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@honorthesafeword.bsky.social
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Man City⚽ 🇲🇽. Horror. True Crime. 🌈ally. BLM. 🇵🇸. Science = cool af. 🎮 A bit. Available for trivia nights and carne asada cookouts. Navigating twin toddler world with my roommate 💍

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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#NW
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𝕺𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝕱𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆 @incision.site · 23/08/2026
i made sloppy joe but realized i didn't have bread so I added in some leftover fettuccine and it's kinda great. I've decided to call it Fetty Slop.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Meanwhile in Illinois. Vote blue.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me watching Trump brag about new White House granite installation meanwhile we're either paying for groceries in installments, or our buttholes are working overtime due to foodborne outbreak xyz.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lou Lou Who lookin ass
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think a quickie in the Spirit Halloween bathroom is just the thing I need.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Google maps search : polish sausages near me
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
10 Non-Horror Movies To Get To Know Me A Night at the Roxbury Heat Snake Eyes (1998) The Fugitive The Firm The Fifth Element The Other Guys Coming to America Three Kings Mystic River
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🖤
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Queens 🔥🔥
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pisco Scours in the dark >>>
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Best Bond villain, wrong answers only
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Team Rocket: Prepare for Trouble, Make it Double
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Use a GIF, video, or pic to share how you’re feeling today
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I'm Good Actually Meme
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Merry Thursday of Thirst, cheers y'all ✌️
Tired mug with boob lamp
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you, Michigan. I love you from the bottom of my heart!
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Microsoft teams showing a preview of what will hopefully be a swell day. ✌️
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A formidable opponent. They'll tell stories about this encounter for centuries to come.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wife: Dude you're like the only one eating lettuce right now.
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Sassy Girl Says 'Yeah... I Know'
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Make a board game dirty Hung man A stretch but 🤷
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The goal: find a planner for work that isn't too extra. The candidates:
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A firm throat grasp would heal me.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't remember this much bo at the mall jfc.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 01/08/2026
FIFA just proved that boycotts work.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Couldn't be any more tapped out.
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DesTROY McClure 🧟‍♂️ @trozen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Don’t ever under any circumstances let the dipshits win. This app is full of them and I say fuck em. #AdviceAfter1AM
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive
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Marisa Tomei as Aunt May on Red Couch
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bombed at the box office but grossed $1B in my heart♥️
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#NW
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me: mind cooking some soy chorizo so I can hook up the chilaquiles when I get home? Spouse: sure, how much? Me: what size do we have? The one-hander or the two-hander?? Spouse: one hander. Me: Make all of it.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#NW
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me 5 minutes after agreeing to watch the 10pm Odyssey showing with my brother.
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Champoy Doc Rivers Confused Blink
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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A Night At The Roxbury A Night At The Roxbury Movie
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sometimes you just gotta block insufferable bitches.
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The result made up for the game cutting into our daily 5 o'clock dinner.
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Or Back to the Future II
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Jenna @navithefairy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
COYS (Come on you Spaniards)
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Seated 🔥 #NW
Evil Dead Burn
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#NW
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sold @glorbis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the only fruit salad I feel safe eating rn
A bag of haribo fruit salad gummies
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Detach with love. 🧠🫶
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dear Norway, Avenge us. Sincerely, 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
when you’ve just seen mitch mcconnell
Haley Joel Osment in the Sixth Sense
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Them: "most of the calories are in the salad dressing you know.." Me:
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Boyd wtf do you want
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gutted
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sunday scaries + this game = stomach falling out of my ass. Vamos Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
On today's project meeting agenda, bunions.
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Just reminding people that this pic of the moon exists
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J @honorthesafeword.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Albanese gummy bears for breakfast, lunch, and dinner . What of it ?
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Red Gummy Bear Walking
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Scary Macy ⚔️🦇 @macydaisy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m absolutely losing it over this photoshoot of Willem Dafoe.
I don’t even know man Willem Dafoe is like halfway behind a mirror I think and slightly squatting with his hands up in fashionable clothing.Willem Dafoe in a yellow long sleeve shirt, polka dot pants, and small black sunglasses sitting in a deep squat with his fingers over his lips. Deep stuff.
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