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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This movie is a wonderful combination of righteous rage, gross out humor, and general Cormanism. Outstanding performances.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am finally watching the Peter Dinklage Toxic Avenger movie. it somehow manages to feel like a tribute to Troma and a part of Troma. I love it. I found that smoking up about 25 min in worked great. YMMV
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rick Telander 🧑🏼‍🍳😘💔😢 chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2026/1...
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'Da Coach' Mike Ditka embodied Chicago, the city he adopted
The son of a Pennsylvania steel mill worker came to Chicago as a player and became a legend.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bears fans, call your dad today
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am yelling and swearing a LOT at my tv.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 04/10/2026
Despite having zero experience, ProPublica founded two private schools this year. You probably could, too! Take our quiz to find out just how easy it can be, then share your results with us by tagging @propublica.org.
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Quiz: Where Could You Open a Private School? — ProPublica
Private school requirements vary wildly across states. Take our quiz to find out just how easy starting one can be.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's his baseball card?
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am some kind of masochist, I believe, because I return to reddit over and over. New Yorkers may be the most parochial people in the world. These statements are related.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just submitted an email under the category "voice an opinion" and selected the category "human rights" on the governor's website. gov.illinois.gov/contact-us/v...
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Voice An Opinion
Thank you for taking the time to contact the Office of Governor JB Pritzker. Please complete the form below, and submit it by clicking on the button marked "Submit". The information fields marked with...
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you live in Illinois, please support the campaign to demand that @govpritzker.illinois.gov pardon Keshia Golden. Read Holly Krig's piece in my newsletter about the case: prisonculture.substack.com/p/prisons-pr...
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Prisons, Prose & Protest - #43
Rants, Musings and More
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anywho watching this Cubs game tonight made me think of all that. Might have been the company I was keeping. As I write this, the game's not over.
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Go Cubs Go Cubbies
Alt: "Go Cubs Go!" text and a blue disc with a Cubs red "C" The disc is spinning on its edge
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He has a bad drive or approach shot and it wrecks him. He gets so mad. I get one solid drive (just matches his, a man almost 30 years my senior) and I'm on cloud 9. If I land a chip shot within a couple of feet of the hole, I'm thinking I might make it to the senior tournament soon.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing the Cubs and Sox in very similar but somehow very different situations to start this postseason is like when I go golfing with my father-in-law. He shoots really well. He golfs a lot, wins tournaments in his gated community. I golf once every couple of years.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a lifelong Sox fan partnered with a lifelong Cubs fan, anything I say after this gets me in trouble. I do not hate the Cubs. I was not raised like that. My dad did not care at all about the Cubs. The Cubs are my second favorite MLB team. I want them to win but I am not invested in them directly.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since I got new episodes of both @rememberthispod.bsky.social and @500songspodcast.bsky.social in the same week, I assume a new episode of Cocaine & Rhinestones will drop tomorrow 🤞🏼
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did the Eagles not prepare at all for any passing game?
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have the Bears put together an all-around great offense? Is that what we're seeing?
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sharon Horgan got a new show on HBO called Youth and it's great
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joey Belladonna singing: "I am the code! You won't fart around no more!"
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a *new* car dealer. New car dealers also sell used cars, but, strictly speaking, used car dealers might be shady, but they aren't the small business owners bankrolling MAGA. New car dealers are the real villains.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Maeve. She may be the sweetest, most good natured, most trusting dog I have ever met. She was abandoned in DC last week, and since I’m not able to adopt a dog now, I had to turn her over to the Brandywine Animal Shelter. I want to make sure this absolute delight of a dog finds a good home.
An adorable female Rottweiler named Maeve
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They added a second day, but it sold out. I believe my neighbors across the street ended up with tickets to both days. We were at the Sidebar Friday night when they wheeled in a machine. It wasn't even set up yet but you could still smell it.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fitzgerald's is hosting a Mold-a-rama festival this weekend
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BUZZBALL!
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We got a free sample of "bone broth" for dogs. Do NOT give it to your dog. We poured it on her food a few times until it was gone and now she is sadly perplexed why we are not always pouring it on her food.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤔
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven't watched the episode yet and I am so looking forward to finding out how you made these work as categories.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In our village of ~50K residents, my wife's cousin and a friend of ours are both people whom everybody knows. I accidentally brought them together tonight and it turns out they'd never met before. They bonded immediately and I have no idea what I have unleashed.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Fox and the Grapes is the absolute worst of Aesop's Fables. The story below mid and the tacked-on moral is basically "Those people mad at you: Haters. Fuck 'em."
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Am I calling the River Forest Police Department tomorrow to have a word about this? Yes, yes I am. Will I now avoid ever driving through River Forest for any reason? You betcha
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The current sticker is on the plate. It does not expire until the end of next month. I once received a ticket in that same town for exp reg and I told the cop "I may have renewed it but lost the sticker," and he said "No, I checked with the SoS." I know they check this shit.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My 20 y.o. child got a ticket for speeding at 2:30 in the morning last night. Fine, that's on them. They got a ticket for no proof of insurance. Fine, easily resolved when we show proof. They got a third ticket for expired registration, which is utter bullshit.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The tribute to Catherine O'Hara on the Emmys was wonderful.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We bought a hybrid memory foam/coil mattress a few years ago and I have trouble believing how life changing that was.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Last Train to Clarksville" starts. THREE SECONDS IN, IT GOES TO COMMERCIAL
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I must not know anybody who went to Harvard
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Scene ends, screen goes black, new scene starts, ads show up in the middle of the new scene. I understand that on broadcast tv ad breaks may have had a little leeway and that Tubi shows the ad at exact times regardless of content. It still makes me nuts.
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm watching the Monkees on Tubi. I am fine with the ad breaks. I'm not paying anything so that's fair. I am, however, going nuts because this show originally aired with ad breaks and the app pays no mind whatsoever to the timing of the original ad breaks.
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Merrill Markoe @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I always get a little nostalgic knowing that the Emmy awards are about to be broadcast (Sept 14) Allow me to take you on a journey back to 1983, as I tell you about the time I attended. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/my-award-s...
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MY AWARD SHOW STORY
And The Curse of “Everything is Under Control.”
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love/hate your stories so much
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Realtor?
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Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
Alt: Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My dad used to point to the White Castle we passed on our way to my grandma's on Xmas day and say "This is the only time White Castle is closed." Now he calls me up to let me know. Anyway, where do you get these amazing biscuits and gravy?
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the cats is demanding to inspect inside the kitchen cabinets and that is making me nervous
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But I ordered *iced* and I'm just playing a game of Risk. You've ruined everything!
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is a 16th Century German monk and scholar called Martin Truther. As time went on he began to be convinced that catholic dogma was a malign influence from the stars to try and prevent a terrestrial kingdom of heaven. He never died and wanders around Europe to this day
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My brain saw "Bill Clinton" next to "'written'" and made it into "Bill Watterson" and that nearly broke me
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think I'm turning into Robert Christgau. Every time I listen to them lately I'm like "Are the Mekons the greatest rock & roll band of all time? 🤔"
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highnumber @highnumber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I will stop listening to the episode right now and await the corrected recording.
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