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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 6h
Someone at Gawker thought the same thing about TGI Friday's never ending apps in 2014 and put it to the test (Gawker archive link, not to the zombie Gawker of today)
gawkerarchives.com
My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
What if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in wh...
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 7h
In hybrids probably yes. I don't do Uber, but mostly city driving in my Ioniq gets me north of 600 miles on a ten gallon tank of gas.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 11h
It is in your age bracket though
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 11h
I will wrestle every mount Rushmore regardless of your opinion on it
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 13h
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 13h
Vince calling triple paul after seeing this: GET HIM A POLKADOTTED SINGLET RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 14h
"Troy, Like the gold. Because I am *golden*." Use that and rest assured you will never be forced to work again
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 16h
The same sauce twice? You gotta be like 46-47 years old.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 17h
Absolutely. The only section missing is the list of sauces, the one thing every guy gets into by age 38 for some reason
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 19h
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You fight a mime in this exact outfit and as a reward it drops the baguette costume pieces
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is exactly what Clair Obscur: expedition 33 characters look like
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Europeans say Addy-das, Americans say Ah-Dee-Dus. So yes.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminds me of the sound engineer who designed a system with mics and speakers to play back all the noise his neighbors made back at them at triple the volume. He called it the instant karma machine
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
C3PO:[Translating Jabba] Master Jabba asks why such a simple mercenary such as yourself sullies his illustrious presence. POOTIE TANG: Jabba, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai! C3PO: [Scared, to Jabba in Huttese] He says we're to stop our evil ways.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me explaining to my passengers why I'm keeping the windows rolled up after absolutely ripping ass in the driver's seat
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Child *rapes and murders. Beria was considered a sexual predator by 1950s Russian standards.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love how he's using Lavrentiy Beria getting executed as an example of out of control leftists when Beria has a whole chunk of his Wikipedia dedicated to the child and murders he committed.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay you can pre-pay here. like i said i'll also take cash but pre-paying would be a good idea because if you don't i might sell all these to my neighbors and when you show up i'll have none left for you
beanyear.com
CHANTRELLE MUSHROOM 1Lb – LOCAL PDX PICK UP ONLY
1LB of CHANTRELLE MUSHROOMS We just picked them this past weekend and have too many. Pick up is this coming Saturday or by arraignment. If you pre buy them here I’ll email you the address and…
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I stopped a dude from buying gift cards for a phone scammer earlier today, he was in line at a client pharmacy being talked through the purchase. The caller ID on the phone said 'potential scam'. When I asked the victim who it was his answer was 'the guy on the phone'
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leni Riefenstahl bemoans how political sports have become
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the only thing about this that's unbelievable is that there's a retail store with a 40% off employee discount
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 05/10/2026
Here's a little freebie for my starving Jaguars fans
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
man this guy loved hats
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly the biggest strike against AI as emerging tech is how little actual porn is AI. If it was good that whole market would be gone, but people want organic all natural beef
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All pasta is breakfast pasta if you believe in yourself
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My last day at my current job is tomorrow and because I left voluntarily I don't get full unemployment benefits for three months. If anyone has a line on some paid freelance writing work then please reach out.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ET. That little fuck is a nightmare
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In hindsight that scene meant that when will Smith pulled the alien out of the space he punched him in the space helmet. Will Smith knocked out his outfit
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gotta add in little big league
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they do a pretty good job of pacing out the collactables, so you run out and have to do story, then some more pop up as you progress. There's basically never a chunk of the game where you don't have something to collect or clear right up until the final boss.
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's been a lot of talk over the years about Vince as some sort of wrestling genius when his only real talent was convincing people he was underpaying that he's their dad
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dude has nipples that look like the ground beef pizza places use as a topping.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The strategy against Wang Cong is to never start with the head. She'll get all fuzzy and can't feel the next-
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH BUDDY
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@troyponce.bsky.social BOBBY GREEN FIGHT IS NOW
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