Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 07/03/2026are people on here also pretending that they’ve always cared about opera don’t answer this 030
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 14/02/2026u hate emerald fennell? omfg congratulations you must be smarter than me 010
Reposted by Carrie WittmerExiting Through the 2010s @ettpod.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Strap on your ballet show as @carriesnotscary.bsky.social returns for BLACK SWAN 021
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 28/01/2026my latest work of investigative journalism for @the-ringer.bsky.social www.theringer.com/2026/01/28/t...theringer.comWhat Is the Biggest Penis in HBO History?After Ser Arlan of Pennytree threw his, ahem, hat into the ring on ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms,’ an investigation was in order 163
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 03/01/2026new bit unlocked also a reason to keep the now you see me franchise in business 030
Reposted by Carrie WittmerHow I Make Money Writing @slow-words-media.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I spoke with culture writer & author @carriesnotscary.bsky.social on the economics of her 14-year media career: 💸 The transparency of spousal support as a safety net 📉 Why name recognition no longer guarantees better rates ✍️ Writing "bullshit" clickbait to fund the work you actually love 121
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 08/12/2025“Who’s that,” my husband says, pointing at Josh O’Connor in the Wake Up Dead Man trailer 030
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 02/12/2025when Matthew Rhys speaks in The American Revolution 030
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 02/11/2025wish i loved anything as much as tim robinson loves suburban office culture 020
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 23/10/2025billy crudup browsing getty images on his laptop in the dark while interpol’s pioneer to the falls plays… I unfortunately feel so seen by the morning show 010
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 08/10/2025jeremy strong has Benjamin button disease 040
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 03/10/2025alleged greatest songwriter of all time not understand song 061
Reposted by Carrie Wittmeralyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I’m a girlboss gaslight gatekeeper but Taylor’s album is the musical version of the girls who live in NYC off their parents’ money and try to be literary It Girls writing essays about shaving their pussies before going to get extra dirty martinis with blue cheese olives at a bar they saw on TikTok 111268
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 03/10/2025miss showgirl think she’s Kendrick Lamar but in reality she’s the dean of English at Lea Michele university 1101
Reposted by Carrie WittmerKara Berry @karaberry.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Where's @carriesnotscary.bsky.social 021
Reposted by Carrie WittmerSCREAM Drafts @screendrafts.bsky.social · 05/01/2025ICYMI! We reunited Podcast Like It's 1999 hosts @pmiscove.bsky.social and Kenny Neibart for the 1999 25th Ann. mini-MEGA Draft, wherein they competitively / collaboratively ranked the 13 BEST 1999 films with commish Ryan, and rookie @carriesnotscary.bsky.social! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... 6234
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 31/12/2024could not imagine doing anything else but listening to this for almost six hours 0121
Reposted by Carrie WittmerSCREAM Drafts @screendrafts.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The final draft of 2024 is the final word on the 25th anniversary of an all-time great movie year! 1999 mini-MEGA Drafted by @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, & Ryan, with guest co-commish @jorcru.bsky.social Listen everywhere! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... 6333
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 24/12/2024having a lil stretch during the brutalist intermission i love cinema 010
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Nicole Kidman must be like “the decay of marriage at christmastime I’ll do it for free” 030
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 21/12/2024me seeing the brutalist 9am christmas eve 2220
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 20/12/2024survived my first @screendrafts.bsky.social ama 0101
Reposted by Carrie WittmerClay Keller @claykeller.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The @screendrafts.bsky.social 1999 mini-MEGA Draft with Ryan Marker, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @pmiscove.bsky.social, and guest commish @jorcru.bsky.social Premieres on Monday, December 30th! 5283
Reposted by Carrie WittmerSCREAM Drafts @screendrafts.bsky.social · 11/12/2024We are recording the 1999 mini-MEGA draft with @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, and Ryan Marker NEXT WEEK! There has been much discussion of the films of '99 on their 25th anniversaries this year, so now tell us -- which of them NEED to make the Top 13?!media.tenor.coma man in a black coat stands next to another man in a dark room with a green screen that says dr80ALT: a man in a black coat stands next to another man in a dark room with a green screen that says dr80 22384
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024the chair i sit in when i rewatch the family stone every year 010
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 03/12/2024i always wanted to get married during awards season 1150
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 24/11/2024taking two massive magnesium vitamins before seeing wicked at 8pm 040
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 22/11/2024drinking a skinny margarita before watching gladiator 2. is this good content 040
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 19/11/2024not Wicked stealing attention away from the Honda Days 070
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 18/11/2024need to know what the divas from conclave have to say about beauty advent calendars 050
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 18/11/2024humiliating—just realized i’ve been dressed like bradley cooper in american hustle all day 230
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 17/11/2024during the first deliberation scene in Juror #2, a man shouted “12 angry men” and then his wife shouted “I told you to stop doing that!” This is the kind of unique and unforgettable theatrical experience the clowns at Warner Brothers decided to take away from the world 030
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 17/11/2024no worries all… fashun CVS Xmas tree will save me 050
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 17/11/2024if justice was real David Zaslav would serve life in prison for failing to communicate that Chris Messina is in Juror #2 0100
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 16/11/2024theater 12? but the motion picture is called juror #2…… 020
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 16/11/2024a diner at the burger restaurant where i had dinner this evening announced that he hopes jake Paul dies tonight 020
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 15/11/2024the modern leper started blasting from my phone on the b train bc i forgot bluetooth was off 000
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 15/11/2024there’s no way i didn’t write fanfic about conan o’brien hosting the oscars when i was 16 020
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Conan O’Brien allergic to flopping…. Oscars back? 021
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 15/11/2024what do i post on here. Still figuring out The Vibe 260
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary.bsky.social · 13/11/2024new letterboxd top 4 is CONCLAVE CONCLAVE CONCLAVE CONCLAVE 0151
