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Aesop's fable on crystal meth

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Guy with a problem of buying any and every movie he can. At least my shelf looks pretty. Hobotakes on Twitter, DemolishedMan on Letterboxd NW born and bred, H-town livin’

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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 3h
Okay peeled potato colored cyber truck at the church is pretty funny
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 4h
Nancy 10/10/26
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 10,1954
P1- A BURGLAR STEPS THROUGH THE SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WINDOW 
P2- THE BURGLAR SEES SLUGGO ASLEEP IN HIS BED, AND HE SEES THE CONDITIONS SLUGGO IS LIVING IN
P3- THE BURGLAR FEELING SORRY FOR SLUGGO, PLACES SOME COINS INTO SLUGGO’S PIGGYBANK AS HE STEPS OUT THE WINDOW AND LEAVES
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 16h
Someone driving a rav 4 with the plate corn pop in front of us
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Joe Biden's Iconic 'C'mon, Man!' Moment
ALT: Joe Biden's Iconic 'C'mon, Man!' Moment
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#lastFourWatched #ReallyLastThreeButIllBeBetterNextWeek #letterboxdfriday
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a slate for the next 2 weeks 🫡
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ay this fucking rocked
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Movie 2 of the day time. Seated for On a string
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sending gambling ads in the mail is sick I don’t care if prize picks doesn’t legally count. Don’t mail me that crap
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time to Dig or Die. 🪏
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean damn
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is now my favorite hat
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Two new additions to make up for missing the showings at river oaks
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
la Reina vs fat skeleton is a main event in any arena
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See yall on the other side 🫡
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nancy 10/7/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 9
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V🎃rp @vorpalithic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Modified screenshot of a YouTube video and its comments. The video is paused on a scene with the text "FUTA: Federal Unemployment Tax Act" and the comments are from one person saying "Sounds interesting gonna look it up" and shortly afterwards replying to themselves with "That's not taxes..."
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every day gets closer to D-Day (Digger day) and every day I get closer and closer to breaking and just going to see it sooner in standard format. But i will remain strong
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GS @fundhuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thankfully, my childhood hero Michael Jordan would never promote gambling or gambling culture
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bears by 27
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me joining the new digger ad campaign that only Americans hate it
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post nut tenderness
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Mind if I do a J?”
The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mickey Mouse ass ball park
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(me, pointing at you) damn, that’s Art
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(to the tune of Love Shack) car farts, baby
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my defense it glows in the dark
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone’s excited for October 15th
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting cheaper imax tickets to digger because I had to cancel Thursday to see Rush is an ultimate win. The only way this gets better is if the 2 people with tickets like us don’t show up
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“WHERES YOUR FUCKING LEBARON FREDDY?”
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MIKE TOMLIN: it’s about high-end residences along this river MAT FOLEY: *adjusts belt* I’m listening
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Karen O suggesting songs to the rest of the bands
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching the game to avoid the awful ai>>
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea isn’t to clear Nixon it’s to continue the Republican line of the last 6 years that special prosecutors are illegal and unconstitutional because they know that’s what’s coming next
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deep in the heart 2: Texas rivers is a nice reminder that the eastland family deserves to burn in hell with George
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sure, we all could agree on the same last name lmao
a GIS result from Facebook showing “Danzig washing his car on Google Street View”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel good about our liberty tonight folks
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to switch to lynx liberty but I need aces to pull this off to say fuck you to that fan
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Way to make every asshole fan think "if I say something vile enough to get a response out of that player, maybe I can get my team a free throw". #WNBA
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. You cannot do that. You literally enable this assholes
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A TECHNICAL? Suck my dick
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Clark 3 is just disgusting
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still sick Went to ER Not covid or flu so who knows At least I don’t have to work (a day off that costs 1 1/2 weeks of pay)
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