Reposted by highkingbrittanyInfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The main difference between the Bible and The Lord of the Rings is that when someone calls The Lord of the Rings their favorite book, they’ve probably read it. 20373021175
Reposted by highkingbrittanyIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Tater tots are what happens when potatoes choose joy instead of responsibility 9806127
Reposted by highkingbrittanyThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's perfectly acceptable to answer "books and pastries" when someone asks what your plans for the weekend are. 331308155
Reposted by highkingbrittanyThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I want to move to NYC for the pizza and socialism 1534029
Reposted by highkingbrittanyThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026One pizza is one serving. That's why the guy handed it to me, one person 192419
Reposted by highkingbrittanyJosh Parham @jrparham.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If you were to ask me what is the most egregious Oscar snub in history, my answer is still Anthony Perkins for Psycho.static.klipy.comNorman Bates' Chilling SmileALT: Norman Bates' Chilling Smile 101127285
Reposted by highkingbrittanyMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Too much garlic?! What's next? Too much joy? Too much happiness? Too much love? 1091613226
Reposted by highkingbrittanyDiana Chard @dianachard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026All my library holds came in at once so now I have to quit my job to read. 4481744
Reposted by highkingbrittanyKye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The president of the United States is a fucking moron and a paedophile. 44994177
Reposted by highkingbrittanyAmir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 06/03/2026hey hey just another quick reminder to anyone who chose to do anything other than vote for Kamala: no we will never forgive any of your motherfuckers for any of this shit 243164491
Reposted by highkingbrittanySascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I consider "remove the seeds from the chili" the same as "use one clove of garlic": whoever wrote it is a coward, I do not respect them, and I will be going to flavour country with or without their permission 1417121
Reposted by highkingbrittanyMia Myers 🔪 🎃 @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 08/10/2025One thing I'm never gonna be concerned with is the opinion of an MF who can't even read cursive 57022
Reposted by highkingbrittany🚀👩🏾🚀✨ @kianna.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Literally the most frustrating part of my day, every single day. Other folks do not understand. It's exhausting. 051
highkingbrittany @highkingbrittany.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Introduce yourself as a Black TV Character. #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver40media.tenor.coma woman in a leather jacket is talking to someone and says no why would you ever say something like that ?ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is talking to someone and says no why would you ever say something like that ? 030
Reposted by highkingbrittanyTerry O’Rourke 🇨🇦 @catwhisperer45.bsky.social · 05/02/2025They didn’t want the black woman, so they picked the crazy man. 🤣😅😂 3463573
Reposted by highkingbrittanyKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 05/02/2025I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's. 1241281912428
Reposted by highkingbrittanyFrankyW. @jcm-frank.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I need some cornbread today or we riot at sunset 011
Reposted by highkingbrittanyThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries. 1774320092345
Reposted by highkingbrittanySheady Omahrt @sheadyomahrt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows. 1421470895102
