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Holy Guacamole!

@holeeguacamole.bsky.social
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Just here to vent and opine. I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all. PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.

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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is horrific. My uncle, a WWII veteran of both the Air Force and the Coast Guard and a big burly guy too had breast cancer. Shame on the administration -- again.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I guess that now it's not at 50,000 we can get back to talking about the Epstein Files.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The man has dementia, and as anyone who's dealt with a family member afflicted by the disease, they know our job is to live in the world they creat.. He doesn't know he's been played, because in his mind he's winning. We can't live in his world, though, as he has the power to destroy the real one.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Beowulf is a great tale. Well worth reading at any age.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Trump is going to have everyone who's a citizen?" What the fuck is she even saying?
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Screenshot of TMZ asking viewers to send them photos of any member of Congress spotted taking a vacation over their Easter break.

Show the American people what Congress is doing instead of working.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I did him one better. I don't watch the games AND I don't fill out brackets
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Proof positive that these idiots are trained seals who'll applaud anything a Republican says.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
JFC. No one needs Al Gore in office again, even if it was a joke.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Gore sure loves to listen to himself talk. This episode was a DNF for me, especially when he said he would not equate Trump to Hitler.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is the way to do it. Just calmly list what the Dems have done and, and show how the Rs blocked it. Share this far and wide.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 26/03/2026
Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on: March 5 March 11 March 12 March 18 March 19 (x2) March 21 March 23 March 25 Republicans blocked TSA funding. Every. Single. Time.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"The nation" has no power to do so. Our cowardly representatives have the power and refuse to use it.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Send a one dollar bill to that MAGA five-year-old in your family. Everyone knows at least one.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I drove across Colorado's Rocky mountains today. There is virtually no snow, and all the ski resorts are closed or about to. March used to be when the heaviest snows hit Colorado, and spring break skiing was busy. This is Vail today. It looks like late May or June.
Photo of Vail ski mountain with virtually no snow left on it
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I receive YouGov surveys, and about once a month I get asked if I think these companies care about keeping kids safe on their platforms (No), if I think Google, Meta, etc. are "on the parents' side," (No), and have I seen ads talking about how they're doing a great job (No). They're nervous.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Well, looky here! It's another crack in the wall. I can hear the MAGA movement creaking and starting to tilt...
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He was a piece of shit before dementia. FTD is just magnifying it. Unfortunately, he has the power to destroy the world in spite of his dementia, so I don't sympathize. I hope he chokes on a Big Mac this week.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'd lean more toward "ethnic cleansing," but either way I hope to live long enough to see him sent to prison for the rest of his life.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The dementia's dementing hard here.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I think guys with big guns riffling through my underwear to tke away my nail file is a swell idea. 🙄
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Frontotemporal dementia patients lose their ability to swallow passively when too much saliva accumulates in their mouth. That's why you often hear him make slurping noises when he's talking and see the spit flying. The good news is he'll likely aspirate something soon and die.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Like they'd have the slightest idea who he is. "Mr. Crawford, thank you for holding firm and not paying us." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When my mom had dementia, she created a new husband in her mind after my dad died. She even acted out both sides of phone calls with him, using her voice for herself and a gruff voice for him. Just saying...
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fortunately, his lawyers will get a big chunk of that money, and I'd rather they get it than that shitheel.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Appeasing the Dementia Patient Award
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Someone needs to just hit this idiot with a pie every time he opens his mouth.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We're actually going to pick nits here?
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Is "West Bank" too many syllables for these people? Jeez, Tennessee, you're in a dead heat with Flurida for Dumbest State.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What about best buddies?
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yes! An L.A. jury is on Day 8 of deliberations on the same subject. It shouldn't take that long, nor be in the hands of people who can't figure this out.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I pledge $100 to the first person to pants an ICE agent at the airport and $1,000 for a nut shot.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"For my safety and the safety of others, I request a trained TSA agent to verify my information." Repeat it again and again.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Biden's crime was visibly slowing down and sounding old. Trump's meds and his sundowning keep him moving faster, and he doesn't sound as elderly. (Never mind that what comes out of his mouth is incoherent garbage.)
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Jeez, I don't know how you watch her. That voice feels like walking on broken glass.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I wonder if Dems started pointing out that Trump has never tithed a dime in his life, then that would catch their attention. He clearly has no belief in religion, but if they realize he's also not coughing up the moolah, then maybe that would get them bent.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I would absolutely pay good money for a physical newspaper again if there was one I could trust.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just laugh at him and say, "Try it, old man." These people need to be challenged in the moment and humiliated in real time.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm flying on Saturday. I'm going to bring a Cava bag if it kills me.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Three Grand Soups." Lists four soups. That is indeed grand.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm just happy to see the Padres losing. 😂
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I used to worry about our future because MAGA families are cranking out babies at a far greater rate than people with functioning brains, and I was afraid we'd never get rid of the MAGA mindset. Now, though, they're just killing off their own kind, so maybe it won't be a problem.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They will. This is kind of normal for our primaries. People hang on until the bitter end. It'll probably be Eric Swallwell and Katie Porter -- one from NorCal, and one from SoCal.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Put the lie to" means you're proving something to be false. I'd say these people had their unique experiences, but it hardly puts the lie to the Frontier story.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Reporter: Sir, you may have known him a 'Shorty,' 'PeeWee,' 'Nubbin,' or just 'That Little Turd.' Trump: Oh...THAT guy.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This man has an Econ degree. Wharton has a lot of 'splaining to do.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"I loved waiting in gas lines for hours on end!" -- No one, ever
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
NATO says "nah."
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Imagine being proud to support a party and a president whose main goal is cruelty. MAGA is a cult.
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