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Holy Guacamole!

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Just here to vent and opine. I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all. PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.

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Democrats @democrats.org · 26/03/2026
Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on: March 5 March 11 March 12 March 18 March 19 (x2) March 21 March 23 March 25 Republicans blocked TSA funding. Every. Single. Time.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yes, interrupt whatever I may be doing! www.instagram.com/p/DVjDER9Dlg...
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
An estranged friend who's a Marine veteran and has been 100% MAGA reached out to me today to apologize for things he's said to me on Facebook in recent years. I sense the beginning of a wall falling down. You've pissed off the veterans, Donald. Bad, bad move, dude.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
They call it the SAVE America Act. But look closer — it’s just another piece of the Project 2025 blueprint: centralize power, control voter access, and move election oversight to Washington. When politicians start rewriting the rules of voting… they’re usually trying to win without voters.
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Secular Coalition for America @secularcoalition.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In this article, Rep. Jared Huffman discusses his identity as a nonreligious person in Congress and the work the Congressional Freethought Caucus is doing to address the rising trend of Christian nationalism in politics. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Trump is waging a holy war in Iran. A Marin congressman is fighting one at home
The House's only openly nonbelieving member says President Donald Trump is trying to reconfigure the country as a Christian state.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ever since I first heard this theory in college 40 years ago, it has haunted me. Someone once told me democracies only last around 200 years. We made 249 or so. I didn't know then, but it's called the Tytler Cycle.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fuck Trump to hell and back. bnonews.com/index.php/20...
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U.S. military refueling plane crashes in Iraq; 6 on board
A U.S. military KC-135 refueling plane has crashed in western Iraq in an incident involving two aircraft, according to the Pentagon. Six crew members were on board, but there was no immediate word on ...
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Time to memorize your license plate number again and know if you're an odd or an even. I see the gas lines of the late 1970s coming again.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Imagine spending thousands of $$ on a new face to please Donald Trump, then getting your ass fired by him while you're onstage giving a speech. You literally can't look at yourSELF in the mirror after that.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Can Congress please surprise Trump and Vance on Monday morning with articles of impeachment just like he surprised them with bombing Iran after not telling them in advance?
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Some extra thuggery at the State of the Union last night that hasn't gotten the attention it needs. Damn them all to hell. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...
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Ilhan Omar Condemns Arrest of State of the Union Guest
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
God sees you, Marco. He's not happy with what you did with your soul.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Take note that this administration wants to legislate your religion.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
For the lart time, I implore every Democrat in Congress to be at the SOTU tonight. Boycotting will have no effect on Trump. Turning on him in the moment will. Epstein and Trump survivors will be there. So will survivors of ICE's thugs. Democrats can't show up? For shame.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Not one single person in this administration has the slightest concept of what public service means. Karh Patel thinks it means an unlimited expense account to be used any way he chooses.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Rupert Murdoch have done more harm to America than all the other immigrants combined.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I just realized that #Andrew was arrested on his birthday. Well, that's going to be a special memory...
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The State of the Union speech next week is going to be off the rails. Every American needs to watch and every member of Congress must attend. We may be watching the collapse of the Trump regime in real time. P.S. Make sure his airplanes aren't operating. He may make a run for it.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
CBS' attempt to silence James Talarico and Stephen Colbert failed and instead served to amplify his voice. This atheist disagrees with his take on Christianity getting people to treat others well, but he is a good person who needs to win his race. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social Under no circumstances should any of you boycott the State of the Union. Trump is coming into YOUR territory. You need to be there, call out his lies in real time, then go to work the next morning and do the job you were elected to do.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
@bera.house.gov Under no circumstances should you boycott the SOTU speech. Congress is YOUR territory, not Trump's. Don't cede it to him. Go to the speech, call out the lies in real time, then show up to work the next morning and DO YOUR JOB.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We need to finish dealing with the Epstein files, because in a couple of years we're going to have to devote all our energy to the Trump files and the criminals who have benefited from the grift in this administration. Epstein will likely wipe out quite a few of them proactively.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think "Kid Rock makes music for people who..." jokes are going to be the new "You might be a redneck."
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Trump complaining that "nobody understands what this guy is saying" re Bad Bunny's halftime show is hilarious. That's exactly what the world leaders at the World Economic Forum in Davos were saying about Trump's speech there.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Say their names, too. Let EVERYONE know their names.
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LastThird @lastthird.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"The population of CBP agents and officers who have been arrested would make it roughly the nation’s fourth largest police department — equal to the size of the entire Philadelphia police."
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Has anyone ever heard of somebody who actually worked with Jeffrey Epstein in a business sense, because I sure haven't. As far as I've seen, everyone connected to Epstein is connected socially (and I use that term loosely). His business literally WAS sex trafficking.
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SCARES into your soulpatch @snaxbz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Opposite vibes but similar head space: bsky.app/profile/oliv...
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The propaganda machine is alive and well, I see. 🤮
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is hilarious. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/m...
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LA Metro relocates buses with 'Melania' documentary ad over vandalism concerns
Metro officials said they've seen "significant vandalism" on the movie posters at bus stops.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yes, I know they wouldn't comply, but can't DHS be subpoenaed for a list of their agents? These people need to be outed.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@murray.senate.gov Can someone answer this question for me? If there's a multi-billion dollar slush fund that will keep ICE running whether the Senate passes the funding bill or not, WHY is there any funding for DHS in the bill at all?
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@duckworth.senate.gov @adamschiff.com @judiciarydems.senate.gov Can someone answer this question for me? If there's a multi-billion dollar slush fund that will keep ICE running whether the Senate passes the funding bill or not, WHY is there any funding for DHS in that bill at all??
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Once again, this guy does a good job of explaining how the MAGA cult behavior works. www.instagram.com/reel/DTuElKU...
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epistemiccrisis on Instagram: "#maga #trump #healthView all 606 comments"
#maga #trump #health
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I feel like National Guard troops should be stationed at airports. This is getting very close to the point of perpetrators fleeing the country. Bondi, Patel, Noem, Bovino, and all the way up to Trump and Vance are teetering perilously close to the edge.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Oust them from Minnesota, but send them to prison along with their bosses who enabled this. I'm feeling a white-hot rage right now.
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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
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Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
They claim no one in Davos knows who Newsom is, yet Trump brought him up in his speech at the World Economic Forum yesterday. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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California Governor Newsom says White House blocked his Davos event - BBC News
The California governor, whose state has the fourth largest global economy, said the event was cancelled just before it was set to begin.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You know how Grandpa starts giving away money to fake charities, sends $50K in Walmart gift cards to bail his "grandson" out of jail, and hits the curb a lot when he's driving? We take away the keys, the access to bank accounts, and save him from himself. We're at that point in this country.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@gtconway.bsky.social Screw the Goldwater Rule. This guy is spot-on. www.instagram.com/reel/DTsjnrT...
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@epistemiccrisis on Instagram: "#maga #trump #health"
24K likes, 519 comments - epistemiccrisis on January 19, 2026: "#maga #trump #health".
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Who made the decision to show Trump and his demon spawn in the middle of the national anthem??
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The country has lost one of its worst MAGA shitheels. My day is not affected in any way whatsoever. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/a...
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Scott Adams, Audacious Creator of the ‘Dilbert’ Comic Strip, Dies at 68
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I talked to my son last night and he told me about the bottles he's saving for the day we hear Trump's dead. It brightened my day immensely and gave me something to look forward to. Today I'm going champagne shopping.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Is there a limit to how many times you can watch ICE falling on ICE?
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
A thought: Has anyone ever heard of Trump or his family making charitable donations to make anyone's lives better? Yeah, neither have I. Seems telling.
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