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Hmwhatnow

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I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wellington was the absolute king of pass agg memos, telling accounts to get fucked.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Brittin seems like either a moron or a brilliant parody.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

www.maptap.gg October 8 80👏 97🔥 89🎉 81✨ 96🔥 Final score: 886 Poor showing today.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yep. All wrong. Urgh.

Dashboard showing 7°c

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I broke this morning when it was 15.2 °C inside. The heating is now on auto til Spring.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wise. X

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not at all. I loathe the cold. Roll on April.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor must have a kink about seeing this photo on tv.

Andrew ducking down in the back of a range rover, looking deeply wrong.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Happy birthday, matey! Have a great day.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well, hardly ever.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yes. They do seem to have just pulled an international tournament thing out of their arses. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

www.maptap.gg October 3 99🔥 84😁 98🔥 99🔥 94🏅 Final score: 958

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What even is the Nations League?

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Blonde Michael Portillo is the most unsettling Michael Portillo.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The channel 4 app on my tv has an hilarious flaw. It keeps freezing. But only during the ads, for the duration of the ads.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lol no. It was an error term on a website but the acronym rather caught me out.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well, numbers used once were an unexpected surprise.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah, MZC has never knowingly been correct about anything in politics. It is, in its own way, impressive.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They're great, mate. And as the son of a Swan Hunter welder, I love the last one. My childhood right there.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lovely.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sigh. The sky is very dark here. I was planning outdoor jobs today. Ah well.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

www.maptap.gg September 29 82🌟 93🏆 63😑 94🏅 79😂 Final score: 820 Urgh

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How far can they be relegated? Is there still a Vanarama?

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apt one to finish on.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Urgh. She's horrific. Although I do know the answer to this question.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

www.maptap.gg September 27 97🔥 94🏆 99🔥 93🏆 60🤫 Final score: 848

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

😂😂

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What exactly is Snoopy writing on his typewriter? It's filth, isn't it?

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why is it 18+ though? 🤔

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oooh! May have to seek this out. Love Snoopy and Lego.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

'Tis a joke. Actual Dmitri looked like, well, a young wizard.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Stop calling this racist prick an "anti-migrant activist". He's a right-wing fash wanker.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My dog loves chasing flies. Leaps after them from a standing start. Occasionally, even catches one. Anyway, a fly just landed on me without me noticing. The dog, on the other hand, did.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

😂😂😂 Well, I like to be generous.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Damn it! It was right there, and I missed it. I feel shame.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good news. My massive tool has arrived.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wasn't there a weird time after that when all the prospective next leaders all went and met her? Like they needed her approval for some reason? Bizarre.

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You've got to admire that he just refused to leave his house to do his publicity.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Waiting on a massive tool to be delivered.

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Man's Surprised Reaction: Ooh Matron

ALT: Man's Surprised Reaction: Ooh Matron

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reform will implode before the next election. Assuming, of course, that Burnham doesn't do anything as foolish as go early. And if they don't, there'll be loads of odd results because of tactical voting.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Morning. Got up at 7.15. It is now 8.11 and my dog is on his third nap.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

www.maptap.gg September 24 100🎯 90👑 85😁 99🎯 97🔥 Final score: 948

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy birthday x

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are there any European/Non-US website hosts?

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Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Only went coz we were hungry off the train, and then they thought we might wait 50 mins!

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yep. Bizarre.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We got turned away from our local PE last night. 50-minute wait! Went for a Thai instead.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A team of yoyo, erm, athletes, maybe, sponsored by Coca-Cola, came and did a demonstration in one of our assemblies. Still no idea why.

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

OOOOOOO!! *goes on a deep dive*

Hmwhatnow @hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Equinox, schmexinox. We should celebrate equiLUX.