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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

World-class wriggler right here. Wriggles like you wouldn’t believe. This boy can wriggle with the best of ’em. No one does it like him. And he’s got the haircut to prove it. Makes it look like I went to town chomping his fur off one bite at a time.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Kafka was gay as hell, right? We all agree on that? The Trial? Your boss found out but he can’t fire you for that but now the office *is talking*. Metamorphosis? Your family found your gay porn stash. The Castle? You’ve heard about gay hot spots in town but people refuse to tell you where they are.

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

except zoe ball (pbuh)

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Phantom Thread aka "I Could Fix Him: The Movie" i just have one question: was it worth it? i really hope it was. it feels so bleak. so much work just to achieve the bare minimum, my god.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I love the novel Stoner by John Williams. it reads superficially like a story about a regular man's life with its ups and downs but really it's a horror story. a man wastes his life, ignores the few who like him, and deeply hurts the even fewer who love him. He hates every minute of it!

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

i'd recommend writing a note for each spot in Obsidian and perhaps have a look at this obsidian plugin where you can include coordinates as a property for the note and the plugin will collect all locations in all notes and let you see them on a map github.com/esm7/obsidia...

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GitHub - esm7/obsidian-map-view: Interactive map view for Obsidian.md

Interactive map view for Obsidian.md. Contribute to esm7/obsidian-map-view development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

reading baudrillard i've learned that everything sucks and you're all clowns. not me though

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I've started collecting and curating my favorite McSweeney's pieces and this piece by @elaineszewczyk.bsky.social just shot up to my all-time number one spot. its so perfect. devastatingly elegant and hilarious. A literal masterpiece 👨🏻‍🍳👌 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pri...

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Reviews of New Food: Pringles Hot Ones Los Calientes Rojo Crisps

Have you ever wanted to use gasoline as lipstick? Or wished someone would start a campfire up your nose? That’s what it feels like to eat the new P...

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I bet this feels really good if you're an FDR

FDR makes a New York newspaper baron cry and tells him to "go back home and read your editorials for the past six months—read every one and then think over what you have done!"

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

made the mistake of posting a jokey tweet with a picture of the lady from shogun who keeps begging for permission to commit suicide before watching the last few episodes where she turns out to be a beautiful being with the soul of an angel. also she dies. anyway! not doing that again 😭

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

A) you envy women because they get to wear women's clothes without having people stare at them B) you are ready to trade(?) your penis(??) for that privilege(???) just wear a dress, man. what is this. nobody cares if you wear a dress, it's not that deep.

skeet of some angry weirdo listing all the supposed privileges women enjoy (and curiously leaving out any downsides they might have to endure). for some also curious reason he considers the fact that women are allowed to wear women's clothes without judgement to be one of those unfair privileges??

at the end he tops it off by saying that if he had to trade his penis for all those sweet privileges he'd do it. buddy, nobody's stopping you. like, that is very much something you can do any day. also, you don't even need to give up your penis for that, you can keep it, this is a price you just made up)

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

anyway! i hear it's going to be a big day for our american friends tomorrow.

screenshot of the dude in shogun who keeps updating his will saying to one of his associates: "time to write another will."

now that humanity has been thrust into the cool zone by the americans we should all keep our wills fresh. you never know what's going to happen tomorrow so you might as well face it prepared!

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

cataloguing the rich assortment of fabulous glasses in HBO's The Studio

a large set of havana colored glasses on seth rogen. they're sort of big enough to look like the sort of pimp pilot glasses and yet have just enough fragile shapes to create a sort of hybrid keyhole bridge pilot aviator frankenstein. the most beautiful glasses i have seen since i became interested in glasses two months ago

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

have you heard the good news? Legs will be arriving soon! can you imagine? we'll get Legs! fucking Legsss!!!!!! YES!!!

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RAF Air Defence Radar Museum @rafadrm.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

A superb session yesterday with The Centre of Aviation Photography in the Cold War operations room, some really creative and talented photographers took on the challenge of shooting in this unique space, and our volunteers got the chance to be models for the day!

Photo of people dressed in RAF uniform in a dark operations room, the woman in the foreground is turned towards the camera, lit by the glow of an orange radar screen and is wearing a headset microphone. Her hat is resting on the desk next to her.

A photo of the RAF operations room, three people are sitting at the consoles looking at a radar display which glows orange. Two men are standing on the left pointing at the displays and the blue illuminated boards on the far side of the room. A photographer is standing to the right taking a photo of the scene.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

this is my favorite celebratory ides of march video

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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

guys i dont like the linke i don't like the greens you can win me back so easily... i want to be a normie centre left voter just dont be actively evil PLEASE let me return home

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I am so happy about the german vote results but hearing spoken german on TV again for the first time in years is making me so mad i hate it.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

when non-germans (humans) are forced to grow up among germans (demons) the body activates a hidden gland that unlocks Hatred+™️. I am currently levitating in mid-air, my hands have turned into gleaming swords and my neighbor's stats are scrolling down my peripheral view in glowing red machine code.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

a strong steady stream of rancid piss (Die Linke) has scraped the last flakes of poop (BSW) off of The Toilet Bowl of History (Germany)

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

who this "anonymous former Trump official" who talks exactly like John Bolton is we'll never know

"Trump doesn't see any of the global dimensions of this and doesn't even care. And he's leaning into all of Putin's talking points because he also thinks the same
way,
" said a former official from Trump's first term, who
spoke on the condition of anonymity to provide a candid assessment.
"Ukraine is like Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria ...some other idiot's war, not his, and he wants it out of the way so he can get the deal with Putin he has always fantasized about," the former official said. "It's sad but very simple.
And now Zelensky has criticized him, he will try to get rid of him."

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

so many goddamn furries here my god.

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

boxy backpacks with antennas are my thing

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Berger Smith @holbidope.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

this is what i want my room to look like

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