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Shano

@shano.bsky.social
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Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Folk hero. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him

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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 2h
If you want to know what’s wrong with me, I owned Prince’s 1999 at a very young age.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 5h
Normalize fucking up the guitar parts up on album versions of your songs.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 13h
Hey nerds, recommend a site to purchase a domain that I can point to an existing URL without upgrading to a site I don’t want because if I purchase a domain and have to pay extra to use it I WILL BURN THE INTERNET TO THE GROUND!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SI is Sports Illustrated. If you want to let Sports Illustrated run your country/business/life then go for it. I’ll see you in the swimsuit issue.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As always, Space X eat a bag of dicks.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y’all really watching a three hour movie? Twice?
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, I can’t help it if I’m better at listening to music than you are. Sorry.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s a real solid chance that Ratt is better than your favorite band.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s funny to see guitar nerds argue about fixing the single coil buzz problem. Friends, a little buzz ain’t ever a problem.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shout out to dudes wearing bandannas* around their necks in the year 2026. You look like old times train conductors. Trains are cool. Never stop ya weirdos. (* Handkerchiefs?)
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After what felt like several days watching Supergirl, my girlfirend asked, "Is she ever going to put the Supergirl costume on?" letterboxd.com/theshannonsm...
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A ★★ review of Supergirl (2026)
If most of the plot of your super hero movie is devoted to providing reasons why the super hero has no powers, maybe you didn't want to make a super hero movie. If most of the run time of your movie i...
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Met The Sun a year ago today. Wishing her the best always wherever she is.
The Sun and Booger the cat.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look. My favorite songwriters right now are probably K. Flay and Jessie Murph and I don’t even know if they write their own songs. IDGAF
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I Don't Know What To Tell You Bud - I Think You Should Leave
ALT: I Don't Know What To Tell You Bud - I Think You Should Leave
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been living in Tracey Ullman's world for most of my life, and this might sound like crazy talk, but I don't think her character is a possitive addition to the current season of Ted Lasso. Dang ol' cousin Oliver.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On behalf of everyone that has ever liived, if you put return receitps on your emails, we hate you. We all hate you. We want bad things to happen to you. You should stop. Have a great day!
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Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always liked this (now nearly 20 years old -- eep) post of mine, based around the cover gimmick for the AVENGERS: EARTH 'S MIGHTIEST HEROES II mini-series. www.progressiveruin.com/2007/04/21/t...
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The font of wisdom. – Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t know if Ritchie Blackmore rocking out in sweatpants, knee socks and sneakers is the least metal thing ever or the most metal thing ever.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t know how to hear any more about AI.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TV Hal Jordan is basically a Charlie Day character.
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Me and bro finding out
ALT: Me and bro finding out
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Generations aren’t real.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, it’s gonna be a no from me on any news about “midterm conventions” dawg.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d like to see manic dream persons bring back leg warmers. It’s time.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m sure the US allowing Saudi Arabia to start a nuclear program in July and Iran attacking Saudi Arabia in September is fine. Nothing to worry about there. Trump’s hair though OMG LOL!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dear that guy in the TV commercials that runs Burger King or whatever, I got the Dragon Ball Power Up Pack but the restaurant didn’t have the collector’s cup, the Dragon Ball Burst Lemonade or the Super Saiyan sauce. Please DM me for my physical address for delivery.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guys. That Nathan Fielder movie. I’m not ready.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I long for the days of my youth * when the YouTube app worked and I could upload videos. (* A week ago.)
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Shannon doesn’t jump. Shano the Volcano? He jumps.” -Ms. J
Normal adult shit.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love Halloween so much that I Psycho’d my foot this morning. Fun!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The more I listen to Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart I think, maybe those guys didn’t even like music.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Real quick. Someone give me $100,000 so I can stop working for a couple of years and learn how to play piano. Thanks!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guys. I know it’s hot as fuck. But flannel weather is within reach. We’re gonna make it. Hang in there.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just because I apologize doesn’t mean I’m guilty. I’m sorry about all kinds of things that I didn’t have anything to do with and possibly never happened. I feel bad about almost everything that has ever happened in human history. There is almost nothing I can’t be sad about. I hope you’re happy.
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey guys I’m still out here making comics about mayonnaise for the people. The only thing I care about is the liberation of everyday life. And low cost condiments. Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In hell, sometimes you start typing some numbers but the caps lock didn’t stay locked so your numbers don’t get typed.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I guess you could say I’m a bit of a health nut.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wanna post all the pictures and videos from the show last night but I’m real tired so if everyone could just come over and pass my phone around that would be great.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh, house show and hot dog cookout TODAY at my house with 5 of SWVA’s best bands. C’mon over. Park in the yard. Party in the back.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This Star Wars The Ninth Jedi show is almost exactly what I’ve wanted from Star Wars on television my whole life.* (* I want an anime style adaptation of the 70s/80s Marvel Star Wars comics. Kiro forever!)
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the secrets of my success is that I’m eyes wide open staring into the void from about 2 AM until 5:30 AM every morning.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hitler entered new tickets with the service desk on Friday afternoons.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Maybe once every few generations or centuries, a handful of specimens of the human race transcend their limits of primate nature and achieve something truly profound. A glimpse of the divine. Art.
It’s art.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is this the rapture? Sonovabitch.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I will never die but, hypothetically, if I ever go missing, my farewell note will read, “SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH”.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Philosophy’s a dang ol’ cereal box religion I’ll tell you what.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
NGL, still pretty pissed that Bamm-Bamm Rubble didn’t have his super powers anymore when he grew up. Bunch bullshit honestly.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s wild how just saying things out loud that EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THIS EARTH sees every day has made Jon Ossoff super saiyan Democrat savior supreme. The amazing power of saying obvious shit out loud y’all.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The world is a hellscape that will only improve when all the con men, dictators and oligarchs are destroyed and none of us will get out alive but also, it’s Hello Kitty wearing a Godzilla.
It’s Hello Kitty. She wears Godzilla’s flesh.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
From 1900 to 2000 there were three generations. From 2000 to 2026 there are three generations. Everything is stupid and wrong and everyone should be embarrassed.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Both things can be true. That Green Lantern show can have absolutely nothing to do with the comics AND it can be dumber than shit.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Living in a dang ol’ deer sanctuary over here.
It’s a picture of a bunch of dang ol’ deers.
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