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aspartame angel

@holbrook.bsky.social
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 17h
i just ate 12 quesadillas, dare me to drive?
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 18h
WRONG
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why is it always “plunged into darkness”? why can’t we casually slide into darkness?
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*alice in chains voice* “we are the plants in the box”
plants in a cardboard box. i know a couple are spider plants and there are some flowers too!
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
can you feel it in the AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR, air, air
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
guy who just came and doesn’t yet know about refractory periods: “i think i’m asexual now.”
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Troy Troy Bolton
ALT: Troy Troy Bolton
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but how many gates do they have?
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
losing a friend sucks, i’m sorry alondra.
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
capitalism encourages us to tie our worth to our “usefulness” because that metric incentivizes participation in generating capital for yourself or someone else. its hard to keep in mind but all we have to do is to be who we are & experience this life, anything else is extra. love you bunches buddy ❤️
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
mother teresa could dunk
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
damn did you have to get stitches??
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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
travis tritt uses midi banjos
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hi! first off, thank you for taking the time to do this! second, i am in a very similar boat. do you have any advice on how i can play it off cool after i shit myself?
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shano being the coolest
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
coming soon
princess diana wearing a harvard sweatshirt

what could he mean by this? what does this image have to do with anything?? only time will tell
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
every time life gets tough, i remember the wise words in this video
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
from now on when i want to see someone’s feet, i’m saying this:
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
from now on whenever i want someone to spill the tea i’m saying this
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
mike ditka selling diamonds: da beers
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
DID YOU KNOW? The first and middle initials in J.M. Smucker’s name stand for Jersey Mike’s! Wow!!
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
daddy’s psyche hurts
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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts* martin scorsese my fartin score crazy
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...
youtu.be
Gnarly Desk 5: Afterlife Crisis
YouTube video by The Gnarled String
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if charlie brown actually went grocery shopping he would get home and all of the tomatoes he bought would actually be big rocks that lucy painted red to trick him
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
girl why would you take him back to texas when you know his ex is there??? you deserve this
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
late night cottage cheese, don’t mind if i do
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
huddle of mud
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acabby @gapgoblin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
call my girl a hemi cause when she let me see her double chambers i’m combustin
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i won’t stop playing astronaut in the ocean when me and ambyr are in the car, and between the pigeon forge traffic and that song, i think she may finally kill me
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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i am freshly grinding peppers you've never even heard of the color of in my spare time
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mitch
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
unsuccessfully trying to lift up my friend with just two fingers: “wet as a whistle, dry as a bone, wet as a whistle, dry as a bone”
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
me, mad as hell, arms crossed, through my interpreter: NO 😠
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
smh the world’s gone woke 😔
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
out of work orchestra conductor who loiters around band practices and tries to direct the band
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
you all wanna see a cool spider on its web?
a HUGE spider on a web. it’s attached to a sign putting off light. i suspect the spider built the web but i can’t prove it.
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
heard a rumor the other day
top: the jettie baker center, an image of a stage
bottom: the jettie baker centaur, a centaur is in front of the stage now and saying hello
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i’ll be in parkersburg in september and snag you some!
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
thoughts on mr. bee’s potato chips?
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
if a couple of things in my life had gone a little differently, i may have become steve1989mre
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ever since i was a child, i always dreamed of following up on service now tickets for provisioning mission critical tool access
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
BREAKING: Beloved dog mascot, Snoopy, CANCELED due to horrific wardrobe malfunction!
snoopy dressed as a tree
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
the speaker makes me think of cranberry jelly in a can and i think we should give that to each other for pride
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
wait i forgot that procreate exists.
a coke bottle standing on a sidewalk looking at a pepsi bottle walking by. the coke bottle is thinking, “there go i but by the grace of god”
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
it took me an hour to make this stupid little joke because every basic editing app is now a capitalist hellscape so you all better enjoy this
fuck my chungus life i stg i am so sick of adobe being complete ass and the only alternative around being canva, which is just slightly less ass. anyway, it’s a photo of corn chips with the label totopos beside it. below that is an image of a point of sale system with toto from the wizard of oz on the screen. it is labeled Toto POS.
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“okay, now this place has the JUICE!!!” and it’s the lamest bluesky post you’ve ever seen
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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i keep seeing this band called TBA everywhere i think they're gonna be huge
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
DO NOT GET THE STEAKUM’S HIBACHI FOOD TRUCK, YOU WILL VOMIT FROM THE EXCESS OIL!!!!!
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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i’m finding out why la colors nail polish is so affordable
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