Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinSnort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 12h“average person knows 3 chords" is just statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. Guitar Georg, who doesn’t want to make it cry or sing, knows all the chords and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted. 3316
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinJohn Morrissey @usltactics.com · 04/10/2026JORDAN FARR GOALKEEPER GOAL🚨 24312
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinWonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 03/10/2026Big slate of Saturday USL League One matches as we're into the final few weeks of the season: Earlier Boise 1-0 Greenville Spuds jump into 4th by a point over One Knox 1/ 111
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So there was a red card at halftime against Boise in their game against Greenville? #USL1 110
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How my weekend is going. Getting my 8-year started on the right path for his gaming future. 020
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sometimes social media is good 232522
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My recap of Southeast Bulloch's 28-14 loss to Harlem last night. (May require email or subscription to read.) www.statesboroherald.com/sports/bad-b...statesboroherald.comBad breaks help send SEB to defeatBROOKLET - If a couple of breaks had gone a different way, Southeast Bulloch would likely have been celebrating a homecoming win on Friday night. 100
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinNicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All three of One Knoxville SC, Athletic Club Boise and Spokane Velocity FC could clinch their places in the #USL-1 Playoffs tonight, while the Charlotte Independence could claim a top four berth. Here are the scenarios you need to know. www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...uslleagueone.comUnion Omaha Moves to Verge of USL League One History | News & NotesOne Knoxville, AC Boise take aim at postseason berths; Sarasota's Rosa, Bolanos double up in assists in Portland 021
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The part where they text Jason Binetti to ask about the Liberty Bibberty Muppet is fantastic audio entertainment. 1176
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Best seats in the house for Southeast Bulloch High School hosting Harlem on a rainy night in South Georgia. 100
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinDrew Landry @drewlandry.substack.com · 29/09/2026#RIP Mr. Belding newschannel9.com/news/local/c...newschannel9.comChattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car 024
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't try to do math while at work kids. Save that for later. 020
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Best seats in the house with my youngest for Georgia Southern women's soccer taking on Coastal Carolina. 110
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Former Tormenta legend (and @kaylorhodges.bsky.social dark horse Golden Boot pick for 2025 in USL1.) 000
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinThe Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy Game 162 Day 1011127
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Former Tormenta legend Mason Tunbridge (and one of the nicest guys you can hope to meet.) 020
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Flipping over to Spokane/Madison now that the Ga. Southern football game is over just in time to see phantom former Tormenta player Sean Lewis make a tremendous save to keep the game scoreless with 22 minutes remaining. 110
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look at this, just showing up on my phone before kickoff. Why can't USL1 let us have this? 020
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Found out that two girls I coached in U-10 soccer almost a decade ago were both crowned Homecoming Queen at their respective high schools last night. 020
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Best seats in the house for Cross Country this morning. Still waiting to hear his official time, but my oldest set a personal best at his Cross Country meet this morning. 150
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Best seats in the house for an interstate high school football game between Portal (Ga.) and Blackville-Hilda (SC) under a full moon on an absolutely beautiful night for a game. Coverage online tomorrow at StatesboroHerald.com. 140
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New at #Stormwatch912: What's the Score? I write about keeping tabs on games when I can't watch and how USL1 seems to be the only league that doesn't allow for live updates on Google while matches are in progress. stormwatch912.blogspot.com/2026/09/what...stormwatch912.blogspot.comWhat's the score?My phone home screen with a live update of the Atlanta game with Cincinnati It's a huge weekend in USL League One action as the playoff rac... 332
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm actually writing a new #Stormwatch912 blog post for tomorrow. (I'm choosing to believe you're all saying "LUUUUUUUKE!" and not "BOOOOOOO!") 031
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinThe USL Show @theuslshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🚨LIVE SHOW TONIGHT🚨 9pm ET/6pm PT 🪨 Stone Out in Orange County 🤑 Revenue Sharing is In 🏇 Lexington Shut Out Jacksonville 🧨 Goal Explosion in Spokane 🌳 Oakland Hanging Around 🌴 Miami Top Rhode Island ⏳ Extra Time See you at 9pm ET/6pm PT! 023
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinMarc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm not looking at the NYT top 100 TV thing but I am seeing a suspicious number of you with sitcoms/comedies listed not mention 30 Rock in your personal top 10s 5271
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinJeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22/09/2026Not to put too fine of a point on this, but it’s a good reminder that if you want local soccer coverage you need to actively support it. 214415
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers 121205322
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Love that my personal brand on here is pantsless mascots and manager handsomeness. 030
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinForward Madison FC @forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Flamingos clinch a spot in the playoffs!!!! 🙌 0193
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Getting closer. Switch the spots on the team names. 000
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Methinks the Madison admin got excited and forgot to update the team names in their graphic. Madison won 3-0 over AV Alta tonight. 000
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinMichael Battista @battista.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Final New York Cosmos 1-2 Westchester SC WSC scored the game winner in the 90+8’ minute, Conor McGlynn. Heartbreaking for #NYCosmos after a great second half. This has been a fun game, regardless. #NYCvsWSC 051
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How can you not be romantic about USL1 soccer? 1131
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm hoping @dancreel.com is giving updates around USL1 tonight. My wife wants to watch the Ga. Southern football game tonight so I'm out of the USL1 coverage tonight. With luck it'll be over in time for me to see some of Omaha and Knoxville. May your team be victorious and your rival defeated. 140
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Big day at the Martin house as we're teaching my youngest how to play Ticket to Ride. (We probably went out of order and started with Dominion but he's picking it up quick.) 140
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don't know how @theonion.com consistently competes with real life. 011
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My brother's book tour comes to Statesboro this weekend so my other brother and I are busy promoting it. 120
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If the playoffs started we would also be very confused because we all thought there were several weeks left in the regular season. 140
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'll call off the hunt for Red October. 150
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinWonky Target Man @dancreel.com · 17/09/202688' AND ONE KNOX HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD! Denis Krioutchenkov stuns the crowd by scoring. A direct header to Krioutchenkov who runs on to the ball and straight kicks it past Schipmann. Fort Wayne 2-3 One Knox 001
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Former Tormenta Legend Niall Reid-Stephen. 030
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remember, because I was there. (Tormenta vs. Greenville, July 13, 2022.) 050
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What am I supposed to do now? Spend time with my family?!? Enjoy other hobbies? The horrors. 370
Reposted by Luke "The Nuke" MartinChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 13/09/2026It's not even creep. It's just a straight up lie. World Cup games starting one minute later than announced was a scandal to international media. 414222
Luke "The Nuke" Martin @lukermartin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Happy 8th birthday to my youngest. He gets to celebrate by going to his brother's cross country meet this morning. (We're having a party later today. We're not monsters.) 180