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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️

@jesstessthemess.bsky.social
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The trans witch your momma warned you about artist/writer as seen on The Verge.

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Do you think the new pope has ever had a weekend marg tower in chicago
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Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 @mariahbrown.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm not sure a lobotomy would be enough guys
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"why do you text in all lowercase" god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
We are the sons of the boys they couldn't bring back to town
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
on the plane shoving my fist into my mouth watching the 6 yo child in front of me absolutely throw the shit out of multiple tetris games in a row
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Americans are entitled to and should demand better than this from the President of the United States.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
what do you mean elon and palanir are making a subscription based missile service
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
ur so goated… fuck.. dude ur so goated.. i’m seduced..
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Quit having potstickers with the snot lickers and come eat tiramisu with a mysterious dude
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If there is another recession do my parents have to get divorced again?
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
(Referring to my life) Still not sure what I’m going to do about this whole thing
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
no sweetie its okay your 401k is in heaven now 🖤
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Nate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
ur references are obscure and u often make little sense. let’s form an alliance
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
the banks are out of money but my girlfriend's purse is not. We move
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
you know the way ppl grab their dogs by the neck and shove them into poop so they know not to do it indoors
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The Republican American dream just being an assembly line of unvaccinated workers with 6 unvaccinated kids at home making door knobs and hangers that were $4 cheaper a unit to manufacture in Taiwan
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
its called the switch 2 bc you’re gonna switch 2 a cheaper hobby
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female gooner @lofibaby.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
applied for a job as soon as i saw those switch 2 prices
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
80 USD for mario kart Bowser better step out of the console and start a family with me if they're really gonna charge me that much
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
hiiiii [with intentions of robbing you]
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
done with my filling the dentist says my vagina looks great
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
last name ever, first name dummest
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
the best way to get a hiring mangers attention is to already work at the company then slowly absorb the responsibilities and duties of the new position while receiving no extra pay or title change
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
death will not do us part you stupid bitch
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
my pussy always points north
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
giving him half a can of wet food to go with my pussy
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
[trying to impress my plug] daaamn this weed looks fireee but it would look better on my bedroom floor…
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
"she committed human rights violations at cuntanamo slay"
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
(7 margaritas, a line and 2 cigarettes deep) i think i like this little lifeeee
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
bro u were a proper scallywag the night afore
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
i saw mommy pegging santa claus
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
sorry for being mean my lips are chapped
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
apparently if u reflexively kick one of santa’s elves like a spooked horse they will ban u from the mall
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
can’t sleep i need some white noise alexa play bong rip compilations
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
can i come over and lay completely still on top of u for 3 hours
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
wasn't gonna drink today but I miss the iphone 5 so much
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
*awkwardly putting my clothes back on* sorry. i thought gender reveal party meant orgy
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