Reposted by J𝕺𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝕱𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆 @incision.site · 23/08/2026i made sloppy joe but realized i didn't have bread so I added in some leftover fettuccine and it's kinda great. I've decided to call it Fetty Slop. 100140447
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me watching Trump brag about new White House granite installation meanwhile we're either paying for groceries in installments, or our buttholes are working overtime due to foodborne outbreak xyz.static.klipy.comALT: 120
Reposted by JCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I think a quickie in the Spirit Halloween bathroom is just the thing I need. 1813921
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 10/08/202610 Non-Horror Movies To Get To Know Me A Night at the Roxbury Heat Snake Eyes (1998) The Fugitive The Firm The Fifth Element The Other Guys Coming to America Three Kings Mystic River 150
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Best Bond villain, wrong answers onlystatic.klipy.comTeam Rocket: Prepare for Trouble, Make it DoubleALT: Team Rocket: Prepare for Trouble, Make it Double 050
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Use a GIF, video, or pic to share how you’re feeling todaystatic.klipy.comI'm Good Actually MemeALT: I'm Good Actually Meme 040
Reposted by JAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Thank you, Michigan. I love you from the bottom of my heart! 1976593865
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Microsoft teams showing a preview of what will hopefully be a swell day. ✌️ 170
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A formidable opponent. They'll tell stories about this encounter for centuries to come. 120
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wife: Dude you're like the only one eating lettuce right now.static.klipy.comSassy Girl Says 'Yeah... I Know'ALT: Sassy Girl Says 'Yeah... I Know' 030
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The goal: find a planner for work that isn't too extra. The candidates: 020
Reposted by JJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 01/08/2026FIFA just proved that boycotts work. 1035089648
Reposted by JDesTROY McClure 🧟♂️ @trozen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Don’t ever under any circumstances let the dipshits win. This app is full of them and I say fuck em. #AdviceAfter1AM 2102
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractivestatic.klipy.comMarisa Tomei as Aunt May on Red CouchALT: Marisa Tomei as Aunt May on Red Couch 140
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Bombed at the box office but grossed $1B in my heart♥️ 130
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Me: mind cooking some soy chorizo so I can hook up the chilaquiles when I get home? Spouse: sure, how much? Me: what size do we have? The one-hander or the two-hander?? Spouse: one hander. Me: Make all of it. 030
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Me 5 minutes after agreeing to watch the 10pm Odyssey showing with my brother.static.klipy.comChampoy Doc Rivers Confused BlinkALT: Champoy Doc Rivers Confused Blink 170
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Post your last two brain cellsstatic.klipy.comA Night At The Roxbury A Night At The Roxbury MovieALT: A Night At The Roxbury A Night At The Roxbury Movie 190
Reposted by JVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sometimes you just gotta block insufferable bitches. 2337
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The result made up for the game cutting into our daily 5 o'clock dinner. 020
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Them: "most of the calories are in the salad dressing you know.." Me:static.klipy.comBoyd wtf do you wantALT: Boyd wtf do you want 150
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sunday scaries + this game = stomach falling out of my ass. Vamos Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 140
Reposted by JValorie 🐈⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Just reminding people that this pic of the moon exists 181
J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Albanese gummy bears for breakfast, lunch, and dinner . What of it ?static.klipy.comRed Gummy Bear WalkingALT: Red Gummy Bear Walking 130
Reposted by JScary Macy ⚔️🦇 @macydaisy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m absolutely losing it over this photoshoot of Willem Dafoe. 1411511