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you remind me of the dios I once loved. but you can never be my prince. because you're a girl.

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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
german media environment so bad you're talking about proposing marriage to the single talk show guest who doesn't talk about the deaths of palestinians in gaza as a mild inconvenience
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i'm sorry i know this is like. bad for freedom of speech and democracy reasons. but it is also insanely funny. look at it
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
you check sz today and quite literally the top story - the first thing you see when you go on their front page - is a commentary that iran has miscalculated by not engaging in talks about nuclear weapons and are now experiencing the biggest humiliation of their history
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
looking forward to get my fill of breathless apologism for israel and the us in german political talk shows in the coming week. wonder what they'll come up with this time
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Its very funny he wrote this after trump had already been president. Its like you calling the scammer and giving them your info for no particular reason
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
israel's government is obviously evil but apart from anything else they're also fucking annoying. my god
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
if you watched the men's roland garros final and not the women's you're my personal enemy btw lol. and if you saw this tweet get sent wrong then no you didn't
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i don't want to bang on about it but this remains the funniest detail of the whole thing to me. what a profoundly merz thing to happen to merz
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
people were big up on s2 before the finale but low key the best fifteenth doctor beats really were mostly ruby... her playing her little tune for heartbroken lesbians to piss off a god did properly slap
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Ruby plays the piano | The Devils chord | Doctor who
YouTube video by SonicSnippets
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
LETS GO TEAM INJURIES WOOOOOOOO
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
you just know this is an evening where you are not allowed to log off
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i'm telling you this is no coincidence......
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
sorry you're telling me the trump/musk break up happened with MERZ there ???
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
low key this era has been a disaster but the ruby expanded universe stays strong... i have many thoughts
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
btw ruby eldritch abomination stocks remain high, now that presumably that character is being discarded i WILL eventually get around to satisfying my id and playing around with that character. i will save her from the bomb crater
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the doctor who finale
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i have genuinely never been so mad at a race in my life as i am about what went down in motogp today. it's been like six hours and my head is still hot
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
ahead of the series finale next weekend, here were my initial watch notes for all the doctor who episodes this series 2.1 The Robot Revolution
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
stopped watching eurovision last year for the obvious reason, but they let israel get SECOND this year? what a disgrace lol
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
something pretty funny about making a guy chancellor while also reminding him every step on the winding path towards this moment the extent of the sheer contempt his colleagues feel for him. you were your party's last choice you were the voters' last choice you are even your coalition's last choice
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
merz the type of guy who has to go through public humiliation the day he becomes chancellor
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
MERZ COME TO THE PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
😭😭😭😭😭 what even are we doing
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
as a lesbian neutral party somebody needs to tell marc to NEVER cut his hair and also chuck away any anti ageing creme, he's literally never looked this good
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
need him to lock tf in icl, he's embarrassing me for the mild amounts of hopium i publicly sniffed before the season
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
motogp edging me with the concept of an exciting season i see
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
the chappell roan stuff is so predictable in that semi-accessible celebrities from our own 'community' always get exposed to this idolisation/demonisation cycle that attracts this sort of blood frenzy when people get a chance to tear her down. and neither end of that cycle is a good idea
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
over six hundred likes accusing a seventeen year old of lacking 'humanity'..... oh we might actually be back. we are reaching critical levels of being back
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
trump presidencies kinda peak for filling your feed with completely incomprehensible jokes if you haven't checked social media/the news for a few hours
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
generational sports hate watch happened today, it's been hours and I'm still buzzing. the ultimate emotion in sports is schadenfreude
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
low key this is true but difference between the two sports is that mr verstappen isnt breaking three bones every other week
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
again WHERE is this kind of content on bluesky
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
@nutedawn.bsky.social not to brag but im a fan of a child prodigy now who wins things
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
MIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
not really the point but minah traitors at an lgbt thingy...? #noticing
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
in the traditional italian of motorcycle racing, i hit da bricks. enough moaning, i'm out 😌🕊️
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
hm i HATE people who watch a sport just to moan the whole time about how little they're enjoying it and how much better it used to be In The Old Days and i refuse to be one of those people so. i think it may be time
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
the thing about bluesky is that it's nice in theory but also it doesn't let me know when dumb gay discourse is happening and i want to know when dumb gay discourse is happening. if i search for 'jasmine banks' on here i get NOTHING whereas my twitter feed has been inundated for days
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
pecco legit tightening his game and it not making a difference is why generational talents just kinda ruin sports and take the fun out of everything. alien era only worked because it was four psychos roughly evenly matched, or before that rossi had the decency to build himself an obstacle course
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
thing is. hear me out. things are still going according to #ilpiano
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
mm back in form bags looking adrift until qatar at earliest the other marquez second in the standings martin indefinitely out with injury ktm shit 'marco bezzecchi' still marco bezzecchi........ have never followed a season opening quite so uninspiring. at least 2019 qatar was a good race
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
merz done so badly that i'm hearing him being attacked from left and right from greens and fdp respectively and i'm nodding along with all of them like yeah none of them are wrong 😭😭 what a mad lad
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
lindner addressing parliament saying he'd withdrawn from active politics like two weeks ago but he just HAD to say something about this is so
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
merz is sooooooooooooooooo embarrassing mein wort
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
opening bluesky because twitter's still down
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
this cannot be my legacy pls no
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
obvs the season opener was kinda disastrous for literally every agenda i'm running except the 'r. fernandez is not him' agenda that... at this point everyone else is on board with so whatever... BUT i've decided to stay hopeful on the bastianini fraud front. that race was a FLUKE everyone will see
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
i feel like 'realist' and 'realism' are maybe just words where you should need to apply for a license before you're allowed to use them
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
the me of the start of this year knew what was up with 'marco bezzecchi' and i should have listened to her
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BAT BAT BAT @gloombat.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
icl if i were marc i would've set my tyre pressure with the assumption i'd be leading the entire race
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