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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 3h

t4t couple next to me at a coffee shop is discussing erotic spider fic.

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is the kind of shit you can't even begin to explain to locals

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

RM is such a cute art boyfriend for all of us to have

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just got out of the shower, looked in the mirror and said "it's time to read arobeebee again"

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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

enjoyers of jikoo.. please rank the jikookery, I've done it 3 times trying to avoid ties sortr.io/rankings/598...

my ranking of most sus jikook moments. top 3: GCF featuring Tokyo, Rosebowl, bite mark/hickey gate.

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

thank you for 500 kudos on this one! (and the friend who lets me know when my fics hit milestones) 🥰

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

big life update: my rover cat this week is a sphinx who wears sweaters

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kam⁷ @banginxcypher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

good morning

a person standing directly in front of a drive thru menu display board, their car is parked beside them and the driver door is wide open, captioned "me at the jimin store"

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kitty⁷ @badkittymimi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

like the lotus 🪷 a #namgi au • chapter six • bio bdsm dom namjoon x sub yoongi • exploring new forms of submission, including hand-feeding and proof of hydration archiveofourown.org/works/90832126…

like the lotus by badkittymimi
Chapter 6
Summary:
It's completely normal to ask his dominant for more submission opportunities.
But asking is exactly the problem.

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aporias @aporias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ICYMI, I wrote something short and (hopefully) funny yesterday! The only way I can describe it is as a Brooklyn Nine-Nine inspired workplace comedy pilot with an OT7 ensemble of sorts? Yeah, my tags are effed for this one but if you want a quick chuckle, check it out 🤍

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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bump!

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Cupcake 🧁 @smolcupcake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just posted chapter 2 !!! 🔗 ao3.org/works/59037859/chapters/248868736

archiveofourown.org

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Char 🍃 @twocentpenny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

OKAY I want to join, so: BTS members as types of bureaucrats (lol)

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yangmal (socks)⁷ @ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ahem, ok, I humbly present: 🔬 BTS as authors trying to submit their manuscript (scientific research edition) 🔬

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Heulwen Got N.O and Anpanman @ninjaswearsneakers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BTS as software engineers at a smallish B2B SaaS company:

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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BTS as (American style) accountants, a thread 🧮 NJ: Senior manager in a tax practice. Has an encyclopedic knowledge of laws and loopholes, and enough authority that clients don’t push when he tells them that cool new trick they learned from the Internet will get them audited.

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Emma; @emmascribbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay here’s a trend I can’t resist… bangtan as vet clinic staff!

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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BTS as ppl in an academic library: Jin: Fundraising. Can switch on the charm and coax money out of anyone. Donors LOVE him. Throws great parties, which always end precisely on time. NJ: Manuscripts and/or art on paper. Sometimes forgets what century it is outside. Head of faculty senate.

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

thank you for 200 kudos on this one!! It's short but close to my heart. as someone who struggles with ptsd nightmares, Namjoon's openness about his enlistment sleep struggles meant a lot, which inspired this fic 🥰

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KJ🍊 @tangerinepockets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BTS as retail/department store employees (based on ~10 years in the industry): Seokjin: Store Manager. Never meant to become a manager & still doesn’t know how that happened. Uses his blend of charm, manners, and iron will to protect his employees from corporate’s bullshit and rude customers.

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squish ✨🍊💜 @squishmish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

alright y'all, get ready for 📚 bangtan as library employees 📚 (based on my experience at a medium county library system, a small city library system, and a standalone city library 🤓)

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a friend sent me this and said "this you?" lmfaoooo

Tweet saying "the whole "the best fanfiction you'll ever read is written by a 13 year old" idea needs to die. The best fanfic you'll ever read is written by a 30+ lesbian or asexual with a full time job

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

any crafty people know what I can do with my hope on the stage jersey? It's so ill fitting on me but I don't want to get rid of it. would it make an okay bag or something?

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♱⋆. bambi⁷.⋆♱ @yooni1verse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

love yourself (said threateningly)

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ayooo what are the best BTS songs for break-ups, asking for a frienemy (myself)

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borasky book club @borabookclub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's Small Writer Saturday! 👏 We have seven fic recs today with seven different ships for September's Small Writer appreciation day. These fics have all been posted, updated, or completed recently! Use #bbclubSept26 to chat about what you're reading! Quote, share, or bookmark this post for later~

A purple e-reader with the title 'Small Writer Saturday' on-screen with a list of fanfic titles that reads:

Stillness.
As you command.
Can I Sit Your Cat?
Out of the Blue.
trust fall.
M23 student seeking SD.
instructional.

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Char 🍃 @twocentpenny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🔥 take it all 🔥 2seok, jihope, background ot7 🔥 rated E, 7.5k, complete 🔥 co-ed bangtan, cisswap, a lot gender feelings archiveofourown.org/works/92825851 #btsfic #2seok #jihope

a moodboard for my fic take it all. it has the title and pictures of jimin, hoseok and seokjin, as well as a bonfire and messy sheets

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BTS WIP Fest | Signups Open @btswipfest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We'll be having our first sprint in the Discord on Fri between 8-10am ET. Regular scheduled write-togethers will follow! www.timeanddate.com/countdown/ge...

timeanddate.com

WIP Fest Write Together

Countdown to Sep 18, 2026 8:00 am. Showing days, hours, minutes and seconds ticking down to 0

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

thank you for all the love on this silly little guy 🥰

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

life changing career email 5 years in the making comes to me 5 minutes after posting an omegaverse drabble. coincidence? I think not!!

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this skeet made me laugh so here is my offering to the convo ft. a generous heat leave policy and anti-subgender discrimination training 😭 archiveofourown.org/works/92735921

HyungLineHeaux
Summary:
To: Kim Seokjin
From: Kim Taehyung

Hyung,
You have to stop calling the omegas edible. I think you’re scaring them.

Best,
Kim Taehyung
HR Specialist Extraordinaire

Notes:
Thank you to Beebalm for the skeet, "Omegaverse as a concept is so hilarious actually. Imagine calling your boss and being like "Sorry, I won't be in all week, I have to fuck"

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emotional SWAMP GOBLIN💫 @jksgmeveryone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

y’all. i did it. she’s done. 157k and she’s complete. archiveofourown.org/works/63786313

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I imagine HR professionals are extremely rich in omegaverse worlds, given everything they handle. the boss has been scenting the newbie. the beta is being discriminated against. the alpha wasn't granted pack leave. the lewd comments about the omega's scent are against company policy !!

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Sex Tears Fest @sextearsfest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Are you interested in a BTS fest dedicated to the Ao3 tag 'Crying During Sex'? Please fill out the form to let us know! forms.gle/QqdgdEMEwQZF...

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hate to give any platform kudos but the new thread counter is nice,,,if only because it's made me ask myself if I need to write 4+ skeets about something and the answer is almost always no lmaoo

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this is a lesbian if I've ever seen one

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

just saw a license plate: JK7 BOY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE and if I don't I'm just delusional which is okay too

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Happy birthday, Kim Namjoon! The world is a better place with you in it 💜

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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think bro is code for husband

jin insta post. a selca of jin with namjoon, who is smiling in a cute goofy way. jin wrote 'happy birthday bro' over his own forehead.

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oobi 🐶 @dibbel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

wish ao3 had a 'thinking about this fic' button that gave a cute little notification to the author. i would use tf out of it. one kudo is Not ENOUGH

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Emma; @emmascribbles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy birthday, Namjoon, our forever leader! I've just posted the last two parts (yes, it's four now, and this intended drabble is just shy of 14k 😆) of this fluffy bit of namkook birthday fic 🎂namkook/pack OT7 omegaverse au 🎂birthday shenanigans 🎂13.9k, 4 chapters, complete

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

a lovely update full of koobi! 💜

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

my music vibes have been much less rap focused than usual! it's been an indie summer for sure 💜

YouTube music season recap showing 41% indie, 13% R&B, 13% pop, 9% hip hop, 4% UK R&B.

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One in An ARMY Charity Projects 💜 @oneinanarmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Come celebrate RM's birthday with #EquityWtihRM dedicated to SDG#16: Justice and peace ⚖️🌿 Equal Justice Under Law is a US-based non-profit that aims to achieve real equity in the criminal system & to work against cycles of poverty!

#EquityWithRM campaign graphic supporting Equal Justice Under Law. Text explains how wealth can affect outcomes in the U.S. justice system and highlights the organization’s work
challenging money bail, court debt, license suspensions, and other wealth-based barriers.

#EquityWithRM graphic highlighting Equal Justice Under Law’s work through impact litigation, policy reform, and public advocacy. The organization has helped eliminate money bail in 8 cities across 6 states and shutdown debtor’s prisons in 4 states.

#EquityWithRM donation graphic. Donate through tinyurl.com/EquitywithRM, submit a
screenshot at tinyurl.com/EquityWithRMForm, hide personal details, and share the
campaign using #EquityWithRM

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't even wanna say it but as a heads up concerning the pic of yoongi + sugar ray leonard....SRL admitted in court to physically abusing his wife in the 90s. and idk what to say about any of it except BTS are in circles with powerful people + powerful people do bad shit.

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

rewatching bv4 (of course) + there is nothing more delightful than these celebrities packing huge suitcases + wearing Gucci, only to buy essentially truck stop outerwear and debate over how much food to buy.

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'd like to formally thank bts for my newest vocal stim, an obnoxiously high pitched "yeah we call this shit lamron" to which my girlfriend has finally asked "so what exactly are you saying?"

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

extremely unfair that we have so many sweet artistic yearning lil sensitive souls in BTS and also they all look like THAT

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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

LA is showing up and showing out !!

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