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Hightide

@hightide.bsky.social
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piece of shit urchin guy

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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
steamhappy is the greatest piece of art created in the past century
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
INFINITE MONEY GLITCH: work every day for the rest of your life
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
she waylon on my smithers till my mister burns
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
new dragon quest trailer has fans asking many hard-hitting questions, such as "are the lizard guy and the nonbinary barista the same person?"
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
there’s something lowkey problematic about you but i can’t put my finger on it
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
this was an awful idea
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
hate when a post says "ketchup doesn't exist." yes it fuckin does bro
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
no nights at freddy's. five nights at no one's.
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
new trend: 65. it's the latest tik tok craze that's taking the nation by storm.
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
wasn't gonna drink tonight but i miss hhgregg so much
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
for sale: gold armor. nether worn.
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
just designed a new pokemon: Unown-🫃
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
can't play as a thwomp in mario kart world. what the fuck was even the point of making the game then
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
me: hey check out this straw camel: *nervously* what kind of straw
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i think if i was a minecraft dispenser and someone activated me with redstone i’d moan a lil bit
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
i hate conditions. why can't things just happen
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
honestly y’all i would fuck up some ice soup rn i can’t even lie
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
they’re putting you in the sludge tomorrow. yeah, they’re gonna take you to the vat of sludge tomorrow and they’re gonna dunk you in there like an oreo.
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
every 7/11 in michigan got one of these inside
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
do it moonblast? or are you on the gleam team
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
fun fact: it's actually impossible to delete your bluesky account! don't believe me? try it!
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
we in this shit like corn
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
work: starts at 9 me at 8:99:
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
ah, WarioThere (found him)
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i haven't taken a shit in 21 years
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
every 3d video game starting area got that one slightly elevated ledge with grass on it
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NoNamesWereLeftForMe @nonameswereleftfor.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas from Family Guy image with NoNamesWereLeftForMe lazily edited over the "Family Guy"
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
better to have been goated and washed than never to have been goated at all
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
lead a horse to water and he'll drink for the rest of his life
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
one day you will solve your last daily wordle
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
find luigi
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn
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NoNamesWereLeftForMe @nonameswereleftfor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Why the fuck does Mr. Blizzard target women with his orb
Screenshot of Mario Party 6 with a player highlighting the Mr. Blizzard Orb item that has the description "If an opponent lands on it, she'll lose all of her Orbs"
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We want brian back @wewantbrianback.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Tips for new Bluesky users: Prince Ryoma will wait patiently for his revenge, but only for 25 turns. After that, he will begin his assault.
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
for sale: pants. never worn.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 07/11/2024
kinda sucks that supervillains are real but superheroes aren’t
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
talk to a podcast? but they can't hear you!
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
if you had one shot one opportunity to take the biggest shit you've ever taken would you wipe it or just let it crust?
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
double digits baybee
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
TOP 5 USES FOR APPLES: 1. creating sin 2. inventing gravity 3. keeping doctors away 4. shooting with an arrow while on a child’s head 5. pie
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
i'm not hooked on the brothers bro i swear i can stop whenever i want
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
wasn't gonna drink today but I miss the iphone 5 so much
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
the woke left is cancelling me for my devotion to the fell dragon
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
just invented jacking on
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
put a lock on my bag so as to prevent one from letting the cat out of it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch ME: the fewtch? STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
scary fact's: next year's 9/11 will be on friday the 13th 😱
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Hightide @hightide.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
spending money pros: money cons: spending
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