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@hjwalker.bsky.social
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Hi Caroline. You found me. Spaghett!

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Truth 👇
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 11/10/2026
anyway here’s a guy playing the Free Bird solo on rubber chickens www.instagram.com/papibucket
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026
now that’s what I call an abomination
A bizarre koala bear Mario sculpture.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another crash from too much oversight and regulation. We must unleash the power of the free market to solve this problem.
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Amazon cargo plane crashes at Miami airport after it overshoots runway
FAA confirms crash as videos show heavy plumes of smoke surrounding aircraft that flew in from Puerto Rico
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
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🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone cosplayed puppet Pelia and I’m totally here for it 🤣 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds
An image of a Star Trek fan cosplaying puppet Pelia from Star Trek Strange New Worlds.
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
youtu.be/W2vgwEQrDWw?... Will Bluesky accept this as the only good thing AI ever did? Vote Count Binface!
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Count Binface – Make Your Vote Count | UK Political Satire Song
YouTube video by Binface Superfan
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow. Just wow.
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social Why is no one talking about the fact that the last time we heard from Moogie, he revealed his testicular cancer diagnosis whilst simultaneously inventing the Moogie Woogie Boogie. Did Mark and Broden even checked how he was doing?
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I came to Blue sky tonight, for the Robbie Williams comments. Not disappointed.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant. What are you calling it?
media.tenor.com
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Brittany coast, 0°C.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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That wx & music girl ☮️&💜 @copacetic-vibe.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I need some fun in my life. I'm going to war ravaged Portland. 😁
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Stop reading about American politics and look at my pets who are best friends.
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I don't know why people keep following me. My avatar is a frog and I only post frog jokes or repost angry American stuff. I only ever comment on a single Australian comedy group's page.
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Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Sydney tell ur friends tour.auntydonna.com
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/08/2025
PICARD: Mr. Data, we need to discuss these anomalies in your latest reports

DATA: Respectfully sir, the odds I would make a mistake in my work are 43,650,000 to-

PICARD: On this map of the alpha quadrant you've labeled Klingon "Krisphon" and Vulcan "Vuvutrishpo"

GEORDI: Captain, be reasonable! He's not supposed to be good at that. Just ask him to write another poem about cats
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/07/2025
Wow! France gifted her to us, and now they’ve captured what so many Americans are feeling on Independence Day. The values the Statue of Liberty stood for are no more. 📌 A stunning mural of the Statue of Liberty covering her face was unveiled in Roubaix, France, on July 3, 2025.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Forget about intelligence” is a pretty good mantra for this administration
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Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
TONIGHT, 13/6 @ 7PM: Senate Estimates auntydonnaclub.com Where is the sweety room??
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/06/2025
CNN’s Jason Carroll was zip-tied and escorted away—for reporting the news. But they claimed he wasn’t under arrest? Why are they shooting rubber bullets at and silencing journalists? We still have a First Amendment.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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Olivia Gaines, Author @ogaines.com · 07/06/2025
Now everyone will go look up the book and it will make NY Times. #sighs #booksky #writingcommunity
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Tairāwhiti Doc @tairawhitidoc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Sunrise 29 March from Wainui Beach, Aotearoa / New Zealand.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Can’t make this up.
A tweet from "Covie" (@covie_93) that reads:
"Speaker Mike Johnson from the great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education."

Below the tweet is an image of a large blue curtain featuring an emblem with a pelican and the words "SUPREME COURT" and "CONFIDENCE." The word "LOUISNANA" is prominently misspelled instead of "LOUISIANA." The mistake is highlighted with a red circle. In the foreground, three judges in black robes are seated at a table.
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Tesla Spotters Guide @teslaspottersguide.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
A little guide for spotting people who for sure bought their Tesla after the Nazi salute:
Image says "If their Tesla looks like this, they bought it after this". The image of the Tesla is the 2025 Tesla Model Y, highlighting the distinctive brake light which extends across the width of the car, and the headlight which also extends across the width of the car. 

At the bottom of the image is Elon Musk delivering a Nazi salute on January 20, 2025. This is the event that a person who purchased a 2025 Model Y would have purchased their car after.
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Zach W. Lambert @zachwlambert.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
Bulletin that said “butt dust”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“I won’t forget” ?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @disavowtrump20.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
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Lucy 🇺🇲🇺🇦🐾♿️💙 @juice2024.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
👇🖕
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Make it stop.
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HJW @hjwalker.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Can we have a break from all of the things now?
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Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayeragolf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"Mama always said Kristi Noem is like a box of chocolates; they'll both kill your dog."
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Woof
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