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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 6h

I randomly started spinning till dizzy and I must’ve not done this in many years because I was completely unprepared for how sick it made me feel

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 7h

the phrase “social boss fight” fascinates me. the places I’ve seen it applied were just dialogue trees but imagine something that lives up to that term

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Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

An "agent" applying for a visa is the opposite of going rogue. What's it going to do, pay taxes. Get a reputable business to sponsor its right to work. Is it eligible for daycare vouchers. Wake me when they cancel money

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gina @ootheca.net · 10/10/2026

Maybe your friend said something that upset you. Just imagine Sheldon saying it—still feel so bad?

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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 06/10/2026

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Kate @kit-ty-kate.exn.st · 09/10/2026

britain next pretty-please

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I should apply 8 patches per month. this month it was 3

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AT Protocol Developers @atproto.com · 28/09/2026

The organization that governs the PLC Directory now formally exists as a registered Swiss Association and has taken the first steps towards being able to independently operate the directory. blog.plcred.org/3mwlphq42d227

blog.plcred.org

First steps of the PLC organization

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’ve got a plan and I’m excited about it

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[listening to an audio recording of myself] gods, my intonation is autistic as fuck. no matter, I'll overcome it with pure will power

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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes

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choralie Candyshop @juniepops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me

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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i am a single issue voter. i will vote for anyone who makes it legal to club 'composer reacts to [popular game soundtrack]' videos with a stick.

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graphi 💐 @graphite.neocities.org · 04/10/2026

every night i get into bed and my chaos putrid torture mindset starts sending a bunch of concepts into head and im like "i have to write this down this is awesome" and then i read it in the morning and it is like half chuuni bullshit half notes you find in the survival horror Asylum Level

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

whenever I'm playing a quake-like game I pick up strafe jumping intuitively but it feels wrong to rely on it. it feels like I'm building bad habits. the mid-air turning aspect is fine by me. but the speed difference I wish I could disable

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4kb Fake Dinosaur Fan @ophiuca.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

did some introspection and realized that things are not okay

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s over, I have to change my birthday

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

somehow one of the birthdays I’m most nostalgic for is one where I had no party (and few local friends) and I went to a bakery and treated myself to a slice of cake, a BLT sandwich and fries

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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For a bunch of God believers they sure suck at recognizing Divine Intervention

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Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Currently having a little break on a farm and it's hitting me that in the same way as "Comic Sans in Silent Hill remake was the most true to life choice" at some point some environment artist may be called on to stylistically reproduce ChatGPT imagery for things like Bed & Breakfast signage

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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Movie: Coyote vs. Acme Language: Persian Country: Iran Version: Golsar Entertainment

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reese @reese.dog · 28/09/2026

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"is this anything?" idk, don't post if you're not sure

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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rein waters🚫 @yucky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

person who has a negative comment about every single thing you show them ever

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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"get the app to keep using reddit"

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are you a (leans in) friend of Lincoln

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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have a reputation as a joyless monster to maintain. Don't get your facts twisted.

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.

Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall

Lethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?

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Slay the Spire 2 Sex Mods 🍉 @meadowatlast.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

i called something a "teacher resigned" joke and no one knew what iw as talking about

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Student: "Smo-King and Drin-King"

Teacher Resigned ! laughing emoji.

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

being a buzzkill again but when I see a game write “magical girl unit” I go “Are The Dreams Of Girls Are A Joke To You Then?”

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

console game “recompilations” confuse me greatly. emulators already recompile. what are you trying to gain? one can do a recompile that still needs an emulated GPU. is that in the spirit of “recompilations”?

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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud

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That makes me hit the desk @hitdesk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

trains and train stations are a recurring theme in my dreams, so when I have a dream set in the US I get a glimpse at a fascinating AU

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