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He/him. I like things and stuff. Proud to be called “vermin” by the maga crowd. I include pronouns to anger the bigots. Tuck Frump🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm happy that we don't have to hear Charlie Kirk's shit take defending the Cornell 57.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddamnit I love October baseball
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Bradley Perry @bradleyperry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DPRK is terrible, don't get me wrong, but why would any kid want to visit there? I get the curiosity, but at what point does logic overcome curiosity? I'm not going to North Korea for anything, because I know how terrible their government is.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You guys ever notice that when tr*mp glares at the camera and tries to look tough that he just ends up looking like he's power loading his diaper?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
from today's post: "What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?" — What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?
What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea?
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶🎶he's Peter Theil, he knows about the antichrist🎶🎶
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sausage deep dish was on the menu tonight. It was bomb.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So notoriously anti-LGBTQ Lauren Boebert had a sexual relationship with a woman on her staff and then paid her hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep quiet? Republican hypocrisy is so shameless.
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Lauren Boebert accused of sex with three staffers in complaint alleging $200K hush payment
An explosive sworn complaint filed with the House Ethics Committee alleges Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) carried on a sexual relationship with her district director in the office, in a car and in campaig...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 19 edition" — God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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this week in stupid: September 19 edition
God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more...
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Am I the only one who sees the irony in tr*mp attacking Iran while hating John McCain? Iran was McCain's erect nipple fantasy and Donny boy fulfilled it.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll bet there's video of either tr*mp, Mike Johnson, or kash fugging a sheep. That's the only thing that makes sense.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And human trafficking. Don't forget human trafficking. Let's not forget he was arrested for prostitution charges a few years ago.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is awesome🤣🤣🤣
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've had tacos more supreme than this court.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is there anything more disappointing than hearing someone you thought was intelligent pronounce it "nucular?" All I think of is Homer Simpson when I hear that.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk! He's gone a full year without saying something racist!
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please tell me I'm not the only millennial who randomly starts singing, "the life of the wife is ended by the knife," multiple times a week even though I probably haven't seen that episode of family guy since 2005.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Democrats who spend more energy fighting those to the left of them than Republicans are the ones who elect Republicans. You can't ignore people for 2 years and then expect their vote because you're not Republican. Reaching out to the left will win way more votes then they'll lose ignoring the right
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
here's Sunday's post: "what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head?" — the Emperor’s new hair is just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head?
the Emperor’s new hair is just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
here's today's post: "‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader" — Republicans are facing electoral Armageddon in November. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader
Republicans are facing electoral Armageddon in November
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My plan was once they're afraid to publicly admit they're Nazis. That's another thing I miss about the 90s. I never encountered so many openly racist fug faces.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
With as jealous as tr*mp is of John McCain, has anyone considered telling him how much of a hard on McCain had for attacking Iran? I bet of we told him he's doing John McCain's work that he'd stop.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
here's today's post: "Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off" — what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off
what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
wingnut grifter-provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos got nabbed by ICE, and MAGA is shitting their pants, because it happened to one of their own. boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thank you for your attention to today post, in which I document the atrocities. link is here: bit.ly/4qLBF20
wait a minute, wait a minute — are you telling me that the fascist little shit who called for ICE checkpoints everywhere, with swift deportations for anyone found to be in the country illegally, got nabbed at an ICE checkpoint and was swiftly deported after being found in the country illegally?

holy fuck, I think I’m overdosing on schadenfreude right now.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Google maps shows lake America. Waze is headquartered in the country with the white flag and blue star that we're not allowed to criticize. I'm going to try Tom Tom and see how that goes.
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/08/2026
Thou shalt expand the Supreme Court to 17 and make Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow, Mark Ruffalo, and Hasan Piker Supreme Court Justices.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anyone else notice that the only people screaming to "protect women's sports" are a bunch of men?
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vote blue no matter who only applies to Israel's stooges.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stop it! My nipples can only get so hard!
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Out of office reply is set, outlook notifications are off, and I'm on vacation until after labor day. Shutting down your computer on Friday afternoon before extended time off is the closest you get to that magic of waking up on Christmas morning as a kid.
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/08/2026
Someday Home Alone 2 will officially be edited to remove the pedophile hotel owner.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Donny has clownfucked himself into unwinnable wars against Canada and Iran, and it's broken his what's left of his rotting brain. boo fucking hoo, Donny. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock that shit and also say goodbye to Dolly Parton. link is here: bit.ly/3SWdH7B
Donny no notion of how to defuse a situation. he only knows how to make things worse.

you know, if Donny had spent this much time and expended this much effort into negotiating an actual trade deal with Canada, we’d already have one by now.

but that would have meant doing actual hard work — and Donny doesn’t want to do the hard work. Jon Ossoff had it exactly right: all Donny really wants to do is build his vulgar Epstein Dance Hall, and travel with his beloved Natalie.

here’s the real problem: Donny has no fucking idea how to negotiate. the only language he speaks is bully. everything has to be his way, or there’s no deal at all. that’s not negotiating — that’s just being an asshole.

Canada has figured this shit out, and they — along with Iran — have called Donny’s bluff, told him to go fuck himself, and Donny hasn’t a single clue how to extricate himself from the messes he created.

Canada and Iran have broken what’s let of Donny rotting brain.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wrong 80 year old who appeared in Home Alone 2
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/08/2026
She’s gaining on us!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
true fact: once, when Preznit Fuckwit's handlers wouldn't let Diaper Nurse Natalie ride in his motorcade, she threw a screaming shit-fit, and hid in the trunk of his car. perfectly normal stuff. thank you for your attention to today's post, for all that and more. link is here: bit.ly/3S2TooO
who acts like this? what’s with all the drama? there was never any need for screaming. any normal person would have just gone ‘oh, okay,’ and flagged down the nearest cab. they’re all the fuck over the place, in Manhattan.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Agreed. Let's also agree not to argue with the chuds who say it'll change your DNA. Let them skip it and see where it gets their over tanned asses. We'll never convince them, and it's not something that can be transmitted from person to person, so why bother? Let's let Darwinism do it's thing.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
here's today's post: "Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors" — the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors
the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can't spell pregnancy without Nancy.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MAGA can't ever take responsibility for their own fuck-ups. it's so much easier just to blame Joe Biden. thank for your attention to today's post, in which I take this shit-kazoos to task. also: Piss-Drunk Pete disgracefully mistreats the USS Abraham Lincoln sailors. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM
picture this: it’s a gorgeous day at Motel-a-Lago, and everyone is having the time of their lives.

well, not exactly everyone. there’s one deteriorating old coot in steep cognitive collapse who’s having a bit of a struggle.

‘oh fuck no, it’s happening again.’

‘no, no, not now,’ moans Preznit Fuckwit, as he shits himself, right there on the ninth green.

he turns to his beloved diaper nurse, Natalie. ‘why?’ he asks her. ‘why did Joe Biden do this?’
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Has anybody stopped to think that maybe Iran is just trying to impress Jody Foster?
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can we get some people who will oppose genocide? It's that too much to ask?
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My son got his first covid vaccine when he was 5. His teeth started falling out shortly thereafter. Coincidence?!?!?!? I think not!!!!!!
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Jim Lahey was right when he said, "the shit apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
here's today's post: "a war, but with morons" — how the fuck do you miscount missiles? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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a war, but with morons
how the fuck do you miscount missiles?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: August 8 edition" — the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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this week in stupid: August 8 edition
the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got scammed with counterfeit Galaxy buds on eBay and left a bad, 1 star review. Guy messaged me offering 10% refund if I changed my review. After some back and forth, he refunded 100%. I never changed the review, just reported him to eBay for selling counterfeit merchandise and blocked him.
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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stop making fun of his hair or there'll be hell toupee!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
we don't need a worthless press that simply repeats whatever lies Republicans are spinning. we need these fuckers to do their jobs, and demand the truth. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post, in which I rip them all several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4xwRTyh
look, right now we have no use for a compliant press that prints whatever it’s told.

I wish we lived in a world where Republicans never lie to us, and there was no need for the press to fact-check every fucking word they say — but we don’t. we live in the shittiest timeline. we are being lied to every day of our lives.

we need a press that will rip this shit apart like a meth-tweaked pit bull. we need a press that goes ‘the fuck he did — prove it,’ every time they’re told that Mitch McConnell ‘said’ something.

these are the same shit-kazoos who hounded Joe Biden every single day, and demanded he prove that he was still up to the task of presidenting. now, they’re handed on a silver platter the case of a Senator who is obviously hiding something about his own fitness for office, and the press can’t be roused from its slumber.

it’s fucking maddening.
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