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Guy with a problem of buying any and every movie he can. At least my shelf looks pretty. Hobotakes on Twitter, DemolishedMan on Letterboxd NW born and bred, H-town livin’

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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 45m
Removing the valero branding from my store because circle k ended the contract and wants non branded gas & these clowns took down my pump numbers that were big & visible and replaced them with small white numbers on the header that is ultra reflective and so anyways no one knows what pump they’re at
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 12h
Okay peeled potato colored cyber truck at the church is pretty funny
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 13h
Nancy 10/10/26
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 10,1954
P1- A BURGLAR STEPS THROUGH THE SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WINDOW 
P2- THE BURGLAR SEES SLUGGO ASLEEP IN HIS BED, AND HE SEES THE CONDITIONS SLUGGO IS LIVING IN
P3- THE BURGLAR FEELING SORRY FOR SLUGGO, PLACES SOME COINS INTO SLUGGO’S PIGGYBANK AS HE STEPS OUT THE WINDOW AND LEAVES
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone driving a rav 4 with the plate corn pop in front of us
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Joe Biden's Iconic 'C'mon, Man!' Moment
ALT: Joe Biden's Iconic 'C'mon, Man!' Moment
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol ok sure you watched a movie
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Man Nodding: Yeah Sure
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#lastFourWatched #ReallyLastThreeButIllBeBetterNextWeek #letterboxdfriday
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a slate for the next 2 weeks 🫡
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Counter? This is how he looks on every mailer Texas pac sends out.
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ay this fucking rocked
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Movie 2 of the day time. Seated for On a string
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sending gambling ads in the mail is sick I don’t care if prize picks doesn’t legally count. Don’t mail me that crap
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time to Dig or Die. 🪏
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mark Grudzielanek
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Haven't Heard That In A While
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mmmm soup
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Homer Simpson Drooling
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t appreciate the jab at my coffee table of unopen DVDs
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean damn
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is now my favorite hat
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Two new additions to make up for missing the showings at river oaks
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I was undecided it would not work on me. Every ad is either “James will make a school give your kids hormones” or “Ken Paxton once created a child abuse unit” and then the same they them tagline on the back. No actual policy substance cause he has none but I am trump’s lap dog
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t get texts but I get 3 Ken Paxton JAMES IS FOR THEY/THEM NOT YOU mailers with Ken’s stupid fucking face a day
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
la Reina vs fat skeleton is a main event in any arena
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See yall on the other side 🫡
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nancy 10/7/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 9
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V🎃rp @vorpalithic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Modified screenshot of a YouTube video and its comments. The video is paused on a scene with the text "FUTA: Federal Unemployment Tax Act" and the comments are from one person saying "Sounds interesting gonna look it up" and shortly afterwards replying to themselves with "That's not taxes..."
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kind of? Trump has literally said in person, on tape, in front of thousands Paxton is an ugly, bad dressing, funny talkin loser who he loves
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brother they have sent me no less than 25 notifications and ads about it and son of a bitch I’m going to make steph make the 30 min drive one day again
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if we just stopped destroying the climate? *everyone stares then thrown out window meme*
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every day gets closer to D-Day (Digger day) and every day I get closer and closer to breaking and just going to see it sooner in standard format. But i will remain strong
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GS @fundhuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thankfully, my childhood hero Michael Jordan would never promote gambling or gambling culture
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So him and trump are friend now right since they both work for the same company
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bears by 27
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me joining the new digger ad campaign that only Americans hate it
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Science pukes” and “operation Deja Blue: we will tread on you” are such baller bad guy shit
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post nut tenderness
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Mind if I do a J?”
The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bud will rot in hell
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mickey Mouse ass ball park
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(me, pointing at you) damn, that’s Art
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(to the tune of Love Shack) car farts, baby
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: I have no money Also me: ooo don’t mind if I do Rob o Neil ass every time new era releases a new collection
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my defense it glows in the dark
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not using a special cia napkin
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s me I’m the girls
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vatican City white sox hat for added Catholicism
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@ginfartini.bsky.social
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Aesop's fable on crystal meth @hobotakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone’s excited for October 15th
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