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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You guys ever notice that when tr*mp glares at the camera and tries to look tough that he just ends up looking like he's power loading his diaper?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

from today's post: "What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?" — What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?

What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea?

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sausage deep dish was on the menu tonight. It was bomb.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 19 edition" — God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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this week in stupid: September 19 edition

God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more...

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Am I the only one who sees the irony in tr*mp attacking Iran while hating John McCain? Iran was McCain's erect nipple fantasy and Donny boy fulfilled it.

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'll bet there's video of either tr*mp, Mike Johnson, or kash fugging a sheep. That's the only thing that makes sense.

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is there anything more disappointing than hearing someone you thought was intelligent pronounce it "nucular?" All I think of is Homer Simpson when I hear that.

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Congratulations to Charlie Kirk! He's gone a full year without saying something racist!

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Please tell me I'm not the only millennial who randomly starts singing, "the life of the wife is ended by the knife," multiple times a week even though I probably haven't seen that episode of family guy since 2005.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

here's Sunday's post: "what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head?" — the Emperor’s new hair is just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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what the fuck is that thing on Donny’s head?

the Emperor’s new hair is just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

here's today's post: "‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader" — Republicans are facing electoral Armageddon in November. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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‘stop the bullshit’ — even MAGA is fed up with Dear Leader

Republicans are facing electoral Armageddon in November

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

With as jealous as tr*mp is of John McCain, has anyone considered telling him how much of a hard on McCain had for attacking Iran? I bet of we told him he's doing John McCain's work that he'd stop.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

here's today's post: "Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off" — what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off

what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

wingnut grifter-provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos got nabbed by ICE, and MAGA is shitting their pants, because it happened to one of their own. boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thank you for your attention to today post, in which I document the atrocities. link is here: bit.ly/4qLBF20

wait a minute, wait a minute — are you telling me that the fascist little shit who called for ICE checkpoints everywhere, with swift deportations for anyone found to be in the country illegally, got nabbed at an ICE checkpoint and was swiftly deported after being found in the country illegally?

holy fuck, I think I’m overdosing on schadenfreude right now.

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Google maps shows lake America. Waze is headquartered in the country with the white flag and blue star that we're not allowed to criticize. I'm going to try Tom Tom and see how that goes.

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God @thegodshow.com · 30/08/2026

Thou shalt expand the Supreme Court to 17 and make Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow, Mark Ruffalo, and Hasan Piker Supreme Court Justices.

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Anyone else notice that the only people screaming to "protect women's sports" are a bunch of men?

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Out of office reply is set, outlook notifications are off, and I'm on vacation until after labor day. Shutting down your computer on Friday afternoon before extended time off is the closest you get to that magic of waking up on Christmas morning as a kid.

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God @thegodshow.com · 27/08/2026

Someday Home Alone 2 will officially be edited to remove the pedophile hotel owner.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Donny has clownfucked himself into unwinnable wars against Canada and Iran, and it's broken his what's left of his rotting brain. boo fucking hoo, Donny. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock that shit and also say goodbye to Dolly Parton. link is here: bit.ly/3SWdH7B

Donny no notion of how to defuse a situation. he only knows how to make things worse.

you know, if Donny had spent this much time and expended this much effort into negotiating an actual trade deal with Canada, we’d already have one by now.

but that would have meant doing actual hard work — and Donny doesn’t want to do the hard work. Jon Ossoff had it exactly right: all Donny really wants to do is build his vulgar Epstein Dance Hall, and travel with his beloved Natalie.

here’s the real problem: Donny has no fucking idea how to negotiate. the only language he speaks is bully. everything has to be his way, or there’s no deal at all. that’s not negotiating — that’s just being an asshole.

Canada has figured this shit out, and they — along with Iran — have called Donny’s bluff, told him to go fuck himself, and Donny hasn’t a single clue how to extricate himself from the messes he created.

Canada and Iran have broken what’s let of Donny rotting brain.

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God @thegodshow.com · 22/08/2026

She’s gaining on us!

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

true fact: once, when Preznit Fuckwit's handlers wouldn't let Diaper Nurse Natalie ride in his motorcade, she threw a screaming shit-fit, and hid in the trunk of his car. perfectly normal stuff. thank you for your attention to today's post, for all that and more. link is here: bit.ly/3S2TooO

who acts like this? what’s with all the drama? there was never any need for screaming. any normal person would have just gone ‘oh, okay,’ and flagged down the nearest cab. they’re all the fuck over the place, in Manhattan.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

here's today's post: "Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors" — the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Admiral Bone Spurs hates his sailors

the crew aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln deserve better than this

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

MAGA can't ever take responsibility for their own fuck-ups. it's so much easier just to blame Joe Biden. thank for your attention to today's post, in which I take this shit-kazoos to task. also: Piss-Drunk Pete disgracefully mistreats the USS Abraham Lincoln sailors. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM

picture this: it’s a gorgeous day at Motel-a-Lago, and everyone is having the time of their lives.

well, not exactly everyone. there’s one deteriorating old coot in steep cognitive collapse who’s having a bit of a struggle.

‘oh fuck no, it’s happening again.’

‘no, no, not now,’ moans Preznit Fuckwit, as he shits himself, right there on the ninth green.

he turns to his beloved diaper nurse, Natalie. ‘why?’ he asks her. ‘why did Joe Biden do this?’

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe Iran is just trying to impress Jody Foster?

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My son got his first covid vaccine when he was 5. His teeth started falling out shortly thereafter. Coincidence?!?!?!? I think not!!!!!!

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

here's today's post: "a war, but with morons" — how the fuck do you miscount missiles? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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a war, but with morons

how the fuck do you miscount missiles?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: August 8 edition" — the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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this week in stupid: August 8 edition

the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Got scammed with counterfeit Galaxy buds on eBay and left a bad, 1 star review. Guy messaged me offering 10% refund if I changed my review. After some back and forth, he refunded 100%. I never changed the review, just reported him to eBay for selling counterfeit merchandise and blocked him.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

we don't need a worthless press that simply repeats whatever lies Republicans are spinning. we need these fuckers to do their jobs, and demand the truth. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post, in which I rip them all several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4xwRTyh

look, right now we have no use for a compliant press that prints whatever it’s told.

I wish we lived in a world where Republicans never lie to us, and there was no need for the press to fact-check every fucking word they say — but we don’t. we live in the shittiest timeline. we are being lied to every day of our lives.

we need a press that will rip this shit apart like a meth-tweaked pit bull. we need a press that goes ‘the fuck he did — prove it,’ every time they’re told that Mitch McConnell ‘said’ something.

these are the same shit-kazoos who hounded Joe Biden every single day, and demanded he prove that he was still up to the task of presidenting. now, they’re handed on a silver platter the case of a Senator who is obviously hiding something about his own fitness for office, and the press can’t be roused from its slumber.

it’s fucking maddening.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

here's today's post: "the Emperor’s new wig: what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader’s hair?" — what even is that? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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the Emperor’s new wig: what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader’s hair?

what even is that?

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

after Max Miller's wife accused him of abusing her and their daughter, our shithole president took Miller's side, and explained that HE was the real victim. holy shit, Republicans fucking suck. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4fEDGZV

adjudicated rapist says what?

look, I did warn you that everybody in this story fucking sucks.

should we really be surprised that Preznit Fuckwit — a guy with 28 of his own credible abuse allegations against him — takes Miller’s side? it’s so sad ‘for HIM to be going through that.’

not the wife who ahem allegedly had a gun held to her head, not the daughter with the broken collar bone, but Max Miller — he’s the real victim here.

Donny’s going to do what he always does: pass the buck. he’s going to let the family work it out amongst themselves. how nice of him. what a kind and generous humanitarian!

with Dear Leader having shown them the True Way Forward, Republicans had their marching orders: pass the buck and say it’s a family matter.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

here's today's post: "how many scaramuccis until Jeanine Boxwine gets shitcanned?" — let the Pirro Bites It countdown clock commence. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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how many scaramuccis until Jeanine Boxwine gets shitcanned?

let the Pirro Bites It countdown clock commence

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I hate life, but it beats the alternative🤷

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I wonder what the Vegas odds are on what time turtle McConnell's passing will be announced? 12:01 is my guess.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Bobby Brainworms went on Dana Bash's show and was a condescending misogynistic prick to her, laughing at her, shouting over her, and generally being an asshole. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip this fuckface several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/45Eb8d4

Bobby Brainworms Jr. is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.

just like Dear Leader, Bobby’s a fucking moron who is serenely convinced of his own supreme genius.

yesterday, he went on CNN’s State of the Union and taught a master class in why you should never put a whale-head-chainsawing maniac in charge of an entire nation’s health and well-being.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

this week, MAGA asked a question: what would you do if, as a batter, a major league pitcher *accidentally* threw a Christian baby at you? thank you for your attention to "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4w5lKN8

imagine that you’re a pitcher. you go into your windup, and as you grasp what you expect to be the baseball, you realize, ‘holy shit, that’s not a ball. that’s a baby. how the hell did that thing get in there?’ and, because apparently you’re keenly attuned to these things, as the baby leaves your hand, you go, ‘oh fuck, that’s a Christian baby.’

now, imagine you’re the batter. you watch the Christian baby leave the pitcher’s hand, and, from the infant’s rotation, you instinctively realize that you’ve been thrown a curvebaby — and it’s right down the middle of the plate.

dude, that shit’s right in your wheelhouse.

so, what do you do?

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Trump sued Capital One to prove they closed his accounts over politics. The bank’s answer, filed Friday: it was the anti-money-laundering desk. Months of review. Three hundred accounts. He pulled that thread himself.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

here's today's post: "cookin’ with Bobby Brainworms, and other tales of Republican dumbfuckery" — another twenty-four hours in the United States of Stupidity. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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cookin’ with Bobby Brainworms, and other tales of Republican dumbfuckery

another twenty-four hours in the United States of Stupidity

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

at Lindsey Graham's funeral, Donny cracked unfunny jokes, behaved weirdly, and then fell asleep, filling the church with the pungent aroma of ass music. people were grimacing from the stench. thank you for your attention to my post, in which I mock all that fuckery. link is here: bit.ly/4wps5nr

and then, when he was finished delivering his eulogy, Donny knocked on Lindsey’s coffin. hello, hello — is anyone home?

is that a thing? who does that?

what do you think Donny was saying, as he was rappy-tappy-tapping? ‘hey, Lindsey, did you know that Stephen Miller sleeps in one of these?’

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

here's today's post: "I’m so fucking tired of this fucking fuck" — another day, another racist rally" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4bBukvJ bit.ly/4bBukvJ

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I’m so fucking tired of this fucking fuck

another day, another racist rally

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

here's today's post: "what the fuck is this?" — another day, another batshit posting spree. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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what the fuck is this?

another day, another batshit posting spree

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

here's today's post: "the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?" — another day, another disgrace. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?

another day, another disgrace

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password is taco @hooks024.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Can we at least have a minimum requirement that you must be able to wipe your own arse to work in government? If you can't wipe your own arse, barring a skiing accident or something like that, for more than two weeks, you're fired. That seems reasonable.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

here's today's post: "Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’" — and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’

and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons

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