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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cinnamon and clove are ingredients in my Florida water and Abundance Mist, so like, I genuinely have so much on hand always, but I'll never say no to potentially cheaper bulk.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly, my next project needs to be cinnamon and clove extracts.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll bet that smells exactly like Fireball
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bri oh my god how is she still alive
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Congratulations on not micro-dying twenty times a night in your sleep anymore, Mel!!! Soon, you will be rested.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tomorrow 🐺🌕
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely terrible, love this for me.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love having the amount of knowledge I do about this show, makes it so easy to realize the actual showrunners don't remember what happens in their damn show, which means nothing matters.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Girl you couldn't remember shit, you were 1: dead and 2: not there for an abortion, you were there for a tooth extraction, because the doctor at the time was a dentist.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did they forget that Constance wasn't German? Elsa Mars? The German character Jessica Lange played in this show exists?
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hi, Elizabeth Short.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm already on the third episode and genuinely what of value has happened yet- WINTER?! Girl! You DIED!
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was so focused on the everything that I completely forgot John Waters was here. John Waters is here, guys.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Play the hits!" -Ryan Murphy, probably
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did they get Tig Notaro for one scene of episode 2???
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tig Notaro?!
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fingers crossed we actually see the bone winged Jersey Devil guy this season, they're been teasing him since season 3.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Madison Montgomery, they could never make me like you 😑
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god it's so stupid, I'm so happy.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want it to be known that I watched the initial season trailer and nothing else, I have no idea what this season is supposed to be about, which is the sexiest way to go into seasons of AHS honestly.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three episodes of AHS season 13 dropped all at once, so for the next 88 minutes I am gonna be uhhhhh annoying 😊
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT IS TIME
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know I'm going insane over a fictional man when I consider making a sideblog to vent all of my feelings so that the general public does not believe me unfit for society.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh shit. Tomorrow.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Decided to take a whack at #TerribleComicTuesday
Wizard: Horus Morgus Porgus Plodum turn that top into a bottom
Evil Knight: when I hired an evil wizard I was expecting more, like, fireballs.
Wizard: Please. Let’s see a fireball that can disrupt an entire social ecosystem.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This time, this information is coming to me secondhand from a friend who works with a local alt ladies social group that I've been hesitant to attend- and for good reason, apparently!
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the funniest bits of information I've been presented with recently is that a former friend of a friend and sufferer of the worst case of Main Character Syndrome I've ever met is still being a bully and a cunt to everyone around her. Amazing, never improve.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Singing in the shower and- "another turning point, a clock stuck in the road- wait, no, that's not right."
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jean Grey: hur hur hur butte sex
Scott Summers: It’s a mesa, Jean.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is me low-key bitching about how everything I like is cheaply and shoddily made, but also $50 a piece for whatever reason. Can't wear it, so I don't have to pay for it.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you ever want to save a lot of money, develop a sensitivity to polyester. Not a full-on allergy, just enough of a sensitivity that too much polyester in a fabric makes you itchy. You will save so much money, because 90% of the clothes you like the look of are 100% polyester. So much money saved.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 16/09/2026
Piss of mind
Pizza restaurant with faux neon signage that clearly is supposed to say "pizz of mind" but the Zs are backwards
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'all think I'M ominous? I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning with the backgammon set I played with as a child at the foot of our bed, somehow.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Varun comes into the bathroom while I'm showering. I ask if he knows how to play backgammon. He says yes, then asks why. I say I'm good at it. He asks if I want to play. I tell him we don't have a set. He says we can get one, leaves. Me, yelling: WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP POWER PLAY WAS THAT?!
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the things I hate about my crush on Fictional Anime Man is that I can't show the one person who knows any good panels or screenshots of this mf like bitch CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, they're gonna kill you with several guns.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bart Allen: The God Engine is crashing! I'll have to disassemble it!
Wally West: No, Bart. I'll do it.
Bart Allen: Uh, Flash Fact: I'm faster than you.
Bart Allen: Flash Fact: I'm older, more experienced, and frankly, smarter than you.
Bart Allen: Flash Fact: suck my dick.
Wally West: Flash Flash: Cram it, you cock mongling shit gnome
Bart Allen: FLASH FACT: YOUR MOM!
Wally West: FLASH FACT: YOUR MOM!
Donna Troy: by the gods this is the dumbest argument ever.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Clotho: go for it, bestie Lachesis: most people won't care, do you Atropos: the ones that DO care will try to kill you with a gun, do it
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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Revelation that "Heat Waves" was also a Rihject has me resurfacing the question: If you made an artist solely out of the songs Rihanna has turned down since 2011, would you have one of the 20 biggest pop stars of the 21st century? 10?
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely vile the way I used the same company, but it was like $10 more expensive for the same thing a year and a half later.
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bit the bullet and finally ordered a new table runner a good...ten? Months after my complete rebrand. So long "for all of your mysterious needs", hello "spellbinding creations by Nova".
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is always fair to assume that if I make a noise while someone is eating, I want their food. This is me when other people are eating, actually:
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made a noise while he was snacking and Varun gave me a kiss, and I went, "the kiss was good, but I wanted a Cheez-It."
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Nova 💚🖤🦇🔪 @hexedsupernova.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I swear, I can't have a favorite character of any kind without it being some sort of humiliation ritual. Thad? No merch. Riff? No merch. Ford? No merch (until there was an EXPLOSION of merch but it was all fucking keychains, which I hate). New Guy? No merch. I am free from capitalism.
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