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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Justifying my daily 8 AM hotdog: "You see breakfast was invented by white people to prop up the American corn industry and stop you from masturbating"

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Therapist with a depressed sex addict: Maybe we focus a less on what you lubriCANT and start focusing on what you lubriCAN

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dress for the cyberpunk dystopia you want, not the one you have

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Winamp Skin: wpx 278 icircuit

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

"Let the knife do all the work" What am I? Some filthy capitalist trying to squeeze every drop of surplus value from some poor blade? I will tear it apart myself. With my teeth

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

She go silent on my hill when she gives me that pyramid head

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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Guy that only eats taco bell at a different Mexican restaurant: "No, it's a good burrito, I just think it needs a few more layers. Five ideally.

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Remember: the safe word is "jury annulment"

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Me as a snake: Ohh please let me eat my tail. I love just munching on it. It's like I was born with a little snack built into me. It's just a little meal

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Squirt is NOT pee. It's NOT cum either. It's a different third thing. A religious experience, honestly

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Time to play "Am I a shell of my former self or am I dehydrated"

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

To those that I browse with: Please keep stealing my data These class action checks Are too slow to come And too small to cover a meal But it's nice to know You think I have worth

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

One wet burrito please, hold the wet. No I don't want a dry burrito. Make it snappy. Five stars are on the line, buddy

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Forgive me, for I am unc Absolve me, for I am chopped Avenge me, for I am cooked

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Roomie: Do you ever regret getting a cat? Me: Only between the hours of 5:30 to 8 AM and 11:00PM to 3 AM

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/02/2025

Another day in the wife mines. Boss says if we don’t find another vein of single monogamous sweeties soon they’re gonna close us down. Says poly couples where the guy is straight are the future anyway. City boy doesn’t understand. My father, my grandfather, they all dug wife in these tunnels

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

They will generate a fake world in order to justify tearing down the real one

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Fucked up that a single burger isn't quite enough to make you full

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I loaded this bad boy with enough msg to kill a Caucasian doctor

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Circus liquor clown, your so sexy ahaha make that face I like

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Listening to happy birthday be like: Man this probably hits so hard if it's your birthday

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

It's rough, man. I really used to have a passion for the fiddle but idk now. There's something about watching the city burn that's really throwing off my groove

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Brilliant things are happening on OfferUp

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

where does the new york times even find these people

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I need a second season of CABINET OF CURIOSITIES to be announced. It was clearly just getting started, and I want some high-quality ongoing anthology horror shows, please.

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I need you to love me the way a true crime girlie loves Ted Bundy

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

It's a fine day for questioning my life choices

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Contrary to the Harlan Ellison story, every cell of my body has a mouth and it's constantly screaming now and forever

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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Adam Rex, Terror

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/12/2024

you only believe other "planets" in our "solar system exist because you're easily fooled by propaganda. once you understand that the "planets" are just projections projected against the dome around earth keeping your mind small and within the ice wall, you will never go back. awaken you're mind

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Having a friend play Mouthwashing while me and four other friends watch and voice each character was one of the best gaming experiences I've had. 10/10 game

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I'm screaming now, I'm screaming later, I was screaming 10 minutes ago. I'm an unbroken stream of vocal horror 24/7. Please subscribe

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Fabiola @shedellamorte.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Thread of short films I love and recommend:

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Desperately lighting the banorah as the Chikita Banana death squads close in on my location

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Let's set a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to schedule a meeting in order to sched

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Sexy masses of squirming earthworms searching for hot plots of fertile dirt in your local area

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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/11/2024

can’t believe heavens gate got cancelled by the woke mob 🤦‍♀️

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Alex @generaljack.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Ken Burns is the High Priest of The American Spirit and Baseball is its Wicked Spell

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hexwater.bsky.social @hexwater.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Guess I'm returning to the butterfly app

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