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HillaryGayle

@hillarygayle.bsky.social
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Heart of gold, nerves of steel, mouth of a sailor. Emergency Episcopalian Witch. Arkansas blue dot living on Quapaw land. Trans rights or GTFO

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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun fact: I didn’t “become” a witch…I think I just leaned into the witchiness. On two occasions in my life I have been in an absolute emotional outburst (okay, a towering redheaded rage both times), breaking things, screaming, calling down awful things on people…& both times the thing happened.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type your name? Yeah that tracks
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Hillary Clinton's Headache Moment
ALT: Hillary Clinton's Headache Moment
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what a world
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I do not love supporting Starbucks, but when I need protein for later in my shift it’s honestly hard to beat those damned egg bites. And this time of year the pecan cortado is there, too…
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Our daily highs are around 100F for the next 10 days and I HATE IT
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
at last we've built the cell phone panopticon from the part of nolan batman where lucius fox said not to build the cell phone panopticon
lucius fox in nolan's THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) standing in front of the massive wall of cell phone sized screens showing sonar returns from all over gotham. he considered it so unethical he threatened to quit if they used it again
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pretty grim to hear “IHeart Podcasts: guaranteed human!” followed immediately by several ChatGPT ads @iheartpodcastunion.bsky.social
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Katrina Green, MD FAAEM, FAMWA (she/her) @kgreenmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trump’s American retirement plan: Work until you die
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People are playing a lot of Dolly Parton music & rightfully so because she’s the Queen, but every time I hear a particular song I’m sitting here like…me & my Jolene-lookin’ ass over here…Dolly I can PROMISE you I ain’t trying to take any of these men.
A slightly alarmed looking middle aged woman who is basically described in the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s Jolene: flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, & eyes of emerald green (though that last one is a stretch because my eyes are more gray than green)
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No matter how good an idea it seems at the time, no matter how much fun you’re having & how perfectly sober you think you are, an ATV ride at 2am is NEVER A GOOD IDEA. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. STOP IT.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just googled how to get "high quality meat" in Pokopia and it literally gave me an answer about clearing out rogue Pokemon outposts in Withered Wasteland. There is literally no such game mechanic. The AI just hallucinated the entire thing.
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Elle @biknmusicmama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What do we want? EV Honda Fits! With touchknobs! When do we want them? 5 years ago!
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m about to do stitches on the oldest patient I’ve ever sutured. 97 years old!
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: Hallie Shoffner is actually LEADING Tom Cotton in polls right now Bryan: Don't do that. Don't give me hope. *dramatic sobs* Living blue in a red state, folks 🤣
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
YESSSSSS I got my Snorlax in Pokopia!!
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Completely leaving aside the expectation that he’d feel compelled to help a distressed fellow human: Imagine knowing what it would do for your PR that you could look like a hero. Imagine knowing that for once you could look like the good guy instead of a miserable shit & STILL not doing it.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I could listen to this version of this song on loop for like 24 hours youtu.be/-j7pu9RlOUY?is=sRM61cPOnPu…
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fancy lady massage selfie! I have the “eldest daughter syndrome” really bad, so it’s hard for me to do things that are literally JUST for my own comfort or enjoyment. I literally have to fight down the impulse to cancel this membership as a waste of money, despite using it every month.
Selfie of me sitting in the waiting area of the local spa. I’ve got copper red hair in my recent default bun, big square green framed glasses, and dangly green earrings. I am wearing very neutral but also very sparkly makeup & wearing a dark gray robe which was SOFT AF.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Some of our recent HelloFresh adventures!
A photo of a meal on a plate: it has oven-roasted fish, roasted broccoli, and mashed potatoes Meal in a blue Fiestaware bowl: it’s cheese & sundried tomato ravioli in a vodka sauce with chicken sausage & zucchini Meal on a red Fiestaware plate: roasted carrots, mashed potatoes, & cranberry spiced meatballsMeal in a blue Fiestaware bowl: grilled tilapia over lemony rice
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Also I just want to say that meal subscriptions like HelloFresh can absolutely be a disability accommodation! I’ve found that my particular brand of ADHD won’t consistently buy & cook fresh food but if I get a box full of the stuff I need, I’m a great cook & healthy eater!
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There are a handful of good things about being an adult, and one of them is that if I have leftover mashed potatoes & that’s what I want to eat for breakfast, then by George I can have leftover mashed potatoes for breakfast. In other news I’m having a great experience with Hello Fresh LOL
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I say one of my coworkers brought “the good gummy bears” which ones come to mind for you?
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hee Haw!
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Also: we went to Little Rock to see The Fifth Element in theater and I can't quit smiling. It's my very favorite comfort movie & I got to see it on the big screen. 🧡
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bryan has a serious love of Facebook Marketplace. We like vintage & resale rather than buying new anyway, so it works. Well TODAY he found someone selling a Samantha Vega Sailor Pluto purse for $15. Those NEVER go that cheap, & I've NEVER seen Pluto...my favorite character. Hella score!
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This actually explains something about how people talk about the Jewish community.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Basically if you go to a fair just know I will constantly be trying not to boost every single pic you took and mostly failing. The ‘look at this neat thing I done’ that powers so much of the fair experience is one of our most charming non-toxic traits.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bryan & I are influencing each other on eating. I mean I'm sure we've done it for the last 26 years, but there's been a lot lately. I got him into matcha while we were in Japan. He's also realized he likes salads if they have spinach & arugula, & he loves vinaigrettes & now they're growing on me.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nara Deer Park. They’re so polite they bow…until you have a wafer in your hand. Then they swarm & bite you till you fork it over! I had bruises! Herbivorous land piranhas!
Deer in Nara park near a torii gateA deer in Nara park gazing down at someone judgmentally A sleeping deer in Nara park. The antlers look like they’re made of polished wood. The asshole deer in Nara park who tried to eat my matcha ice cream cone
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The teamLabs Botanical Garden art installation in Osaka is one of the most incredible experiences I’ve ever had.
Giant inflatable eggs glowing in citrus colors. Part of teamLabs Botanical Garden in Osaka. Huge inflatable tubes lit in a variety of neon colors. Part of teamLabs Botanical Garden in Osaka. Warm colored lanterns floating on a small lake with pink & blue lit trees in the background. Part of teamLabs Botanical Garden in Osaka. Tall, beautiful trees lit in a pink & blue theme. Part of teamLabs Botanical Garden in Osaka.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Random memories from Japan. The Nintendo Museum was INCREDIBLE.
Middle aged couple in front of a mural at the Nintendo Museum. Mural depicts various iterations of Nintendo characters Middle aged couple at the Toad statues in front of the Nintendo Museum Middle aged couple outside the Nintendo museum with a replica of the Super Mario castle & a green pipe
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Put Uncrustables in a toaster oven. I promise you’ll thank me. I’m forever grateful to the Quizno’s in Conway, AR for teaching us this galaxy brain method
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If anybody out here is still playing #pokemongo & wants a new friend, hit me up!
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yesterday I parallel parked a 33 foot RV so I could get ice cream.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We’re on a camping trip. The dogs needing to go out at 4am makes me grateful for our dog door at home.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The fact that women are incredible at endurance sports because they are spectacular at tolerating extreme physical pain and emotional distress is such a sharp metaphor for life under patriarchy I can hardly stand it.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Secondary trauma is giving someone the worst news of their life.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So far everyone has made it through Independence Day with their digits…
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Until this heat dome extreme heat warning weather goes away, this is my default hairstyle. Amusingly, while it’s so hot I can’t stand for my hair to touch my neck, it’s so cold in this one day surgery center that I brought a hoodie.
Middle aged redheaded lady with giant square clear framed glasses, dangly crystal earrings, & a dark red hoodie. Her giant mass of extremely long red hair is in a twist on top of her head & secured with a claw clip.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Today’s date is fun to say out loud. Six twenty six twenty twenty six.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Randomly thinking about my favorite triage note of all time from one of our English 2nd language nurses: “The patient had much drinks for the day of his birth. He fell upon his head in the parking lot.”
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Currently getting me through these shifts: my AirPods with my lofi video game music playlist, my aromatherapy nose rings, my giant water tumbler, & sheer determination & grit.
Actual picture of me at work: a photo of a mouse wearing overalls, a red crayon, & a chocolate chip cookie. The text reads ‘Please give a bitch a break. I work very hard. I’m trying my best. I’m so tired all the goddamn time.”
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Holo Taco nail polishes are becoming somewhat of an obsession for me. My nails are the most glorious metallic lime green (Acid Drip). I just ordered the entire set of Coastal Cremes.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There’s a lure on the Pokestop at my job, so I need to figure out who else around here is playing Pokemon Go! (P.S. if anyone else is still playing, lets be friends!)
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I had the most fun, made the best friends, and miss the atmosphere of Livejournal more than anything else.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
People have a right to all of their medical records, but the ability of patients to see a pathology report before a provider can explain the language to them is really not a great idea. This post brought to you by me having to tell my dad-in-law he has bladder cancer.
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm awake, alert & oriented today but still just profoundly TIRED.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/06/2026
A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually
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HillaryGayle @hillarygayle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Things I miss about Japan already: being able to walk into a store & snag J-beauty skin care, trains, KitKats, & that Japanese style shower-tub room from my 2nd hotel. Shoutout to the tub rooms at the Hotel Intergate Osaka Umeda! Only ¥1000 per night for that upgrade!
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