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Wonky Target Man

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Artisanal, hand-crafted code uploaded from my VIC-20 to yours. Writer & historian. Opsimath & jack of all trades. @ussoccerhistory.org member. he/him; high-functioning, high-masking #ASD; #BLM

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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 7h
A new era for MODOKO who henceforth shall be called Mental Organism Designed Only for Knocking Off
Original MODOK
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The Soccer Times @nysoccertimes.com · 9h
The Man City findings could affect New York City FC, but it remains to be seen how and to what extent. "Etihad Park" is due to open next year, with the $780 million construction funded by NYCFC, which is majority-owned by City Football Group.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 29/09/2026
Welcome to the new NWSL franchise: the Atlanta Hawkeyes FC
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 29/09/2026
Man City gonna bring out the "SMU getting the 'Death Penalty' was an historic tragedy" argument.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 29/09/2026
"Blame bad squad-building, the revolving door on the sideline, individual effort, or some combo of the three, but Richmond simply isn’t designed to compete in that environment. Whatever’s on deck for 2027, there must be a hard reset." Not just manager/roster but a deep dive into their next phase.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 29/09/2026
Bakero's contract is up at the end of the year. He'd be a welcome veteran presence for any USL L1 side. But, I have to think Boise will give him run as they move up.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 28/09/2026
Real Morgantown City FC
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 28/09/2026
Tertiary Wordmark Ultras!
Wordmarks and stuff
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 28/09/2026
Ad for a First Round National Challenge Cup match between J. & P. Coats and Saylesville.
1922 October 13 edition of the Pawtucket Times
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
huh... are we doing the old tape delay?
espn showing it on tape delay?
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Late goal by the Lone Sharks gets them within 2 points of 8th place Fort Wayne. Boise can't jump into the top 4 and One Knox can widen that gap today against Westchester
Corpus Christi beats Boise
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Corpus Christi up early over AC Boise. Can't help but think about the different futures that await these two expansion franchises.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Omaha up 2-1 over Greenville as the match enters stoppage. The Triumph were right there. But the Cáceres goal took all the wind out of Greenville's sails and the Owls totally clamped down possession.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Social media on fire with alliteration AND dropping "sumptuous"
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Can't wait for level pegging night at Morrison
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Ole!
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
Greenville must have had their Wheeties at halftime
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 27/09/2026
How did Ors miss that?
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 26/09/2026
On the people mover at Dulles heading to customs. Got to think this is a big point for Fort Wayne.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 26/09/2026
Premier League waiting to decide how to sanction Manchester City FC until after the November midterms
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 26/09/2026
US declines a 7 day ceasefire because it says it's going to start bombing in 40 days even though it's not at war with the country it's waiting to bomb until after elections and not because it's running out of vital munitions.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 26/09/2026
A new, separate website for NISA with new branding. The old site is still up. www.nisasoccer.com
nisasoccer.com
NISA — National Independent Soccer Association
Independent clubs, one league. Owned by the cities that built them — and everything still earned on the table.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 26/09/2026
I stumbled upon an old USL League One RSS feed and it still works. Happily following along with league news now.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 25/09/2026
Any thoughts on this hire? FC Naples appoints Sean Howe as new Sporting Director www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...
uslleagueone.com
FC Naples appoints Sean Howe as new Sporting Director
Brings experience from three MLS organizations, time in coaching and technical leadership roles
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 25/09/2026
My trip to Prague coincided with an international break, so sadly I wasn't able to catch a game. But I walked over to Ďolíček from my hotel to visit the fanshop and spent a few minutes in the stands.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 25/09/2026
All the records and magic numbers you'll need!
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 25/09/2026
Week 30 already? I should be stateside in time for Saturday's evening matches. Buy I'll still be on @derschattenwolf.bsky.social time as I fend off jet lag with some footie. www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...
uslleagueone.com
What You Need to Know Ahead of Week 30 in USL League One | The Weekender
Corpus Christi eyes playoff spot, Madison and Spokane match up in potential playoff preview
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 24/09/2026
Getting some culture.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 24/09/2026
Dekel Keinan is also the current head coach of NISA's Los Angeles Force leading them to the 2024 league title.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 24/09/2026
On vacation... jeez!
Ďolíček
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 21/09/2026
please boost! clients have been slow in coming last couple weeks and i depend on this income
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 24/09/2026
Vacation in Prague. Gorgeous architecture, an amazing food scene, and the public transit makes it easy to get anywhere.
Prague HC Sparta PrahaPraguePrague at night
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 18/09/2026
ooof... that official statement is something I became accustomed to covering another league
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 18/09/2026
Go way back to basics. Enigmatic, grumpy grandparent with a wonky time & space machine they can't really control. Basically kidnaps a couple of people to take care of their grandchild. Do straight historicals as well as sci-fantasies. **Make it look like an indie production!!!***
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
Full time Fort Wayne 2-3 One Knox Three HUGE away points for the champs. They come from behind late after Ian Fuller makes some impactful subs. Knoxville now just 1 point behind Madison for third. FtW at 8th lost a chance to get distance from Corpus Christi.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
The 1923 National Challenge Cup was the first time teams wore jersey numbers in the U.S. Open Cup final. www.newspapers.com/article/the-...
newspapers.com
Paterson F.C. and Scullin Steel first teams to wear jersey numbers in a NCC final.
Clipping found in The Philadelphia Inquirer published in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on 4/1/1923. Paterson F.C. and Scullin Steel first teams to wear jersey numbers in a NCC final.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
88' AND ONE KNOX HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD! Denis Krioutchenkov stuns the crowd by scoring. A direct header to Krioutchenkov who runs on to the ball and straight kicks it past Schipmann. Fort Wayne 2-3 One Knox
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
80' The two One Knox goals came at 72:20 and 73:47. 87 seconds to draw even
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
74' ONE KNOX DRAW EVEN! After 72 minutes of a moribund offense, the champs score two in just over a minute! Krioutchenkov sends an assist to Teddy Baker who lashes the ball home.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
73' One Knox pull one back! On only their second SOG, Knoxville moves the ball around the FtW penalty area with aplumb. A cross in by Real Gill is headed home by Mouhamed Diop.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
55' Oh hey... Richmond scored two in the first 5 minutes of the second half!
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
43' IAN FULLER IS ANGY
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
oh, wow. If only you had a massive amount of power to stop what was obviously about to happen
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
39' Ryan Becher scores! Taig Healy receives in the box. Keeps possession. The ball rolls right to Becher sitting near the penalty spot and sends it home. Fort Wayne 2-0 One Knox
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Westchester SC has posted the second five-goal first half in #USL-1 history. Timofey Timchenko - ⚽(14') Conor McGlynn - ⚽(16'), ⚽ (34') Jonathan Jiménez - ⚽ (37), ⚽ (39) Dean Guezen - 🍎(16'), 🍎(37'), 🍎 (39')
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
Halftime Westchester 5-0 Richmond Kickers yikes
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
9' Fort Wayne scores. Taig Healy cross from the right. Header by Ryan Becher bounces off the far post. Musa it there to knock it home. The Mad Anthonys just going after One Knox and it paid dividends.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
One thing I'd enjoy if League One regionalizes is regional sports channels (are those still a thing?) handling matches.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
Swapping over to Fort Wayne and One Knox. I'm interested in both matches but choosing the better broadcast crew.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
18' Westchester already up 2-0 over Richmond. Conor McGlynn gets the second as he keeps pace in the Golden Boot race (along with Omar Hernandez who just scored for Red Wolves).
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