aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*alice in chains voice* “we are the plants in the box” 040
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026guy who just came and doesn’t yet know about refractory periods: “i think i’m asexual now.” 040
Reposted by aspartame angeljacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026travis tritt uses midi banjos 042
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026every time life gets tough, i remember the wise words in this video 010
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026from now on when i want to see someone’s feet, i’m saying this: 030
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026from now on whenever i want someone to spill the tea i’m saying this 020
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026DID YOU KNOW? The first and middle initials in J.M. Smucker’s name stand for Jersey Mike’s! Wow!! 020
Reposted by aspartame angeljacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 03/08/2026*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts* martin scorsese my fartin score crazy 031
Reposted by aspartame angelShano @shano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...youtu.beGnarly Desk 5: Afterlife CrisisYouTube video by The Gnarled String 052
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 02/08/2026girl why would you take him back to texas when you know his ex is there??? you deserve this 030
Reposted by aspartame angelacabby @gapgoblin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026call my girl a hemi cause when she let me see her double chambers i’m combustin 051
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i won’t stop playing astronaut in the ocean when me and ambyr are in the car, and between the pigeon forge traffic and that song, i think she may finally kill me 161
Reposted by aspartame angeljacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i am freshly grinding peppers you've never even heard of the color of in my spare time 071
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026unsuccessfully trying to lift up my friend with just two fingers: “wet as a whistle, dry as a bone, wet as a whistle, dry as a bone” 030
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026me, mad as hell, arms crossed, through my interpreter: NO 😠 030
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026out of work orchestra conductor who loiters around band practices and tries to direct the band 040
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/06/2026if a couple of things in my life had gone a little differently, i may have become steve1989mre 020
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 18/06/2026ever since i was a child, i always dreamed of following up on service now tickets for provisioning mission critical tool access 020
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 13/06/2026BREAKING: Beloved dog mascot, Snoopy, CANCELED due to horrific wardrobe malfunction! 623116
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/06/2026it took me an hour to make this stupid little joke because every basic editing app is now a capitalist hellscape so you all better enjoy this 070
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“okay, now this place has the JUICE!!!” and it’s the lamest bluesky post you’ve ever seen 030
Reposted by aspartame angeljacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026i keep seeing this band called TBA everywhere i think they're gonna be huge 2142
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 05/06/2026DO NOT GET THE STEAKUM’S HIBACHI FOOD TRUCK, YOU WILL VOMIT FROM THE EXCESS OIL!!!!! 030
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i’m finding out why la colors nail polish is so affordable 030
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 16/05/2026from the makers of “splatted out slant boys poppin’ pussy on the parkway” comes “nothin’ beats bustin’ with your boys at the blackjack table” 040
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/05/2026me and all of my friends in our sleeping bags in a 10 person coleman tent in two weeks 040
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 04/05/2026my called shot: if rudy giuliani dies tonight then dems will be like, “we can’t forget what america’s mayor did for us during 9/11!” but republicans will be like “uh, we can’t forget the irreparable damage he did to the trump presidencies!” 030
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 02/05/2026why is it the people who make fleetwood mac boho coffee chic noah kahan soft living hopeless romantic posting their whole personality are also the most evil people in the world? 041
Reposted by aspartame angelShano @shano.bsky.social · 15/04/2026My guitar player stage presence philosophy is to always look like you are in pain and about to pass out. This is easy for me because I’m always in pain and about to pass out. 083
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 26/03/2026sometimes when i’m carrying groceries up the stairs to my apartment i feel like an ant 040
aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 26/03/2026irish pub restroom doors that say lady and laddy 030
Reposted by aspartame angelgene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Candies are the toys of the mouth 🍭🤔🧸👅 021
