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Luke "The Nuke" Martin

@lukermartin.bsky.social
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Once described as the Trent Crimm of South Georgia Tormenta FC. Proprietor of stormwatch912.blogspot.com . Published at protagonistsoccer.com. Willing to write elsewhere.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 12h
“average person knows 3 chords" is just statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. Guitar Georg, who doesn’t want to make it cry or sing, knows all the chords and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 04/10/2026
JORDAN FARR GOALKEEPER GOAL🚨
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 03/10/2026
Big slate of Saturday USL League One matches as we're into the final few weeks of the season: Earlier Boise 1-0 Greenville Spuds jump into 4th by a point over One Knox 1/
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So there was a red card at halftime against Boise in their game against Greenville? #USL1
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How my weekend is going. Getting my 8-year started on the right path for his gaming future.
A stack of Dominion and Ticket to Ride board games
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes social media is good
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My recap of Southeast Bulloch's 28-14 loss to Harlem last night. (May require email or subscription to read.) www.statesboroherald.com/sports/bad-b...
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Bad breaks help send SEB to defeat
BROOKLET - If a couple of breaks had gone a different way, Southeast Bulloch would likely have been celebrating a homecoming win on Friday night.
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All three of One Knoxville SC, Athletic Club Boise and Spokane Velocity FC could clinch their places in the #USL-1 Playoffs tonight, while the Charlotte Independence could claim a top four berth. Here are the scenarios you need to know. www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...
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Union Omaha Moves to Verge of USL League One History | News & Notes
One Knoxville, AC Boise take aim at postseason berths; Sarasota's Rosa, Bolanos double up in assists in Portland
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The part where they text Jason Binetti to ask about the Liberty Bibberty Muppet is fantastic audio entertainment.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best seats in the house for Southeast Bulloch High School hosting Harlem on a rainy night in South Georgia.
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Drew Landry @drewlandry.substack.com · 29/09/2026
#RIP Mr. Belding newschannel9.com/news/local/c...
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
USL League One.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't try to do math while at work kids. Save that for later.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best seats in the house with my youngest for Georgia Southern women's soccer taking on Coastal Carolina.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Former Tormenta legend (and @kaylorhodges.bsky.social dark horse Golden Boot pick for 2025 in USL1.)
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Game 162 Day
From Matt Gelb in the Athletic 

“The Phillies would be the first team in any nonshortened season during the divisional era (since 1969) to have a four-game lead with five games to go and miss the playoffs, according to research from Stats Perform. It would be the worst final-week collapse in divisional play history.”
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Former Tormenta legend Mason Tunbridge (and one of the nicest guys you can hope to meet.)
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flipping over to Spokane/Madison now that the Ga. Southern football game is over just in time to see phantom former Tormenta player Sean Lewis make a tremendous save to keep the game scoreless with 22 minutes remaining.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at this, just showing up on my phone before kickoff. Why can't USL1 let us have this?
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found out that two girls I coached in U-10 soccer almost a decade ago were both crowned Homecoming Queen at their respective high schools last night.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best seats in the house for Cross Country this morning. Still waiting to hear his official time, but my oldest set a personal best at his Cross Country meet this morning.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best seats in the house for an interstate high school football game between Portal (Ga.) and Blackville-Hilda (SC) under a full moon on an absolutely beautiful night for a game. Coverage online tomorrow at StatesboroHerald.com.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New at #Stormwatch912: What's the Score? I write about keeping tabs on games when I can't watch and how USL1 seems to be the only league that doesn't allow for live updates on Google while matches are in progress. stormwatch912.blogspot.com/2026/09/what...
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What's the score?
My phone home screen with a live update  of the Atlanta game with Cincinnati It's a huge weekend in USL League One action as the playoff rac...
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm actually writing a new #Stormwatch912 blog post for tomorrow. (I'm choosing to believe you're all saying "LUUUUUUUKE!" and not "BOOOOOOO!")
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The USL Show @theuslshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨LIVE SHOW TONIGHT🚨 9pm ET/6pm PT 🪨 Stone Out in Orange County 🤑 Revenue Sharing is In 🏇 Lexington Shut Out Jacksonville 🧨 Goal Explosion in Spokane 🌳 Oakland Hanging Around 🌴 Miami Top Rhode Island ⏳ Extra Time See you at 9pm ET/6pm PT!
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not looking at the NYT top 100 TV thing but I am seeing a suspicious number of you with sitcoms/comedies listed not mention 30 Rock in your personal top 10s
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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22/09/2026
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but it’s a good reminder that if you want local soccer coverage you need to actively support it.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love that my personal brand on here is pantsless mascots and manager handsomeness.
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Forward Madison FC @forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Flamingos clinch a spot in the playoffs!!!! 🙌
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting closer. Switch the spots on the team names.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Methinks the Madison admin got excited and forgot to update the team names in their graphic. Madison won 3-0 over AV Alta tonight.
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Michael Battista @battista.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Final New York Cosmos 1-2 Westchester SC WSC scored the game winner in the 90+8’ minute, Conor McGlynn. Heartbreaking for #NYCosmos after a great second half. This has been a fun game, regardless. #NYCvsWSC
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about USL1 soccer?
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm hoping @dancreel.com is giving updates around USL1 tonight. My wife wants to watch the Ga. Southern football game tonight so I'm out of the USL1 coverage tonight. With luck it'll be over in time for me to see some of Omaha and Knoxville. May your team be victorious and your rival defeated.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Big day at the Martin house as we're teaching my youngest how to play Ticket to Ride. (We probably went out of order and started with Dominion but he's picking it up quick.)
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know how @theonion.com consistently competes with real life.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My brother's book tour comes to Statesboro this weekend so my other brother and I are busy promoting it.
The Blues Brothers promoting their show.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If the playoffs started we would also be very confused because we all thought there were several weeks left in the regular season.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll call off the hunt for Red October.
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Wonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/2026
88' AND ONE KNOX HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD! Denis Krioutchenkov stuns the crowd by scoring. A direct header to Krioutchenkov who runs on to the ball and straight kicks it past Schipmann. Fort Wayne 2-3 One Knox
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't think he's angry anymore.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Former Tormenta Legend Niall Reid-Stephen.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember, because I was there. (Tormenta vs. Greenville, July 13, 2022.)
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😳😳😳😳😳
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What am I supposed to do now? Spend time with my family?!? Enjoy other hobbies? The horrors.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Former Tormenta player news.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 13/09/2026
It's not even creep. It's just a straight up lie. World Cup games starting one minute later than announced was a scandal to international media.
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Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy 8th birthday to my youngest. He gets to celebrate by going to his brother's cross country meet this morning. (We're having a party later today. We're not monsters.)
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