Shano @shano.bsky.social · 2hIf you want to know what’s wrong with me, I owned Prince’s 1999 at a very young age. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 5hNormalize fucking up the guitar parts up on album versions of your songs. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 13hHey nerds, recommend a site to purchase a domain that I can point to an existing URL without upgrading to a site I don’t want because if I purchase a domain and have to pay extra to use it I WILL BURN THE INTERNET TO THE GROUND! 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SI is Sports Illustrated. If you want to let Sports Illustrated run your country/business/life then go for it. I’ll see you in the swimsuit issue. 001
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look, I can’t help it if I’m better at listening to music than you are. Sorry. 120
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There’s a real solid chance that Ratt is better than your favorite band. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s funny to see guitar nerds argue about fixing the single coil buzz problem. Friends, a little buzz ain’t ever a problem. 221
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shout out to dudes wearing bandannas* around their necks in the year 2026. You look like old times train conductors. Trains are cool. Never stop ya weirdos. (* Handkerchiefs?) 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026After what felt like several days watching Supergirl, my girlfirend asked, "Is she ever going to put the Supergirl costume on?" letterboxd.com/theshannonsm...letterboxd.comA ★★ review of Supergirl (2026)If most of the plot of your super hero movie is devoted to providing reasons why the super hero has no powers, maybe you didn't want to make a super hero movie. If most of the run time of your movie i... 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Met The Sun a year ago today. Wishing her the best always wherever she is. 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look. My favorite songwriters right now are probably K. Flay and Jessie Murph and I don’t even know if they write their own songs. IDGAFstatic.klipy.comI Don't Know What To Tell You Bud - I Think You Should LeaveALT: I Don't Know What To Tell You Bud - I Think You Should Leave 020
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've been living in Tracey Ullman's world for most of my life, and this might sound like crazy talk, but I don't think her character is a possitive addition to the current season of Ted Lasso. Dang ol' cousin Oliver. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On behalf of everyone that has ever liived, if you put return receitps on your emails, we hate you. We all hate you. We want bad things to happen to you. You should stop. Have a great day! 110
Reposted by ShanoMike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Always liked this (now nearly 20 years old -- eep) post of mine, based around the cover gimmick for the AVENGERS: EARTH 'S MIGHTIEST HEROES II mini-series. www.progressiveruin.com/2007/04/21/t...progressiveruin.comThe font of wisdom. – Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin 0163
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don’t know if Ritchie Blackmore rocking out in sweatpants, knee socks and sneakers is the least metal thing ever or the most metal thing ever. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026TV Hal Jordan is basically a Charlie Day character.static.klipy.comMe and bro finding outALT: Me and bro finding out 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yeah, it’s gonna be a no from me on any news about “midterm conventions” dawg. 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’d like to see manic dream persons bring back leg warmers. It’s time. 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m sure the US allowing Saudi Arabia to start a nuclear program in July and Iran attacking Saudi Arabia in September is fine. Nothing to worry about there. Trump’s hair though OMG LOL! 030
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dear that guy in the TV commercials that runs Burger King or whatever, I got the Dragon Ball Power Up Pack but the restaurant didn’t have the collector’s cup, the Dragon Ball Burst Lemonade or the Super Saiyan sauce. Please DM me for my physical address for delivery. 020
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I long for the days of my youth * when the YouTube app worked and I could upload videos. (* A week ago.) 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love Halloween so much that I Psycho’d my foot this morning. Fun! 230
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The more I listen to Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart I think, maybe those guys didn’t even like music. 110
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Real quick. Someone give me $100,000 so I can stop working for a couple of years and learn how to play piano. Thanks! 020
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Guys. I know it’s hot as fuck. But flannel weather is within reach. We’re gonna make it. Hang in there. 100
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just because I apologize doesn’t mean I’m guilty. I’m sorry about all kinds of things that I didn’t have anything to do with and possibly never happened. I feel bad about almost everything that has ever happened in human history. There is almost nothing I can’t be sad about. I hope you’re happy. 000
Reposted by ShanoRev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hey guys I’m still out here making comics about mayonnaise for the people. The only thing I care about is the liberation of everyday life. And low cost condiments. Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/car... 415757
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In hell, sometimes you start typing some numbers but the caps lock didn’t stay locked so your numbers don’t get typed. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I wanna post all the pictures and videos from the show last night but I’m real tired so if everyone could just come over and pass my phone around that would be great. 050
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh, house show and hot dog cookout TODAY at my house with 5 of SWVA’s best bands. C’mon over. Park in the yard. Party in the back. 040
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This Star Wars The Ninth Jedi show is almost exactly what I’ve wanted from Star Wars on television my whole life.* (* I want an anime style adaptation of the 70s/80s Marvel Star Wars comics. Kiro forever!) 020
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One of the secrets of my success is that I’m eyes wide open staring into the void from about 2 AM until 5:30 AM every morning. 100
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hitler entered new tickets with the service desk on Friday afternoons. 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Maybe once every few generations or centuries, a handful of specimens of the human race transcend their limits of primate nature and achieve something truly profound. A glimpse of the divine. Art. 040
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I will never die but, hypothetically, if I ever go missing, my farewell note will read, “SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH”. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Philosophy’s a dang ol’ cereal box religion I’ll tell you what. 000
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 22/08/2026NGL, still pretty pissed that Bamm-Bamm Rubble didn’t have his super powers anymore when he grew up. Bunch bullshit honestly. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s wild how just saying things out loud that EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THIS EARTH sees every day has made Jon Ossoff super saiyan Democrat savior supreme. The amazing power of saying obvious shit out loud y’all. 100
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The world is a hellscape that will only improve when all the con men, dictators and oligarchs are destroyed and none of us will get out alive but also, it’s Hello Kitty wearing a Godzilla. 160
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026From 1900 to 2000 there were three generations. From 2000 to 2026 there are three generations. Everything is stupid and wrong and everyone should be embarrassed. 010
Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Both things can be true. That Green Lantern show can have absolutely nothing to do with the comics AND it can be dumber than shit. 020