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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A sensational night at Ally Pally courtesy of the incomparable @psbhq.bsky.social. Best ever warning about taking videos/talking too much, best visuals I've ever seen, and the best finale ever!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To my lasting astonishment, this appears to now be fully booked. Thank you to all for putting the word around! Time for a swig of Jack Daniels then off with me top 😁

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Paging any #HMHB lovers who fancy a night (24/10) in a brilliant Loughborough pub listening to yours truly covering a couple of hours worth of their classics. If you are interested, please let me know - entry is free but there is limited space upstairs. Please spread the word!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just accidentally mistyped something which led to me to ponder why Channel 5 haven't yet done a programme in which they try to find the heaviest cocaine user in the country, called "The Great British Beak-Off"

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Pete Paphides @petepaphides.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It'll be easy to spot what box he's in as it'll be 40 times bigger than it needs to be.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Number 91 in an occasional series of 92... Brighton Women v PSG Women. Just Bromley left after this!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Just turned the telly on to see the end of the Wimbledon final, only to find that Zverev is just over 3 hours into bouncing his ball before the first serve of the match

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@ESCEM1878 @escem1878.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

East Midlands Everton Supporters Club Gives Back to Six Worthy Charities Each charity will receive a donation of £150. The chosen charities are: 💙 Everton in the Community 💙 Dementia Friends 💙 Action for Children 💙 Macmillan Cancer Support 💙 Mind 💙 Marie Curie UK

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Number 90 in an occasional series of 92 - AFC Bournemouth Women v Real Bedford Women, Women's National League South. Just Brighton and Bromley to do next season, plus possibly a promoted team from the National League, depending on who comes up. Nearly there!

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Got a part time job in a key cutting and security shop as a student. Parents now unsubtly hinting I should "do something with my degree" but I'll never forgive myself if I leave before having an opportunity to do the "I'm a locksmith" joke from Police Squad

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Number 89 in an occasional series of 92 - Crystal Palace v Charlton Women

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Number 88 in an occasional series of 92, Plymouth Argyle v Doncaster Rovers. No idea how Plymouth won that - in the first half especially they were so bad, they'd probably only have put 3 or 4 past Spurs

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Another superb occasion last night at our third twice-yearly @loroshospice.bsky.social charity quiz. Our winners took home a fabulous voucher for a First Class Lunch on the Great Central Railway, and the grand total raised for the evening was a magnificent £710 💙

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

A lifetime achievement goal unlocked this weekend as I have now got a recording credit for playing bass guitar on a real, actual released piece of music. A huge thank you to @adele_pascale for coming up with the idea, and to the one and only @HumdrumExpress for making it happen.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Number 86 in an occasional series of 92 - Cardiff City v Cheltenham Town. Long may Loughborough University continue to give us the day off after a bank holiday 😁

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Popped out for some binbags. Accidentally walked to Barrow…

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

You would have been 40 today. I miss you so much 💙💙💙

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Lovely Italian afternoon tea with mum today. Raising a glass to my sister who would have been celebrating her 40th birthday next week.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Number 85 in an occasional series of 92 - Oxford United v CD Leganes

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I work in a specialised trade restoring historic buildings. I've been lucky enough to work on some of the oldest & well known buildings across Europe. In quite a few of them i've written 'Kopites are gobshites' in hidden places that would never get found unless it got demolished

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Ready for my 10k! Thank you to everyone who donated. Every penny will make a difference…

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Just a wee final push before next Saturday. Thank you to everyone that’s donated. Would love to hit the £500.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Wishing a very happy birthday to the funniest and funkiest wife anyone could ask for, the one and only @adelepascale.bsky.social 💙💙💙

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I barely post anything on any social media platforms these days, but the release of a new Half Man Half Biscuit album is worthy of such an event. If you've ever tried to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle, you'll understand.

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I’ve kindly allowed @bringitonskippy.bsky.social to wear the same shoes as me tonight. It’s quite the privilege….

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Great day with Paul and @catherineallin.bsky.social

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

‘When we woke up that morning, we had no way of knowing, that in a matter of hours, we’d change the way we were going….’ 7 years since the epic cocktail night that changed our lives. Still love the bones of ya @bringitonskippy.bsky.social

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The irony of discovering the greatest crisps known to man on the day that my blood test results caused my GP to inform me that I need to make lifestyle changes.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Well I was expecting to be impressed today, but I don't think I was quite prepared for just how blown away I would be. What an amazing place the new Everton stadium is. And a cheeky selfie with the lovely @goldilocksrocks.bsky.social into the bargain!

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Tonight’s entertainment…

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

6 years of trying and they finally post one of my fesses.

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

First gig of the year and the fabulous @attilastockbroker.bsky.social at our local pub…

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Happy Burns Day from our resident haggis…

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Off to that there London…

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The PW Uno Championship for 2025 has commenced…

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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Coach derailed due to points failure, hence days off (4,5)

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Finally got round to doing the office crisp box. Highly recommended!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

If you ever wanted to feel old, I've just heard the words "I grew up watching Bake Off"

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Will McAlpine @willmcalpine.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Right you horrible lot, I'm going to make fucking mincemeat out of you. [WR McAlpine, trad. arr. of his own work. First documented appearance: Facebook, November 2012]

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Chris addison @addo1878.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Had a great time at the Loros quiz last night. Massive shout out to @bringitonskippy.bsky.social and @adelepascale.bsky.social for organizing. We had a great time raising money for a great cause.

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hosting our charity quiz tonight…

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

At a Vocation Brewery Meet the Brewer tonight. This is very much a highlight…

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me MAN: *tambourine noise* ME: great

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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane Me: Oh God what is it? Doctor: A movie with Leslie Nielsen but that's not important right now

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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries... 10. Kermit (Denmark) 9. Kermit (France) 8. Kermit (Romania) 7. Kermit (Slovakia) 6. Kermit (Italy) 5. Kermit (Canada) 4. Kermit (Iceland) 3. Kermit (the Netherlands) 2. Kermit (Poland) 1. Gustavo (Spain)

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Adele P @adelepascale.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Normal service resumed @shiiineon.bsky.social Winners again!

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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

"Fank you, Mrs Patterson."

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Not sure who's spotting for who here but as long as they wipe the equipment down it's all fine

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