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@hippriest.bsky.social
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Errr nerr, I DOAT knerr. Probably MAFTED somewhere. Likes a brew, good VARBZ and the golden hour. An actual Yorkshire pudding. Hullensian. Bird hide dweller. Gérard avoider. Bruce ForSYTH stan acc. MC. Punching. Ginger cunt🪑 🦅Ornithologist & Ecologist 🍂

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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
Fair
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
You knows it Delia Smith
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
It's a Brucie kind of day
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
Ultimate FARCE more like #morelike
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
Anyone seen that modern version of A Christmas Carol with him in it? Fucking SHITE mate.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
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Bugs Bunny Says NO
Alt: Bugs Bunny Says NO
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
Ooooh look at me with the gangs BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 9h
Bollock headed cunt
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 10h
Didn't he do well!!!
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 10h
Ross Kemp is a right busy twat isn't he
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 10h
Maya Jama needs to get a ginger wig I reckUN
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
Man knows his onions
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
No honour amongst thieves eh
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
Yaksheer gowld
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
Oh lordy we Traitin'
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
Mainlining brews in your hotel room counts as partying
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
The guv'mint took ma BABIES
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 11h
Ah well, it was good while it lasted. *Chins a sparrow*
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
So I've wasted my entire life? Nice one.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
It really could Wred Fest Oh
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
Haha
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
Gareth Hale off of Hale and Pace
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
Thursday evening
Caveman Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
That's definitely my pace these days. Well OWLD.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
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The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis
Alt: The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 12h
My first day as Kerry Katona's publicist has gone well. Pint?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 22h
U fuckin' wot m8?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 23h
Chinnings are for life, not just for Christmas 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 23h
Haha, I'll have three please 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thursday
Super Hans from Peep Show holding a #can and saying "There you go, chief. Have a suck on that sauce bottle."
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SEEEEEEEEEN BASTUD
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's always doing that
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If so, you can decide.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you a mam?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Follow your heart
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh here he is
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha!
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your mam pronounces 'sachet' like 'hatchet'.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing haha
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not yet, still quite warm even up here
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even better on days like this 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today's office
The windy Yorkshire moors
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't but I'll get on it mate
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my favourite songs is that
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you know what, it could be
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See #QualityCreation
Vincent Price as a Portuguese tart
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best
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Ufm: Bearded Man's Perfect Chef's Kiss
Alt: Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw what looked like Vincent Price's face in my pastel de nata
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ace
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get it banked
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