◻️◻️ ⏱️ 0:53 play at gameoji.comgameoji.comGameoji — Guess the Movie 020
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/07/20261789 Capital (a VC firm where Don Jr is a partner) in June 2025 invested an undisclosed amount into Anduril Industries, a defense systems company. February 2026 Trump starts a war with Iran. In March Anduril got a $20bn with the US army. They are now valued at $100bn. This war is making them rich. 021
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/07/2026My favorite shows as a kid in the 80s were Pinky Herman's Plan Hours, the Cisformers, GI Joke, and those blue tiny people the Sharts 170
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 23/07/2026I made a mobile game. You can play it. It's a once a day "puzzle" like Wordle. Tell everyone. Or no one. I'm not your dad. Please and thank you gameoji.comgameoji.comGameoji — Guess the Movie 340
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 21/07/2026I decided to make sure we hear the actual truth from people like Stephen Mitler 060
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 10/06/2026Good news you guys, high inflation is great! (according to President Fuckwhistle of Shitgibbon. So I guess all that complaining about Biden and high inflation was ... jealousy? Well, he's doing great job of beating Bidens numbers www.cnbc.com/2026/06/10/t...cnbc.comTrump says 'I love the inflation' after consumer price index hits 3-year highPresident Trump suggested that inflation would drop when the U.S. war against Iran ends, and said, "We've been taking out millions of barrels of oil." 031
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 22/05/2026Somehow 2026 is more like 1826, except with all the information of the world in our hand that's made everyone more stupid. 080
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19/05/2026Some days you just need to go to a barn to plant some fire seeds with your farm tube. 050
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19/05/2026I don't know how I missed these teachings in my decades of being a Christian. I'm sure it's somewhere in the Big Book Of Dr Jesus 072
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 08/04/2026One would think that it's the easiest test in the world to not continuously support a person who wants to commit genocide, is a convicted felon, assaults women, likely r***d children, et al - and yet... 0172
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 07/04/2026I guess we're gonna drop a nuke on Iran. Boy, they did it you guys. They're really "owning the libs". Because it's CRAZY to not want an unnecessary, unprompted, aimless and stupid war that ends with the nuclear destruction of millions of people. 1272
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 01/04/2026Even as a joke, one can't be completely sure that this isn't actually true... 2140
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18/03/2026I know it's dumb, but I have a hard time getting rid of those Apple product boxes 2150
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/03/2026I don't know about you, but this is how I feel every single damn day 3181
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/03/2026When you bully and belittle and threaten everyone around you, and then beg for their help for something you did to yourself, you can't be surprised when they say "nope" 1316
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/03/2026You have no frame of reference Donny, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie 1182
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 16/03/2026We're crazy for treating everyone regardless of sex, gender, orientation, class, status, race ethnicity, or ability with respect, care, and empathy ... but Sky Wizard and Space Baby is sane 2220
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 12/03/2026Ladybug Miss Lindsey is just letting the heart want what it wants 1172
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 11/03/2026I'm enjoying the practice of going to the range. I have to get so much better. 0140
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 04/03/2026It's not at all contradictory and hypocritical for this complete message change from peace, no new wars, America First because ... 1231
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 04/03/2026So surprising that unqualified and inexperienced morons would do corruption and lies and murder and crimes 1312
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 02/03/2026Either a coward who won't answer questions, or has no idea what's happening or where he is. If you start a preemptive war with another country that kills 4 military members and 153 innocent children - you explain yourself and why you're spending lives and $$$ for it 1244
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 27/02/2026They will never be satisfied. Even after they've taken away every right, every comfort, every condition, every ounce of freedom, every existence of those they hate - women, immigrants, trans people, gay people, non-Christians, black and brown people, et al - they won't be satisfied. 3364
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 26/02/2026A little skit of a parable of how some people pretend a law isn't about racism and misogyny 0200
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 25/02/2026I asked hardworking, average, everyday Americans their thoughts on the State of the Onionring address 2331
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 24/02/2026The entire movement is a fantasy fabricated from hate, founded on lies, hiding horrible and vile crimes. And in order to make him palatable they must concoct versions of things he will never be. 5393
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 20/02/2026I edited the hour long speech Trump gave at the newly formed Dr Evil foundation of criminals, for clarity and simplicity 3283
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 20/02/2026The SAVE Act is voter fraud, disguised as a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. 14410
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19/02/2026You can't conceive of a scenario that's a heinous, vile, horrendous, or evil that they won't find a way to excuse and accept. It's true. 2352
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18/02/2026This might be the old fashioned talking, but I feel like my left eye went flat 050
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18/02/2026Everyone knows that white Jesus is very focused on the value of the DOW. That's a fact. 2164
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/02/2026I'm wondering how sad the information has to be to get my CRV to release the brake ... 2191
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17/02/2026Republicans manufacture problems to create solutions that no one needs 2278
Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 14/02/2026Right, clearly it's the rotisserie chicken and juice that makes it so they can't afford a home, couldn't -possibly- be any other issues outside their control ... 4411