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Homer Junior 🍩

@homerjrband.bsky.social
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DI-Cry Punx, Dad Jokes and Donuts 🍩 homerjrband.bandcamp.com

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/04/2026
wind has blown my hat off my head twice in the last two days. hands to my head, whoopsie expression on my face, the whole deal. undignified
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who up Shroving they Tuesday?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'd say boo to a goose idgaf
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/01/2026
swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
Disney Captain Hook
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Remember every year could be your year if you try hard and believe in yourself Which is exactly why it hasn't been and won't be next year
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How about you be jamiroquiet
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The worst hi-hat sound I've ever heard is in Love Actually
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yeah I've heard of getting into the Xmas spirit but have you heard of getting some mates?
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Who up shittin they posts?
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
In lieu of posting about band things while we're having another little pause for Homer JrJrJrJrJrJr I'd like to share that I made a pretty good Dahl for tea and might have a bit left for lunch tomorrow #bigthingscoming
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Pretty much our live sets
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Forgot to post about our next show on here but it's sold out anyway so tough tits! Spunge are playing too btw
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
We're doing the soundtrack, heard it here first
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Ripperfest tomorrow with all the mates, going to be shredding non stop bangers (until 18:55 when our set finishes)
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Unhappy about how much tube drivers get paid compared to nurses? Wait until you find out how much bankers get paid for not contributing to society.
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Not to be dramatic or anything, but being out in the car, sat in in traffic, in the rain, in the dark made me think about how summer has ended and I felt the crushing weight of a thousand sadnesses
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
First home town show this year and first in over a year 🤘🤘🤘
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I can't bring sexy back, I lost the receipt 😞
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/08/2025
thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Piss fully boiled with work and it's mishandling of a restructure and now I'm going into the weekend where it's my kid's birthday and friends/family are going to be asking what's going on with work and I just wanna have a nice time ffs
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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Keff 🍊 @kefyor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Every UK petition is like this
Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this".
Government responded: "No."
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Threatening Music Notation @musicnotation.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh that will not be a problem
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Fantastic what now?
Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite

It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

(Picture of the Fantastic Four.)
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
It was on offer for £3.75 yesterday and I'm being made redundant so I just bought some and ate the lot
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
They should rename 28 Years Later to 28 Quid Down the Shitter
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I'm the only one stood in the sunshine at the train station, convinced I'm surrounded by vampires
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Ice cream vans should drive round at night time after the kids have gone to bed! Send a little dealer style text letting you know they're here instead of putting the music on 🍦
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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nelly was nervous @nellywasnervous.com · 19/06/2025
it's so funny (read: awful) to have stuff getting better in your personal life and so so so much worse on a macro scale
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Yeah organising practice is going well thanks, why'd you ask?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
What he said... ✊ Rage against the machine
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NO KINGS INCLUDES KINGS OF LEON!!!!!
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Overheard my family discussing swapping out meatballs for falafels for my dinner sometime this week because it's veggie innit! Spaghetti + falafels in a tomato sauce DELISH
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
NOT NOW crushing weight of ✨ EVERYTHING ✨
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Last night in Stroud was fun and I had a lovely bowl of ramen. 10/10
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a man is sitting at a diner table with a menu in the background
ALT: a man is sitting at a diner table with a menu in the background
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Lots of people said at the show on Sunday that we were very good and that we needed to be less self deprecating so naturally I will be ignoring all of that
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
That new arms length record is album of the year btw. No need for anything else.
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
tell you what, it would be great if I could be a little less aware of my mental health for a week ffs
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Cosmic Horror Daily 💫👻 @cosmic46.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Babe wake up, new best ska cover just dropped 🏁💖🎉 (if you’re not following Skatune Network yet, this is your sign!)
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Angry Beavers (Theme Song) SKA COVER
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Big fan of the person wearing a Cantona shirt to the new pope's gaff
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I have many bug bears about life, but ordering a burrito in a line full of burrito civilians is up there
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Why doesn't aperol spritz taste like irn bru? And other major fuck ups from history
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KRISTY @5atthedoor.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i wanna interview #diy rappers if youre a rapper get in my gd dms
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Back from practice. Still got (some of) it.
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Homer Junior 🍩 @homerjrband.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Has anyone made a joke about the Pope being a former bouncer and now that Jesus is back it's just the 1 in/1 out rule coming into play or have I got to think of everything round here?
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Pardon Us @pardonus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Look at this ridiculously stacked show we're playing in Kingston next month! See you there, eh? #punk #MusicSky 🎸
Poster for an excellent punk rock show at the Fighting Cocks in Kinsgton-upon-Thames, featuring Pardon Us, along with Harker, Downcast, Our Lives In Cinema, Everyone Lies, Character Actors, Tape It Shut, Homer Junior, and the legendary Babar Luck. It's on Sunday the 18th of May, and is £7 advance, or £12 on the door. Good, eh?
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