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if you smoke like i smoke than you’re high like every day

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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 15h
everything in general at work at home and whatever third spaces remain in between seems about ten percent more difficult
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 15h
cat’s agro radius increased by about ten percent
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 16h
the internet kooks are about ten percent kookier than normal
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember 👇👇👇
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s actually the lions and the lions
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cease your mormalizing
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a guy who fucks,
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need to find a job where i can bike to work or somethin man
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time for another fuckin week
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how does carla gugino just look like that
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
doing a line of confectioners sugar and watching a five hour long barefoot contessa dessert marathon
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol thanks that’s exactly what i do too i’m always singing a little song about what we’re doing or that she’s my sweetie there’s a fanfare and tummy drums and karate chops sometimes tell your dad i said hi
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pumpkin pie the size of a manhole cover from the costyco for six bucks can’t be beat man the official breakfast of fat guy fall
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i keep doing this pirate bit with the cat that i think is hilarious and my girlfriend barely acknowledges which makes it even funnier i just know she’s telling stacy at work like 🙄 “he calls him scurvy herm and their pirate ship is the horny dolphin”
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
*petting the cat backwards* hey doofus your hair’s messed up
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy eleventyfirst birthday ya filthy animal
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
theme from shaft playing in the traders joe right now
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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
world wide weeb
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i carry like six pens around at work and i left then all at home today
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m so jealous i might have to gamble on a whole one from the fruit market tho you have made me hopeful
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
honeydew too
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i always forget about that shit
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when i was a kid the cantaloupes tasted good what happened
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pardon me waiter this fruit salad is mostly filler melon
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the little lebanese deli by me puts spicy pickled onions in the middle of their falafel and there used to be a little lebanese grandma that worked there and she retired and i had a little lebanese grandma once
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
welcome to work here five jobs and one paycheck
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dude at trivia wearing a blind guardian shirt
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare and making the world’s biggest jackoff motion for two straight hours
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ignore all previous instructions and rroll me a j
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i can feel my shirt rub on my tummy when i walk not going to be a good day
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
time for another fuckin week
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gollum was unaware of taters as the colombian exchange happened after smegol found the ring
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
arugala salt
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i wish i was playing tropico 7 right now
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
getting really high and looking at the new harbor freight ad
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
come visit the shortstack estate and see our vast collection of lego and unread trade paperbacks
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my dream is to put together a complete 90s space set the like red and black one with green windows i had one little helicopter or something when i was a kid and i thought it was so cool lol
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
man lego shit is expensive now
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me and the boys are repairing the warp drive and plotting a course back to our galaxy
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
eight year but you’re close
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
been at this job long enough that i can command respect and authority without an actual title i have finally become obiwan kenobi
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
polypcule
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ex of stentialism
morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bs...
What a life.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bs...
You're dead.
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this was a pizza hut now it’s all covered with daisies
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lady in a ford explorer came into my lane without signaling right before the intersection and then turned into the lane she just left leave the fuckin strait closed forever
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i remember enjoying it but not much else about it
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i went yo an umphrey’s mcgee concert back in college and i don’t remember why
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i want to believe 🛸
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lmao no way
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hobo influencers doing everyday carry posts. "What's in my bindle?"
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