gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is my body, mind, and spirit giving out from exhaustion or am I getting sick 000
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Singing god gave me you by Blake Shelton to this cold bacon egg and cheese biscuit 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Should I get a finger tattoo in Asheville this weekend y/n 040
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I thought the people on Facebook making a big deal about the number of squirrels in the road were being dramatic but I have been humbled. I hadn’t even made it out of the norton city limits before I saw two of those little idiots frantically crossing among a dozen of their fallen brethren wtf 051
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah deleting Facebook would probably improve my mental health but then I’d miss out on things like this 040
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Be kind because you never know what someone is going through. For example, I fell in love with someone before they disclosed to me that they were a Kevin Gates fan 130
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How I picture Ethan in his bedroom trying to compel me to give up JSN 230
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wish I loved anything as much as a British woman loves being named Gemma 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hanging up signs in my window that say “Help he’s poisoning me” to test the mental fortitude of the teenage wait staff working at Kane Street Smokehouse 140
Reposted by gene parmesanjacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026hello everyone my band put out a new song and i would love if you listened to it dicejail.bandcamp.com/track/caught...dicejail.bandcamp.comCaught in the Rot, by Dice Jailtrack by Dice Jail 143
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Willy and the Poor Boys by Credence Clearwater Revival was to the Vietnam War what The Eminem Show by Eminem was to the Iraq War. Does this make sense 020
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Every push notification I get from The AP is either “Dogs out this Summer! Read the top 10 best hot dog toppings by state” or “New legislation allows ICE agents to legally disfigure anyone who cuts in front of them at Golden Corral” 060
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If I don’t get to eat cilantro safely again soon I’m going to lose my shit 040
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The Lord only gave me five senses and all of them have been under attack since I stepped foot onto The Island at Pigeon Forge 040
Reposted by gene parmesanaspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i won’t stop playing astronaut in the ocean when me and ambyr are in the car, and between the pigeon forge traffic and that song, i think she may finally kill me 161
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It’s just me and my once daily protonix and my twice daily Pepcid and my as-needed tums against the world 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Everyone is older than me except for people who aren’t and they’re all infants 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What do you guys think the Venn diagram of performatively bisexual cis women and male-centered cis women looks like 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Past me: “I can’t wait until I’m older and my brain matures and I can enjoy hobbies consistently and not go through sodoku fixations so intense I dream about it!” 35-year-old me:static.klipy.comKlasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes CigaretteALT: Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026No one knows what it’s like To be the poop man To be the poop man Behind poop eyes 160
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The devil uses the gummy to possess me and then he makes me eat potato chips 070
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Mariska Hargitay is so hot that she might make me a Knicks fan 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Squeezing my needoh watching some 35 year old man eat old MREs in his basement 050
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026What does it mean if my musician boyfriend has never written a song for me but did name his horse in red dead redemption 2 after me 140
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Daily affirmations 💕 • I don’t have a concussion • I don’t have a concussion • I don’t have a concussion 020
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I gotta get outside more a baby squirrel just visited me at the campsite and I remembered how precious life is 050
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If your four most recently watched is weirder than mine seek professional help 8500
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Brittany Broski looks like her name should be Stephanie so much that sometimes I genuinely think of her as Stephanie 060
Reposted by gene parmesanWatch EEK! on Gnarly Desk @hollowedbastion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026CHECK THIS OUT OR EAT MY SHORTS www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR-7...youtube.comGnarly Desk 2: EEK!YouTube video by The Gnarled String 073
Reposted by gene parmesanaspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 02/05/2026why is it the people who make fleetwood mac boho coffee chic noah kahan soft living hopeless romantic posting their whole personality are also the most evil people in the world? 041
Reposted by gene parmesanNate the guy who occasionally voice acts @theamiiboking.bsky.social · 01/05/2026How I imagine this: 151
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Trying to go back to sleep with 1985 by Bowling for Soup stuck in my head 140
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Got to have a goss sesh with my mom todaymedia.tenor.coma picture of a cat with the word yippee written below itALT: a picture of a cat with the word yippee written below it 050
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Me to everyone for the past week: Christian’s having a hard time right now :/ Christian on the dance floor during Pond Digger’s set: 170
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 12/04/2026They turned Justin’s bass up so high it activated both my upper and lower GI tracts 040
Reposted by gene parmesanTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball 140145833490
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I’m going the opposite of nonverbal I’m talking about Tone Loc and how magnets work 040
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Some couples have planned sex others have planned subway sandwiches 030
gene parmesan @ambyrvi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026(To the tune of Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit) Josh Brolin Brolin Brolin Brolin 040
Reposted by gene parmesanaspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 26/03/2026soup is the salad of the sea 🥗🤔🐟 031
