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Hildo

@hildosaur.bsky.social
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Graphic Designer in Las Vegas. Just another weird artsy nerdy lady. 36* This is just a place for me to vent and shitpost. Sorry!

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You guys ever think about how unrelentingly stupid everything is all the time
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𝕻𝖆𝖟𝖚 @hellgoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very-late-to-the-party fallen knight gargoyle #weretober #weretober2026
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kookaburra Call
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus Christ, I didn't think we'd actually get to the "public executions" stage of Trump's project to roll back the last 100 years of societal development.
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It has some kind of coating on it and the paper is too smooth. Which probably sounds insane to those who don't get it 🤣
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought a new notebook when I was in Denver this summer and I just unwrapped it and I can't use it because I hate the way the paper feels (no I haven't been diagnosed)
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the very least it's gonna be a good exercise for living in the moment. My pattern-seeking brain doesn't have enough data so I am forced to take it day by day 😆
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a bizarre turn of events someone slid into my DMs less than a week after posting this. 2nd date this weekend 👀
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Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
Alt: Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guys...Freakazoid is on Tubi
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I appreciate it. I feel bad venting about it too because there are so many worse problems out there...but it still just sucks 🫠
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, so many people are afraid of being vulnerable too. That is if I can even get someone to respond and make plans 😅
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol true. I definitely am super sensitive to rejection and I have the issue of immediately jumping to "well something must be wrong with me"
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks. Idk why this week has just been so hard 😅 and if I hear one more "it'll happen when you stop looking/least expect it" I'm gonna... I dunno. Something!
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know this statement isn't coming from a rational place but I feel like no one ever wants to take a chance on me, or sees me as a prize. I'll probably delete this later lol
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The single-ness is hurting extra hard this week for some reason. I don't think a lot of people understand how hard it is to have to do everything by yourself. Yes, I have great friends but they all have their own lives and problems.
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds like it was meant to be! Become the jizard you've always dreamed of
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The boy whose balls exploded
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But I did get this today! Thanks to the lady working who got me the cup I wanted, definitely turning this Kirkeversary around for me :)
A photo of the Simpsons treehouse of horror meal from Jack in the Box
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just want a cute fall date at BJ's so I can eat a spooky pizookie :(
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
just remembered I have tomorrow off thank fuck
Ea-Nasir of Ur with the text Absolute Copper
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
jar'd
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
okay fine i'll watch the matrix again
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
See I have the opposite problem where I overeat to self soothe lol
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I lived and got a cute pumpkin
A black plush pumpkin decoration with a ghost pattern
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Going to the store = being hunted for sport simulator
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If anxiety burned calories I'd be sooo skinny
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I like that IG has a close friends option but I need an even closer friends option sometimes. I guess that's what Tumblr/bsky is for...
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the guys I was playing with gave me the laser pointer so we could complete a puzzle and I immediately had a brain fart and threw it as far as possible lmao
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Big Walk is super fun guys
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Immortan Joe voice
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can't wait to get old so I can get away with replying all to all-staff emails
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It actually just tastes like Airheads. I'm sorry for judging so early 😓
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Now with more chemicals!
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's got the red 40!
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hate generic candy tf is a slabz
A candy package called Slabz Taffy
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
imagine telling people back in 2016 that this is where we are at:
Jeb Bush telling you only had to clap
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don't worry, it's a dry heat!
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Elmo Fire
Alt: Elmo on Fire
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That's so true 🤣 I did at least clean and do my laundry. But it'll be easier to go outside once it's not 110 out (that's 43c 😉)
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ohh that's a good idea! Burrito Saturdays 🌯
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Glaceon Uses Ice Beam in Pokemon Brilliant Diamond
ALT: Glaceon Uses Ice Beam in Pokemon Brilliant Diamond
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah I think I just get burnt out socially being in the office all week lol
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If I don't have committed plans on the weekends my brain just wants to stay inside. Even if I kinda wanna go out on my own lol
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yeah no sometimes you just need a chill weekend in the self imposed mental prison
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yeah my weekend was good i was too afraid to go outside so i stayed in and went insane
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 22/08/2026
Federal officials have announced sharp water cuts for the next two years for California, Nevada and Arizona — three Western states that rely on the imperiled Colorado River. to.pbs.org/3SuwGWy
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Federal officials announce water cuts as Colorado River supplies continue to plunge
Under the Bureau of Reclamation's plan, California, Nevada and Arizona will collectively reduce water use by 1.25 million acre-feet annually for the next two years, with the possibility of larger cuts...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Which one did you get? Apparently some locations will let you just buy the toys separate
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Hildo @hildosaur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Getting to that stage in a logo design process where everything looks like shit from an ass
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