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Suspiciously Green Bananas

@mia-sade.blacksky.app
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Yapper. Millennial Emeritus. Sometimes writer. A full-time delight. Formerly @mia_sade. I'm mad about not having that underscore

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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 44m
What happened to Keith Washington?
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 46m
This is dumb as hell
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 53m
I somehow fell into a dead parent club rabbit hole on IG. That reminds me of the time I traumatized a barista here because I was having an awful grief day. Me: I know it's early but can I have some whiskey in my coffee? My mom's dead
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
My PT job liked the video I made! I'm actually doing good, guys!
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
I know Shemar was running then RAGGED down to the club
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
Sometimes you just gotta turn on Playa Poncho
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
Iono friend. Might be at least one
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
I thought the man on the left was Kenan Thompson doing a bit. And, yes, I'm wearing my glasses
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Troynelious Q. @troyneliousq.bsky.social · 3h
Everyday is Festivus if you really bout that action.
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Seinfeld: Frank Costanza's Festivus Grievances
ALT: Seinfeld: Frank Costanza's Festivus Grievances
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
I'll be listening cuz everybody is gorgeous and I like murder
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
This is probably fake but I want parts
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 2h
These children on Team Moms only go to school two hours a day? This is why the babies can't read
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 3h
I'm still really mad I broke my wine glass. I'm complementing getting another set of 4, but having 7 of them seems ridiculous
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 4h
It's okay to like folk. They be pretty cool.
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 4h
Time to break this classic back out
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Jenifer Lewis’ Afro @msjlaw.blacksky.app · 4h
Do cannibals not eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 15h
My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 4h
Since we're talking about everybody being married, I'm internet ordained and can do y'all's vow renewals. I'm cheap and I'm a blast
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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 4h
All the men are married for sure.
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 4h
🫣
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 5h
Like the official one or...?
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 5h
He got the Sherman Hemsley. Not very Circle of Life of him
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 5h
LAWDDD BE MY WITNESS
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 5h
Candace Owens being a secret lesbian is whatever, but I wish I had as much enthusiasm about life as she does about cunnilingus
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 7h
I done found some ridiculous white people mess to watch while I finish working. It's about baseball parents. A team mom already called one of the players a bitch
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 7h
I'm watching Warrior again in November
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 7h
So, I'm procrastinating and building my fall 2026 playlist. One thing I've noticed is that I keep adding stuff from my 2021 playlist. Spooky bitches, is that a thing? Or am I just listening to the same 25 songs day in and day out?
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 7h
For the sexy people
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Pipe (feat. XNDA)
Christina Aguilera, XNDA · Liberation · Song · 2018
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 7h
Our good sis was singing for her life and sanity
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Walk Away
Christina Aguilera · Stripped · Song · 2002
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 8h
‼️
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 9h
I’m a cusser. I love to cuss. And it has nothing to do with my inability to use other words to get my point across, I just like it. Shit!
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 10h
Keep it away from me and my family
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 21h
Aye man, FUCK Woodrow Wilson
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 23h
I just hate it for those kids. You're dad's dead and your grandparents killed him? Unimaginable
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 23h
Y'all come read this
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 23h
Prince would never
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
This was specifically made for me Listen to Webbie X Tony Toni Tone Mashup.mp3 by Walk1189 on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/pNQVIhYO3ewM...
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Webbie X Tony Toni Tone Mashup.mp3
Webbie Mashup
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
"Well, Kandi, why don't you check around Puerto Rico and see if there's a studio we can go drop some beats."
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
My hips hurt and I don't know how to fix that
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I remembered to put out my crystals. I'm so proud of myself
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Gotta be honest, this is too light skinned for me
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
They make better candy. Y'all don't have to live like this
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
A notebook and a Pentel RSVP fine point pen
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Y'all are just making up liking candy corn. You can't trick me
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
forever that girl.
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Welp.
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Bounce on that shit...dance.
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The Tea Lady @crissstalitooo.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
If I can’t be weird with you, you not my people
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Suspiciously Green Bananas @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I don't trust his face, and I don't like anything he has going on
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Lil Spicy Pisces @shaybuttabby888.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I sit and I wonder, if you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you comfort me?
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Jojagifs Suvondutch
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