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the joie de vivre of Theodor Seuss Geisel raised by Run the Jewels // print your cards, kill your gods

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CoolStuffInc ➡ CoolStuffCon Orlando! @coolstuffinc.com · 2h
This is legal advice
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 4h
I proxy my decks && I think my method is legit (folks often mistake it for real cards at first glance) so I wanna share. 1) mtgprint.net is my go to for printing. 2) Any edge corner cutter on Amazon will do, that’s the extra 🤌 that makes it look good. 3) A basic land behind it gives it heft.
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MTG Print
MTG Print is a free service offered by CardTrader to PROXY print Magic The Gathering decks with your home printer
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 6h
Yes hello CPS? This one right here
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/10/2026
Don't ever tell me this shit is about protecting children. They don't give a shit about kids. They just want to eliminate trans existence and grift off donor money while they do it.
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BSKY
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/10/2026
Mindlessly repeating AI sucks and doesn't work isn't going to do anything politically. We have to take this tech seriously if we want to force it out of the hands of the oligarchs and soulless corporations. This tech has the potential to be liberatory but if we don't organize, it'll be carceral.
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Greater Los Angeles (Combined Statistical Area): Over 18 million San Diego Metropolitan Area: ~3.40 million
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good little card slut yeahhh open your packs
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahaha this is so stupid. God pack! You did it! You won capitalism!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN WHOSE REVEALIN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD : WITHOUT UNINTERRUPTED PERIODS OF REST AND CONTEMPLATION WE CAN NOT LIVE OUR LIFES AS WE SHOULD !!! EVEN IN THOSE SWEDISH TYPE COUNTRYS WHERE THEY LET EM GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH THERE STILL TIED TO DA MACHINE THE OTHER 11 MONTH'S OF THE FUCKIN YEAR , AND, THEY USALLY GO ON VACATION IN AUGUST ANY WAY "THE WORST MONTH" SO FUCK IT , WELL FEBRARYS THE WORST MONTH, BUT AUGUST IS JUST HOT FEBRARY, SO , DA TEXT "THREE DAY WORK WEEK NOW - FRIDAY SHOULD BE THE WEEKEND - AND IF YA GOTTA WORK MONDAY, SUNDAY DOESN'T COUNT" - AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH AND ILL RUN FOR PRESEDENT ON THAT SHIT IF THEY LET ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JACKSON FUCKIN CHOURIO
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shoutout Violet. If nobody got me I know #988 got me.
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I fuckin love Pat Murphy. Go Crew
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoutout Breanna. If nobody got me I know #988 got me
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My MF’in goat 😤
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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just chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dear WOTC, Please hire Rebecca Guay to do more art for legendary creatures. I need it. Chase
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my favorite things about sharing my mental health problems is how people start to distance themselves from me 🙃
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 30/09/2026
nervous
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You ever sniff a sharpie just for the head rush?
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The dangers of parenting while sleeving a deck. Some cards may go missing
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top of the mornin', top of the mornin', top of the mornin', Top of the mornin', top of the mornin', top of the mornin’, Top of the mornin' Hold on let's get this shit, let's get this shit, Let’s get this shit
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell is empty and all the demons are here
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy fuck did not realize @seraphsix.com damn near built all the online EDH tooling available I thought he was just a chill dude
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phone number to the Office of Michael Kotlikoff, the President of Cornell, if that’s something that could be of use to people: (607) 255-5201
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phone number to the Office of Michael Kotlikoff, the President of Cornell, if that’s something that could be of use to people: (607) 255-5201
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Growth in your 20s is fun. Growth in your 30s hurts man.
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life lately fr
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got my fuckin dick kicked in at prerelease. Hands down worst time playing MTG ever.
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Olivia Gobert-Hicks @goberthicks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Reality Fracture pre release to all who celebrate
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 25/09/2026
Official magic accessories the instant UltraPro wasn’t allowed to phone in the absolute bare minimum anymore
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have I watched this 3x? YES Will I likely 3 more times before 2HG on Sunday? YES
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OMG ITS THURSDAY NEW @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pet peeve: when a loading screen says 100% If you were 100% I would be playing rn
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cleaned my mechanical keyboard and one key cap is missing. I suspect @zbexx.art is to blame
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You’re as healthy as a horse!” “Thanks Doc!” *twist my ankle on the way out, they put me down*
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beta has been fun af
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Targeted ads are so smart! Is my phone listening to me? Targeted ads:
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still the greatest song ever
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Bring Me The Horizon - Doomed - L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)
YouTube video by BMTHOfficialVEVO
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Add to my face all day? Fine. Indoctrinate my kid? Fuck you Disney
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry for being slow about everything. I'm sad and tired and alive in the year 2026.
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