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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i would drive a molten hot fire poker into my asshole on national television before i willingly watched a new johnny depp picture

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

conceal carry pepper grinder

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Had to interact with a child that I can only describe as a cerebral terrorist today. Kid could have done wonders in gitmo

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

whose boots has your tongue been under

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

nature fact ™️: elephants are cool

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i heard they're calling her greta grrrrwig on account of that big lion

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my whole childhood i thought they used horse hooves to make glue. it blew my mind when i learned that they mill the horses whole

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i'm also no longer touring with ed sheeran, having finally listened to his music.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kids today need to be a little less pro nouns and a little bit more pro verbs I say as I load the barrel into my mouth

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

damn i straight up don't have a single use outside of my art lol

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

mullets have done irreparable damage to the world

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

travis tritt uses midi banjos

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

for a brief moment i considered never playing outdoor shows again, but instead i will focus that energy towards destroying the sun

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

beautiful women named 20% battery left keep messaging me

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

can't believe we let that nsync guy gaslight us into thinking fatone was pronounced that way

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

WWDD? should be the new mantra of the world going forward. coincidentally, that was also her cup size.

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kate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

words can't describe the loss Appalachians are feeling right now as we say goodbye to our matriarch. may the butterflies guide you to rest sweet Dolly💖🦋

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

at a time when heroes are so few, losing dolly really hurts

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

bread bowl? without arms? fuckin doubt that

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

hello everyone my band put out a new song and i would love if you listened to it dicejail.bandcamp.com/track/caught...

dicejail.bandcamp.com

Caught in the Rot, by Dice Jail

track by Dice Jail

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

bram stoker was actually the name of the dracula

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

anxiously waiting on society to start falling after running off a cliff wile e coyote style all by yourself gorgeous?

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

10 years ago we had dire wolves and now all we have dire rhea

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

many people love the jimothy racoon with the jacked up spine but not me the man with jacked up spine.. thisshows you a lot about society

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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...

youtu.be

Gnarly Desk 5: Afterlife Crisis

YouTube video by The Gnarled String

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts* martin scorsese my fartin score crazy

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

the devil wears a suit and tie and god wears this

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

it's me, the famous graphic designer for ken burns, ben kurns

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

the only time nick fuentes should be on camera is if he's being waterboarded with piss

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

got so many edging on my bono i have to stop and say u 2?

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

i am tickled to learn i share a birthday with jk simmons. what an honor. nothing else happened on that day. just me and jk.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

i am freshly grinding peppers you've never even heard of the color of in my spare time

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

sorry i said "now dig on this, white boy" at your fathers funeral. it was a beautiful servicw

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

two things i wont try because i'm afraid i'll like it too much: 1. cocaine 2. eating out of a trough

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

for years i told people i was immune to poison ivy but in truth i just don't go outdoors much

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

reddit users love saying stupid shit like "file a chargeback."

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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I know them!

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

end orphans? haven't they been through enough?

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

these are my nonbinary cousins simple and clean

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

they say rich people don't experience the same problems us poors do but my family also spent an entire summer trying to turn a shitty pool from green to blue. we are all connected.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

it's crazy that anthony hopkins legal first name is hippity

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

i keep seeing this band called TBA everywhere i think they're gonna be huge

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

for sale: rascal scooter, never rode

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kate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

WATCH THIS me and my friends filmed it I love Screech Boys and @jackalopefun.bsky.social and @soldergoblin.bsky.social youtu.be/u2farQJqjPU?...

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Gnarly Desk 3: Screech Boys

YouTube video by The Gnarled String

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